View Full Version : How is THIS a turnon to some people... EEEEEEW
RubyTS
08-05-2006, 08:07 PM
this is just too gross lol. I mean EVERYONE likes a nice sized COCK, but c'mon.... this is taking it wayyyyyyyyyyy above and beyond "normal"
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 08:10 PM
This guy's been around for a while. He's made of rubber and takes it, literaly, to the extreme.
RubyTS
08-05-2006, 08:13 PM
wow u always reply in my posts.... im beginning to think u like meeeee :oops: :moon :peanutbutter
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 08:35 PM
wow u always reply in my posts.... im beginning to think u like meeeee :oops: :moon :peanutbutter
Mmmmmmaaayyyybe. :D
specialk
08-05-2006, 09:01 PM
:puke :puke
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 09:08 PM
:puke :puke
I assume you're referring to the initial pix, and not the sugary sweetness of our flirting. :lol:
:puke :puke
I assume you're referring to the initial pix, and not the sugary sweetness of our flirting. :lol:
<----jealous
RubyTS
08-05-2006, 09:21 PM
:puke :puke
I assume you're referring to the initial pix, and not the sugary sweetness of our flirting. :lol:
<----jealous
lol
specialk
08-05-2006, 10:05 PM
:puke :puke
I assume you're referring to the initial pix, and not the sugary sweetness of our flirting. :lol:
Correcto mondo
Jasadin
08-05-2006, 10:28 PM
I see it more like Wow I didn't know you could that!It's like some kind of xrated Ripley's Believe It or Not.I would think that has to be some sort of record.
oh my god thats horrifying!!
ill be back, im going to go boil my eyes
RubyTS
08-05-2006, 10:32 PM
I see it more like Wow I didn't know you could that!It's like some kind of xrated Ripley's Believe It or Not.I would think that has to be some sort of record.
lol riiiiiiiiiiight? And u should see the vidz his hole is all fl;oppy like a clit and he just sucks it RIGHT UP!!!!
http://www.smutput.com/view/20060728/cjkc_biganalplug.wmv/
one of those things that disgusts u but u cant seem to turn your head....
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 10:46 PM
I see it more like Wow I didn't know you could that!It's like some kind of xrated Ripley's Believe It or Not.I would think that has to be some sort of record.
lol riiiiiiiiiiight? And u should see the vidz his hole is all fl;oppy like a clit and he just sucks it RIGHT UP!!!!
http://www.smutput.com/view/20060728/cjkc_biganalplug.wmv/
one of those things that disgusts u but u cant seem to turn your head....
Kinda like listening to Howard Stern. :lol: I can't stand him, but I'll listen for hours if his show is on when I turn on the radio. The fascination of a roadside car wreck. :roll:
I've done the fisting thing (Both ways), but (Or should I say 'butt'?) to all things there are limits. Compared to this guy I'd be classed as 'curious amateur'.
He's done quite a few vidclips over the years, from mild to wild, though none professionally. He just gets his jollies from showing off his extreme talents on the net.
:lol: @ ill be back, im going to go boil my eyes
Jasadin
08-05-2006, 10:51 PM
I just wonder after being stretched to the extremes over time does the ahmmm 'area' maintain normal function?
RubyTS
08-05-2006, 11:03 PM
I just wonder after being stretched to the extremes over time does the ahmmm 'area' maintain normal function?
i've wondered the same thing. With this guy in particular, it seems like hes got himself a tunnel. I wouldnt be surprised if he depends on his "depends" when OUTSIDE the house. Eeew gross visuals ewww ewww EWWWW.
Brings back a memeory i'll share with ya'll which is actually pretty funny. I wont say WHO cuz he actually frequents these forums, and i wont embarass anyone like that.... but i remember this one time with a regular client of mine. It was me and my friend Josie on a doubledate and we used to party so hard and REALLY freak off. Of course partying leads to erection problems, so we'd find alternate method of entertainment. We fucked him with corona bottles and Josie fucked him good lol. He got up and all we heard was SPLAT! Turned to see this grown man with a "i didn't do it" face looking like an innocent little boy about to get whooped by mommy. Below him is a pile of isht.... splattered on the floor. LOL LOL LOL. I never laugh when i party but i went OFFFFFFF! LOL The funniest thing was the look on is face lol lol lol it was PRICELESS!!!! ROTFL
ralf_snake
08-05-2006, 11:12 PM
Man thats imposible.
