measured cocks

[holzz]

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Why don't most models measure their cocks?

[SanDiegoPervySage]

So people always wonder if their 6 inch dicks are actually 9 inches like they claim

[rbiller]

If one is going to measure, measure the proper way from the top.

[flabbybody]

I treasure my Grooby ruler that Tony Vee used to use to measure the girls during his photo shoots. I got it as part of a gift bag for my subscription to shemale yum. (many, many years ago)

[holzz]

If one is going to measure, measure the proper way from the top.

which includes the scrotum..like everybody knows....

[hamdasl]

I've got 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule....:tongue::tongue:

[AlexisDVyne]

The reason a lot of them don't measure is then you'll know how big it really is.. ;)

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=909020&d=1453077540

[rbiller]

flabbybody, I can relate to that. The grooby ruler is nice but again it must be used properly. I can't remember how many times I have seen it used improperly. You would think the photographer would instruct the model on the correct way to use it.

[Laphroaig]

This is the only rule most of them go by...

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[Madsteve_9]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/7b5925cd1778e9bc9affedf2249610ba/tumblr_n6uxtfPTWH1ttahr9o1_500.jpg



Why don't most models measure their cocks?

Still an incorrect way to measure equipment.

[Madsteve_9]

If one is going to measure, measure the proper way from the top.

That is not the correct way.

[EZWind]

...Why don't most models measure their cocks?

.....because nobody gives a shit
....sorry, I know that;s not true....in fact, there is a confusingly large number of individuals here who actually do give quite a large shit about this stuff, down even to the minutest details of the right and wrong way to measure....but for the life of me, I just can't fathom the reason why this is so important
....as good ole Maria Muldaur has taught us....it ain't the meat....it's the motion

[SanDiegoPervySage]

.....because nobody gives a shit
....sorry, I know that;s not true....in fact, there is a confusingly large number of individuals here who actually do give quite a large shit about this stuff, down even to the minutest details of the right and wrong way to measure....but for the life of me, I just can't fathom the reason why this is so important
....as good ole Maria Muldaur has taught us....it ain't the meat....it's the motion

The motion doesn't matter when watching it through your computer screen.

[Fitzcarraldo]

That is not the correct way.

So what is the correct way?

[holzz]

.....because nobody gives a shit
....sorry, I know that;s not true....in fact, there is a confusingly large number of individuals here who actually do give quite a large shit about this stuff, down even to the minutest details of the right and wrong way to measure....but for the life of me, I just can't fathom the reason why this is so important
....as good ole Maria Muldaur has taught us....it ain't the meat....it's the motion

then you're used to tiny cocks...motion is for politically correct dolts..size matters..

[Chaos]

Size only matters when you're too big or too small....Otherwise it's how it's used.

[Laphroaig]

So what is the correct way?

Plenty of articles covering this, here's just a couple.

http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

http://measurepenis.weebly.com/

[joesocalif]

What really matters when measuring your wiener is that you get the angle of the dangle equal to the heat of the meat. 😋

[TheBlueEyedKid]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/7b5925cd1778e9bc9affedf2249610ba/tumblr_n6uxtfPTWH1ttahr9o1_500.jpg



Why don't most models measure their cocks?

Who cares if this is the incorrect way to measure. She still has a big cock and is an absolutely wonderful girl.

[holzz]

Size only matters when you're too big or too small....Otherwise it's how it's used.

I disagree...maybe you're used to small... I believe size matters, i don't care if you disagree, or you wish to push your view onto me....lol..

[holzz]

.....because nobody gives a shit
....sorry, I know that;s not true....in fact, there is a confusingly large number of individuals here who actually do give quite a large shit about this stuff, down even to the minutest details of the right and wrong way to measure....but for the life of me, I just can't fathom the reason why this is so important
....as good ole Maria Muldaur has taught us....it ain't the meat....it's the motion

pretty cool...you say to all humans what matters or not. do you have asperger's by chance?

[EZWind]

The motion doesn't matter when watching it through your computer screen.

...well, not for jpegs anyway
....ok, so it was an off the cuff tongue in cheek remark, not meant to be taken that seriously; obviously not the same as the actual physical act
....but technically, there are such things as gif, mpg, wmv and mp4, etc
....plenty of motion on my computer screen

[EZWind]

pretty cool...you say to all humans what matters or not. do you have asperger's by chance?

....pretty cool...so it would appear that in fact, you are the one w/ the developmental disorder
...what I actually said was that I (not all humans, just me) can't understand the obsession w/ the whole measurement thing

[holzz]

....pretty cool...so it would appear that in fact, you are the one w/ the developmental disorder
...what I actually said was that I (not all humans, just me) can't understand the obsession w/ the whole measurement thing

no, it's you, not me. you've proven it by saying what i as a Web stranger cannot comment on this, like you know...based on curiosity.

