The person below me. (TPBM)

[spedius]

Hi all,

This is something that I spotted elsewhere and thought you might find it amusing. (Please keep your comments interesting)

"OK, let's see how many of you know how to play this Forum game? What you do is respond either true or false to what the person above you has written, then write something about the person below you. The next person who responds to the thread will be the person below, and will carry it on, etc.

So, I will enter a demonstration.

TPBM likes to wear women's clothes"

Have fun.

Spedius

[spedius]

Hi all,

False, there is no truth to the rumour.

TPBM has posed for a Shemale Magazine.

Your turn next.

Spedius

[BeardedOne]

This could get interesting...

False, though I have done nude shoots.

TPBM has wanked, at least once in the last year, to an Allanah viddie or avatar.

:wink:

[Ironhead]

False. I just haven't watched that much of her stuff.

TPBM was really turned on by performing oral on someone more endowed than themself ;)

[BrendaQG]

False he was less endowed than me :-(

TPBM: You have had sex with mostly men and a couple of women?

[panama_red]

False. Although admittedly I have fantasized about some men.

TPBM shaves their balls. :P

[blckhaze]

False. trimmed them once, but never cut all the hair off. took me years to grow it :P

TPBM has budgeted for monthly escort visits

[Oli]

False. It is always a spur of the moment thing.

TPBM fantasizes about bottoming.

[Jasadin]

False.I'm still in denile :?

TPBM spends 20+ hours a week searching the net for naked geriactric transsexuals riding scooters.

[BrendaQG]

No and why? I don't even want to think about that.

Lemme try something a little less selacious for our more timid or modest posters.

TPBM: Have you graduated from college?

[ILuvGurls]

rookie here, but who is TPBM?

[specialk]

rookie here, but who is TPBM?

The next person to post.............The Person Below Me...Get it? :roll:

[Quinn]

True. I hold two advanced degrees, and I’m – very slowly – working on my third.

TBPM has had a threesome within the last year.

-Quinn

[ezed]

True, TPBM has had three threesomes in the past three days, and is totally exhausted. But her cell phone rings constantly and she feels compelled to answer it.

[trish]

okay, okay i admit it, but that's not as bad as TPBM who's as frigid as a prehistoric bone dildo sealed and buried three miles down in the antarctic ice.

[ezed]

True, true, but I took cialis and my erection lasted more than four hours, so I consult my doctor and this was the treatment he recommended, however I doubted the treatment and the TPBM offered to ease my tension with various orifaces.

[scorpion]

I dont think so ezed :wink:
TPBM: Is one of the cutiest trannys in the world.

[spedius]

False.

TPBM has recently been surprise fucked by a tranny, in the shower, whilst bending over to pick the soap up.

Spedius

[Trogdor]

Naw, it won't fit.

TPBM owes me big favors. :P

[Avenged01]

false! but if you ask me nicely I could get TPBM to show you their collection of over 3000 dildos from all over the world.

[scorpion]

Funny game.
False I have only own one dildo " you can read about it in the tread: the stupiest I ever done."
TPBM is a guy who pornsurf on tranny sites 18 hours a day

[BeardedOne]

False, it's only 16 hours a day. :P

TPBM took their last TG date to a foreign film at the local theatre.

[ezed]

True they spoke "cockinmouth" sounds like "emmbllbhhblummmmmm" and the TDBM translated with mouth engulfing the ear.

[spedius]

False

When having a shower, TPBM uses the lather from "Head and Shoulders" to not only wash their hair but also the rest of their body too.

Your turn.

Spedius

[ezed]

False but close, TPBM uses "Head and Jizzum" by Loreal.

[spedius]

False, do you think it would sell?

TPBM thinks that Bianca Freire is the most drop-dead gorgeous shemale of the newer generation of Brazilian shemales.

Your turn.

Spedius

[spedius]

Hi all,

I thought that the picture of hottie Bianca Freire would spark some interested comments but no, where are you?

Come on guys, time to rack your brains for some rude, crude or funny words and/or images to keep this thread ticking over.

Spedius

[spedius]

Hi all,

Where are you guys?

What happened, did you just loose interest?

If you possess an ounce of imagination, this is the thread where you can demonstrate your talents.

I've initiated this topic on other forums and on one of them there have been over 700 posts and it's still going.

http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=280620#280620

Take a look, if you doubt my word.

Spedius

[dgtlmstry]

True. Although Im not sure what the cut off his for the 'newer generation of brazilian shemales' she is drop dead gorgeous!

TPBM likes obese shemales :(

Dglt

[spedius]

Hi dgtlmstry,

It looks like it's just you and me kid, we'll have to keep this game going all by ourselves.

False, I love shemales like my favourite, Bianca Freire, (piccie attached).

TPBM has a collection of shemale cumshots so vast he has had to add more storage onto his hard drive.

Your turn.

Spedius

[DJ_Asia]

True...I have a ton of videos,but ...I shot them all and yeah I have blown through a half a terabyte already and will be adding another 150-250 GB's soon

TPBM has never had sex w/ a TS

[dgtlmstry]

Im happy, and proud, to report that that is FALSE lol I have indeed had sex with a TS which is why I am now addicted =)

TPBM likes hairy asses

Dgtl

My two favorite TS ladies ever...

[Taom]

...false..

I prefer that my partner be shaved, we're not cavemen anymore.

