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Quinn
08-23-2006, 04:27 AM
Officials say Madonna's liquid plan is all wet

When Madonna isn’t busy being crucified in concert or horseback riding in the English countryside, she wants to use the powers of Kabbalah to rid the world of nuclear waste.

The singer and her director hubby Guy Ritchie have been “lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid,” according to London’s Sunday Times.

The power couple has approached various British government agencies, urging the detoxing powers of a “mystical” liquid developed by the mystical offshoot of Judaism, which is currently trendy among some celebs.

“It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,” one official told the Times.

“She relentlessly pursued people,” according to a former civil servant. “She wanted to get this Russian scientist to explain this to civil servants.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14153956/

LMFAO@ "magic Kabbalah fluid." What a retard!

-Quinn

08-23-2006, 06:43 AM
This is what happens when children get older.