[bigkid69]

.....because nobody gives a shit
....sorry, I know that;s not true....in fact, there is a confusingly large number of individuals here who actually do give quite a large shit about this stuff, down even to the minutest details of the right and wrong way to measure....but for the life of me, I just can't fathom the reason why this is so important
....as good ole Maria Muldaur has taught us....it ain't the meat....it's the motion


then you're used to tiny cocks...motion is for politically correct dolts..size matters..


pretty cool...you say to all humans what matters or not. do you have asperger's by chance?


no, it's you, not me. you've proven it by saying what i as a Web stranger cannot comment on this, like you know...based on curiosity.

holzz, it is clear that you want to start an argument. EZ said nothing combative, and clearly said that "he" doesn't understand why this stuff matters yet you are the one prodding him and insulting him. Leave it alone, you obviously care about the size of TS cock, and it would appear that most here do not.

[IluvemHung]

If she has that combination of thick wrist and big hands, there is a 90 percent chance she has a enormous cock! Trust me on this one.

[Chaos]

I disagree...maybe you're used to small... I believe size matters, i don't care if you disagree, or you wish to push your view onto me....lol..

Small what? Small minds like yours? Yeah, I deal with morons all the time... If you can't USE it size doesn't mean shit,you're a bad lay and should feel bad...But if you CAN use it,and use it well,you can have a monster that scares most people or a cocktail weenie....no one's going to say a fucking bad thing about it they'll be too busy drooling on themselves to care.Mind you I get this info directly from women....ALL kinds of women...Working in a club has advantages...I get all the info I ever need straight from the people who know. Of COURSE a guy with a big dick will say size matters...He thinks it's an advantage when it's not. Of course a guy with a small dick says it's motion...it's literally all he's got. I'M saying it's knowledge,and the ability to work with WHATEVER you have...dumb fuck.

[EZWind]

no, it's you, not me. you've proven it by saying what i as a Web stranger cannot comment on this, like you know...based on curiosity.

...and I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow....boy, you are one confused dude, aren't you
....judging by what I Think you're trying to say based on that brainless Palin-esque word salad quoted above, you seem to be under the impression that I'm saying you can't comment on it, even after I specifically stated that I didn't say anything of the kind.
...Wrong, once again.
Look, everybody needs a hobby...some people collect stamps....doesn't make any sense to me at all. Some people collect tapes of the Grateful Dead playing the same damn songs in different cities....doesn't make sense to a lot of people either, but if you GET IT, it does.
...nobody is saying people shouldn't have these interests...you can comment on any damn thing you please....all I'm saying, once again, is....I.... don't get it

[ZELLGADISS]

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Why don't most models measure their cocks?


it is not 8", but 6.5"-7" perhaps, big cock

[ZELLGADISS]

The reason a lot of them don't measure is then you'll know how big it really is.. ;)

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=909020&d=1453077540

very big cock without doubt

[holzz]

holzz, it is clear that you want to start an argument. EZ said nothing combative, and clearly said that "he" doesn't understand why this stuff matters yet you are the one prodding him and insulting him. Leave it alone, you obviously care about the size of TS cock, and it would appear that most here do not.

uh? haha..i'm not even offended, just calling him out, that's all.

[werwt22]

and so far most of this thread has been an argument. Can we get back on subject please, instead of hijacking this thread?

[Laphroaig]

and so far most of this thread has been an argument. Can we get back on subject please, instead of hijacking this thread?

The original question...



Why don't most models measure their cocks?

...was answered perfectly well in the second post.


So people always wonder if their 6 inch dicks are actually 9 inches like they claim

What more is there to say on the subject?...:shrug

[EZWind]

.....Can we get back on the subject please, instead of hijacking this thread?

....the thread really hasn't been hijacked. I always thought a thread was hijacked when somebody jumps in and makes the thread about himself or some other topic. That's not happening here....the subject is measuring cocks...nobody's blaming Obamacare for anything here


and so far most of this thread has been an argument.

...okay, so here I am arguing about not arguing, but be that as it may, I wouldn't go so far as to say "most"...we're discussing the topic. A fair number of folks have raised the issue about how discussion has died on this board, and so here we are discussing something and you want us to stop

[holzz]

The original question...



...was answered perfectly well in the second post.



What more is there to say on the subject?...:shrug

well..yeah. your ego just made me laugh, of what you deem worthy, and you reckon others have to care/give a fuck.