TPBM is a Steve Irwin fan

[blckhaze]

...false..

I prefer that my partner be shaved, we're not cavemen anymore.

TPBM is a Steve Irwin fan

true. he was hilarious to listen to, but he did a great job in educating people on animals around the globe. RIP.

TPBM watches a TS movie everyday

[BrendaQG]

False but I did have a trial membership to tranny surprise for three days. Wondered what I would have to be willing to do to be in porno. Did not like comments made to a post op "dude what'd ya cut it off for mannn." WTF.

TPBM: Have known a number of T-girls before they knew they were TS.

[spedius]

Possibly true and there again maybe false, perhaps???

TPBM prefers to top his shemale partner whilst in the shower.

Your turn.

Spedius

[atkms7]

hmmmm, id like to do anything with a shemale in the shower, to the person below me...likes to dress up like a slut and charge 2 dollars for a blowjob.

[Avenged01]

False,

I charge $10 - Classy slut that I am ;)

TPBM - Became hooked on tranny porn after accidently stumbling across Hung Angels whilst browsing the internet for a new dishwasher for his/her kitchen...

[BrendaQG]

False. A good excuse to tell your wife when she catches you.

TPBM: You vist hung angels because you are too cheap to pay for the pictures posted here.

[Phat]

False. A good excuse to tell your wife when she catches you.

TPBM: You vist hung angels because you are too cheap to pay for the pictures posted here.

thats not true! I like the people here!

TPBM has a thing for asian t-girls

[BeardedOne]

True. I would do Mint or Areeya in a heartbeat. :)

TPBM seeds their cocoa with cinamon schnapps.

[Oli]

False...It's Dewars minus the cocoa.

TPBM is a closeted Nick Lachey fan.

[blckhaze]

false but i was a closet N'sync and BSB fan in high school.

TPBM has fantasies about bottoming, but has never tried.

[Taom]

false, i have.....

TPBM will shortly take the plunge and become a hung angel

[ezed]

false,...but I will plunge into a hung angel of have her plunge in me, if one is available

BUT! TPBM will launch into a "That guy is gay, I never bottom man, unless it's with a fresh cucumber!" post

[spedius]

False, that last one was far too clever for me to be able to work out.

TPBM prefers shemales who look like lovely, young girls with that something extra.

Your turn.

Spedius

[Taom]

my tastes vary, but sure, I'll bite on that one

TPBM has watched at least one Lifetime movie in their life to keep their gf content

[ezed]

False False False, I always went in the next room and watched the hockey, football, baseball, even table tennis game or a good movie on the premium channels. And thought this may be why I'm so in love with t-girls...

but TPBM thinks life is a bowl of cherries and I should seek consuling from a therapist. Which I won't because all the therapists are here and I don't have to pay them for their advice.

[dgtlmstry]

True, very true.

TPBM doesn't know the secret.


Dgtl

[spedius]

True, are you going to tell us?

TPBM continues to be puzzled by the convoluted story line and archaic prose of "Deadwood".

Your turn.

Spedius

[ezed]

No way. The story line pretty much follow the history of the town with Hearst, and Bill and Jane, but imbellishes it with colorful supporting characters.

BUT TPBM is a COCKSUKER!

[trish]

okay, i'm a COCKSUCKER. but TPBM is an jerk who keeps talking strategy while getting blown. no wonder it takes him forever to climax.

[dgtlmstry]

False...it isn't necessary to talk strategy anymore, they've got it down :)

TPBM swallows.

Dgtl

[ezed]

False...it isn't necessary to talk strategy anymore, they've got it down :)

TPBM swallows.

Dgtl

True, tastes great! Less Filling!

BUT TPBM had Tacos and beans for lunch and didn't douche.

[spedius]

False, but tacos and beans are a powerful combination, you're not from the "windy city" originally, are you?

TPBM is reminded of the beans sequence in "Blazing Saddles".

Your turn.

Spedius

[spedius]

Hi all,

There have been some truly funny posts up to now, but nothing so far today.

Come on guys, time to rack your brains for some rude, crude, funny words or images to keep this thread ticking over.

Here's an image which might give you some ideas.

Spedius

[spedius]

Hi all,

There have been some truly funny posts up to now, but nothing so far today.

Come on guys, time to rack your brains for some rude, crude, funny words or images to keep this thread ticking over.

Here's another image which might give you some ideas.

Spedius

[spedius]

Hi all,

There have been some truly funny posts up to now, but nothing so far today.

Come on guys, time to rack your brains for some rude, crude, funny words or images to keep this thread ticking over.

Here's another image which might give you some ideas.

Spedius

[spedius]

Hi all,

There have been some truly funny posts up to now, but nothing so far today.

Come on guys, time to rack your brains for some rude, crude, funny words or images to keep this thread ticking over.

Here's another image which might give you some ideas.

Spedius

[ezed]

Alright Spedius, I'll bite:
TPBM has collected photos of "Bob" from the ENZYTE commercials but can't find any below the waist so he inviteded the guy pictured below to his pool, fed him ENZYTE and multiple martini's. Bob passed out with an erection but TPBM couldn't get Bob's pants off because his hands were shaking so bad from a combination of a rapidly beating heart and the onset of Parkinsons. TPBM collapsed from exhaustion but Bob woke up the next morning...looked at TPBM ..said emmmm.... and walked off whistling the ENZYTE tune.