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Jia_westladyboy
11-09-2014, 02:24 AM
Time will tell if this will ever happen.

Dear Friends, as you might notice the right field to be built for this future match and the team formations are a bit different from a normal football game. It is up to you to look at the field and the players to spot the fair and little differences applied.

I had this idea 2 days ago when I got a call from a desperate Gf, asking for help…. Her boyfriend an experienced footballer began to dress and she was worried… I told her not to lose too much sleep on it, and we chatted about how I started and so on,, and almost at the end of our 20 min conversation I thought about this, and told her that what is happening to her might be just a blessing in disguise.

I proposed it to some people I know, and someone agreed to it, and Someone else said, come on Jia, this is not a feminine thing to do .. Ah, is it so? But nobody said that women will be playing, instead Transx will be playing. Uhmm lovely it will be if that ever happens…

I would love to play against men who have got a good touch “of the ball”… It is hard to play against experienced footballers.. so hard it is, only to think about it mhmhm…
Some really know how to hit that too well, some others know how to fire their shots wide from a tight angle.
I personally think that football is the ability to handle the ball well and it is nothing but finding the right hole and make it slide through it.

Mistakes are hard to be tolerated, and it is really a game of inches and someone might be punished for missing their chances. In my case, as soon as I get the suitable opening I would just bang it in. Following the ball it’s not easy, and facing a good defense you just have to stretch it to get it all in…
Following a good tactic and being patient, avoiding ramming it in for a quick score, it is essential to slowly build up that crescendo which will make the team more confident in trying to penetrate the other team’s defense…

It does not matter if you are not playing your best, as long as you don’t blow your chances you will be fine, try to focus on your strength and try not to be in a rush and take your time to play with it, and eventually it will grow bigger.
I know that when the other team has just scored a goal it is hard to swallow, but you need to take it easy, as a good practice will ensure that you stay always on top of it.

If you don’t know nothing about Uk football, and you are rather experienced with Us football, then there is no problem, as long as you manage to get penetration in the backfield, and Pls bear in mind that when you get down in that area, you just gotta start pounding. (da ball)

Kick @$$ Ts Football Team

http://jialondonshemale.com/shemale-football-team/

Muzz84
11-09-2014, 02:31 AM
I'd be up for a game of Straight Guys VS TS FC. Name the date and time and i'll have my Arbroath strip ready!

Jia_westladyboy
11-09-2014, 02:38 AM
Hi... gimme a few days hunny, just trying to see who is likely to join... xx
we will also need a coach and a masseur for the shemale team ...

Muzz84
11-09-2014, 02:42 AM
Hi Jia,

Excellent! I'm away with work from Wednesday 12th of Nov till 26th but i'd be up for it when i'm back!

CoolAwesomeBXDude
11-09-2014, 07:56 AM
interesting

i wonder what the name of the team would be

Laphroaig
11-09-2014, 10:21 AM
You need this referee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPakLX51tI

Muzz84
11-09-2014, 10:51 AM
I just remembered about this story from earlier in the year:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27327312

Think she'd play in our match? :-)

Jia_westladyboy
11-09-2014, 02:21 PM
Woowiii that referee.. I luv him in pink he is so charming when he's running backwards.
Yes the name of the football Team was written at the bottom
it is "Kick @$$ Ts Football Team"
It will be easy to find straight guys willing to play, but harder to find Ts... perhaps Tvs will.
That is the reason why if you look at the field, to have a fair game the Ts are 8 and the straight guys are 5. The referee is a Mistress and the goal posts for the shemale team are smaller...

irvin66
11-09-2014, 04:36 PM
You need this referee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPakLX51tI

muhahahahah. He is certainly not straight as a crowbar.... :dead-1:

Laphroaig
11-09-2014, 08:37 PM
muhahahahah. He is certainly not straight as a crowbar.... :dead-1:

He's no Pierluigi Collina, that's for sure.

Amber Littlefeather
11-10-2014, 12:54 AM
Lol...the packers!!!
interesting

i wonder what the name of the team would be