[Laphroaig]

well..yeah. your ego just made me laugh, of what you deem worthy, and you reckon others have to care/give a fuck.

Porn isn't reality, it's a carefully created illusion and accurate measurements in most cases would shatter that illusion.

Even before you get to Photoshop, there's a number of photographic tricks that can be played with perspective, to make objects appear larger than they really are.

You've provided plenty of evidence on here, with your overestimations of performers size, not to mention earnings, that you've been well and truly suckered by all the smoke and mirrors.

Maybe you...

959444

;)

You posed the original question, but apart from arguing with other members, you haven't even voiced your own opinion?

[lifeisfiction]

I would suggest anyone check out this grooby site. http://shemaleinch.com/ It use to have a lot more measuring in the beginning, but if you skim past dates you will see quite a bit. I hope this helps this thread.

[holzz]

Porn isn't reality, it's a carefully created illusion and accurate measurements in most cases would shatter that illusion.

Even before you get to Photoshop, there's a number of photographic tricks that can be played with perspective, to make objects appear larger than they really are.

You've provided plenty of evidence on here, with your overestimations of performers size, not to mention earnings, that you've been well and truly suckered by all the smoke and mirrors.

Maybe you...

959444

;)

You posed the original question, but apart from arguing with other members, you haven't even voiced your own opinion?

since it's comical how you get to dictate "worthy" topics here..lol.

actually it's curiosity on my part. like people are curious about their favourite celebrities.

[SanDiegoPervySage]

Those measurements are also wrong on that site.

[lifeisfiction]

Those measurements are also wrong on that site.

I know. Some measure well and some measure incorrectly, but you can get an idea of what their size is if that is your fancy. Most times I find it interesting to see what their size is and what they claim to be lol.

[SanDiegoPervySage]

I know. Some measure well and some measure incorrectly, but you can get an idea of what their size is if that is your fancy. Most times I find it interesting to see what their size is and what they claim to be lol.

Yeah, one said she was 8.5 but was more around 8 even. At the point it doesn't even matter, she's pretty damn big. Ha

[IluvemHung]

very big cock without doubt

Delicious!!!

[holzz]

Small what? Small minds like yours? Yeah, I deal with morons all the time... If you can't USE it size doesn't mean shit,you're a bad lay and should feel bad...But if you CAN use it,and use it well,you can have a monster that scares most people or a cocktail weenie....no one's going to say a fucking bad thing about it they'll be too busy drooling on themselves to care.Mind you I get this info directly from women....ALL kinds of women...Working in a club has advantages...I get all the info I ever need straight from the people who know. Of COURSE a guy with a big dick will say size matters...He thinks it's an advantage when it's not. Of course a guy with a small dick says it's motion...it's literally all he's got. I'M saying it's knowledge,and the ability to work with WHATEVER you have...dumb fuck.

no, i believe size really does matter. it's jusst my opinion and experience. seems you're offended, since you're just projecting some opinion you have in your head as some grand universal fact. you haven't made a point actually, maybe the people in your club should teach you how to articulate yourself better....sorry, to me, and many others, size matters. maybe not to all, but it does.

[holzz]

...and I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow....boy, you are one confused dude, aren't you
....judging by what I Think you're trying to say based on that brainless Palin-esque word salad quoted above, you seem to be under the impression that I'm saying you can't comment on it, even after I specifically stated that I didn't say anything of the kind.
...Wrong, once again.
Look, everybody needs a hobby...some people collect stamps....doesn't make any sense to me at all. Some people collect tapes of the Grateful Dead playing the same damn songs in different cities....doesn't make sense to a lot of people either, but if you GET IT, it does.
...nobody is saying people shouldn't have these interests...you can comment on any damn thing you please....all I'm saying, once again, is....I.... don't get it

haha....learn to get on conversations, and trying to manipulate people online..haha.. sorry, i say what i like, get over it. i just get that you are annoyed at this, and you project and think others have no free will, but cool lol. that's all i need to know now...

[Chaos]

no, i believe size really does matter. it's jusst my opinion and experience. seems you're offended, since you're just projecting some opinion you have in your head as some grand universal fact. you haven't made a point actually, maybe the people in your club should teach you how to articulate yourself better....sorry, to me, and many others, size matters. maybe not to all, but it does.
Right...I forgot that replying to you means I'm offended....As for articulating myself better? I'm fine. Seems you're the only one with a problem.

[holzz]

Right...I forgot that replying to you means I'm offended....As for articulating myself better? I'm fine. Seems you're the only one with a problem.

i have no problem here. just that I you amuse me, largely for saying what is worthy of admiring or commenting on....and why i need to give a crap. but then bullishness aside, i don't see what the value is in this discussion now lol.