Teabagger Vance
08-05-2006, 11:16 PM
Lord Goatse would enjoy this thread I am sure. :-)
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 11:19 PM
I just wonder after being stretched to the extremes over time does the ahmmm 'area' maintain normal function?
Surprisingly, yes. At least under 'normal' circumstances for that hobby/sport. Dunno if this guy would qualify as 'normal' there. :lol:
As with any muscle, excercize keeps it taught and limber. The ass is a lot of muscles. :wink:
Speaking from my own, comparitively limited experience, things seem to work better after one has played this game for a bit. My last 'lover' (A 3G/gay GG) had medium sized hands and, once I got used to her size and movements, I readily opened to her (We played about once or twice a month) and snapped right back to business-as-usual shortly after the adventures ended.
It's certainly a mileage-may-vary kinda thing, but I've chatted with more experienced players (Including Steve Pierce, whose gayporncam.com fisting viddies are legendary) and the notes we traded generally came up the same. I can also reference the one fellow I topped, who was rather experienced at it, and how he had such muscle control as to put my hand to sleep in the midst of play. :shock:
*Sigh* Memories to last a lifetime. But I digress.
Ms. J, you know you can always PM me for more detailed research. :wink:
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 11:24 PM
I just wonder after being stretched to the extremes over time does the ahmmm 'area' maintain normal function?
i've wondered the same thing. With this guy in particular, it seems like hes got himself a tunnel. I wouldnt be surprised if he depends on his "depends" when OUTSIDE the house. Eeew gross visuals ewww ewww EWWWW.
>Snipped story <
OK, It definitely wasn't me, 'cuz we ain't rumbaed yet. :lol: But I can certainly relate to how he must've felt. Jeez! Poor guy. But hey, when you play serious ass games...Well...S*** happens. :lol:
BTW, it's OK to laugh during sex, but please don't point! :lol:
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 11:25 PM
Lord Goatse would enjoy this thread I am sure. :-)
Whatever became of His Lordship, BTW? Haven't seen his unique wit in quite a while.
RubyTS
08-05-2006, 11:41 PM
after years of being less and less satisfied by cocks which, before, would have done me right.... i would be scared to try something like that. I have a big dick fetish and i know its not necessarily cuz they're pretty or anything like that. I am genuinely a HARD peron to please in bed, so i get most my rocks off by pleasing others. Nothing beats a verbal person in the bedroom who VOICES the pleaure which i provide for them. But shit, when i wanna cum I WANNA CUM. I've cum only ONCE in my life from a blowjob. like 3x from fucking. Even the most SKILLED have yet to surprise me. So what i like is to get a good pounding and jerk off. Makes me spray loads. Only im noticing as time goes by... it takes larger and larger cocks to hit that SPOT ! I dont wanna end up like this guy lol
BeardedOne
08-05-2006, 11:44 PM
Ms. Ruby, you =do= know that I'm taking notes? :wink:
RubyTS
08-06-2006, 12:58 AM
Ms. Ruby, you =do= know that I'm taking notes? :wink:
well now that i DO know, i will expect everything to be right on point, should we ever meet beyond this forum ;-) MMMUAH
BeardedOne
08-06-2006, 12:59 AM
Ms. Ruby, you =do= know that I'm taking notes? :wink:
well now that i DO know, i will expect everything to be right on point, should we ever meet beyond this forum ;-) MMMUAH
Oh my! :oops:
:wink:
buckstar
08-06-2006, 01:27 AM
wow.
that guys gotta have all sorts of issues down there.
Ruby, you're hot.
J Money
08-06-2006, 02:21 AM
ZOINKS YO
wow.
that guys gotta have all sorts of issues down there.
Ruby, you're hot.
are you that garbage comedian who never makes it on next comic standing or is that username just a coincidence
after years of being less and less satisfied by cocks which, before, would have done me right.... i would be scared to try something like that. I have a big dick fetish and i know its not necessarily cuz they're pretty or anything like that. I am genuinely a HARD peron to please in bed, so i get most my rocks off by pleasing others. Nothing beats a verbal person in the bedroom who VOICES the pleaure which i provide for them. But shit, when i wanna cum I WANNA CUM. I've cum only ONCE in my life from a blowjob. like 3x from fucking. Even the most SKILLED have yet to surprise me. So what i like is to get a good pounding and jerk off. Makes me spray loads. Only im noticing as time goes by... it takes larger and larger cocks to hit that SPOT ! I dont wanna end up like this guy lol
I think I'm in love :oops:
Jasadin
08-06-2006, 05:08 AM
Ruby,I think you messed everyone up with that preview :lol:
Quinn
08-06-2006, 05:24 AM
I'm usually a live and let live kind of guy when it comes to other people's sexual proclivities, but those pics are can only be summed up in two words: Fucking disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Quinn
Jasadin
08-06-2006, 07:48 AM
I'm usually a live and let live kind of guy when it comes to other people's sexual proclivities, but those pics are can only be summed up in two words: Fucking disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Quinn
You gotta admit that feat is amazing...after your disgust I mean :lol:
TomSelis
08-06-2006, 09:49 AM
......
That's just.....
Nah......
I mean...........
Ewww......
:(
Jasadin
08-06-2006, 09:51 AM
I think some of you guys are jealous. :lol: jking
TomSelis
08-06-2006, 10:00 AM
Yeah, shoving a bottle up my ass is a life skill I want to master....fo shooow!
I know a Emergency room nurse that works nights and she's told me every once in a while a guy will come in with a glass object shoved up there that....broke.
Not a good look.
TakeMeHome
08-06-2006, 10:24 AM
Yack. So Is that dude looking for that glass bottle in the last picture of the set??? P.S. He should be a drug smuggler.
BeardedOne
08-06-2006, 03:24 PM
I know a Emergency room nurse that works nights and she's told me every once in a while a guy will come in with a glass object shoved up there that....broke.
Worse are the ones that didn't break...yet. Lightbulbs are the biggest ER nightmare, as they are so fragile. There's one website that includes some of these horror stories, complete with x-rays, including the block of concrete (Mixed en rectum) and the live mortar round (For that extra bang in your sex life).
I used to think =I= was freaky in that department, but the only thing explosively deadly I've had in =my= ass was my last girlfriend. :roll:
Quinn
08-06-2006, 03:47 PM
I'm usually a live and let live kind of guy when it comes to other people's sexual proclivities, but those pics are can only be summed up in two words: Fucking disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Quinn
You gotta admit that feat is amazing...after your disgust I mean :lol:
LOL... Totally, but that's the problem. In oder for someone to get to that point, just how much time do they have to sit around sticking larger and larger things up their ass. What's next, a garbage can? :lol:
-Quinn
RubyTS
08-07-2006, 02:01 AM
wow.
that guys gotta have all sorts of issues down there.
Ruby, you're hot.
thank uuuuuuuu :oops:
RubyTS
08-07-2006, 02:08 AM
I'm usually a live and let live kind of guy when it comes to other people's sexual proclivities, but those pics are can only be summed up in two words: Fucking disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Quinn
You gotta admit that feat is amazing...after your disgust I mean :lol:
LOL... Totally, but that's the problem. In oder for someone to get to that point, just how much time do they have to sit around sticking larger and larger things up their ass. What's next, a garbage can? :lol:
-Quinn
he must've been a bored child. lol. The disgust not only lies in the fact that he can acuually fit a 40 oz bottle up his pooch... but if it broke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :moon :shock: :angry :screwy
scorpion
08-07-2006, 02:24 AM
I agree..Not possible fakes or totaly abnormal
RubyTS
08-07-2006, 02:27 AM
:shock: Those aren't assholes - they're tunnels. Jesus.
lo lol thats what i said. Lemme ask u a quick question, off subject. In xpeeps when u use that profile editor, where do u paste the code?
lookingformrlips
08-07-2006, 07:19 AM
That is so Wrong
RubyTS
08-07-2006, 01:02 PM
:shock: Those aren't assholes - they're tunnels. Jesus.
lo lol thats what i said. Lemme ask u a quick question, off subject. In xpeeps when u use that profile editor, where do u paste the code?Actually, you don't need to paste it. First generate it, then apply it. It's way easier than myspace.
thank u, only im used to myspace and html; so css is VERY new to me
ptyseminole
08-07-2006, 04:41 PM
That's too much...not sexy at all...
RubyTS
08-07-2006, 05:01 PM
why is it i keep getting and "error cant find site" when i copy and paste into url???
bellamy
08-09-2006, 10:18 PM
While I would have to agree, it's not sexy, it is pretty damn amazing! I can't imagine the work it took the poor bastard to get that huge.
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