Rory McIlroy Crossdresses at Ryder Cup After Party

[nysprod]

After a summer which saw world number 1 golfer Rory McIlroy break off his engagement to tennis star Caroline Wozniacki before winning the European PGA, take the Open Championship, WGC Bridgestone and PGA Championship in successive weeks, and help lead the Euros to their 3rd Ryder Cup in a row, finally the inner girl comes to the front.

http://cdn4.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/incoming/article30624364.ece/2d3d2/ALTERNATES/h342/1411984418320_wps_9_image001_png.jpg

I guess being Irish makes wearing a red wig a natural choice lol

U.S. Ryder Cup player Rickie Fowler rocking a blue does look pretty good I have to say but as for Bubba Watson, well...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bypuh4NIcAMyp-I.jpg:large

[GroobySteven]

He's wearing a kilt and a ginge wig. Neither are cross-dressing ... but if it's what your dreams are made of, then go ahead.

[bassman2546]

Two out of those three golfers shown played like girls. I won't say which two, but...

[nysprod]

He's wearing a kilt and a ginge wig. Neither are cross-dressing ... but if it's what your dreams are made of, then go ahead.

Lol...you're taking this thread seriously?

[GroobySteven]

Lol...you're taking this thread seriously?

Hmmm ... no def. not.
If only American's could understand sarcasm ... the highest form of humour.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Hmmm ... no def. not.
If only American's could understand sarcasm ... the highest form of humour.

Hey now, don't insult the rest of us Americans by using him as a representative. We don't judge you all by Wayne Rooney.

[GroobySteven]

Hey now, don't insult the rest of us Americans by using him as a representative. We don't judge you all by Wayne Rooney.


Ouch. Shrek.
Point taken.

[nysprod]

Hmmm ... no def. not.
If only American's could understand sarcasm ... the highest form of humour.

Well, the Scots eat sheep guts stuffed with oatmeal, invented a frustrating game original played while wearing woolen clothes in cold, wet weather, and crossdress badly when they party...so there you have it lol

[RallyCola]

eh...i don't care about what he does so long as people stop comparing him to tiger woods.

[nysprod]

Sorry for acting like an asshole sometimes but it stems from my unresolved Oedipal Complex issues and the frustration I still feel from when I was 15 years old and found out that my mom didn't have a penis.:pissed:

Wow, that's heavy.

[JenniferParisHusband]

People don't really know much about me. Allow me to change that. I like to spend hours color correcting and cropping porn photos, and then I like to make little galleries, like scrapbooks of running themes like " she has a mole on her ass." Someday I'd like to trap these women in a pit in my basement, make them apply lotion, and then remove those moles and make an ass suit, because I'm already an ass, I'd just like to extend the metaphor out. Nah, I am only kidding, I am too stupid to know what a metaphor is. The rest of that is true though. I once got in a fight with a guy over starting a thread on here. I claimed he "stole my idea for the thread" and then I was a total ass to him and anyone who wanted to read the thread by hijacking it for days and days. How dare he want to do a slightly different thread than mine, he stole my idea. I mean, it didn't matter that there were for 4 others similar to it before that. I showed him though, I started calling out his favorite woman on this board. She hasn't come back since! Then, I went about being all racist, and when people said I was being racist, I got defensive, and super moral and started correcting others, I didn't know what I was doing though, and usually offended more people, causing a few to leave. I think I envy their penis size. I can't really see mine, I think I have one. Occasionally, I like to be totally creepy with the women on here, treating them like objects rather than human beings, telling them I'd like to shoot loads in their faces when I've never really met them. They do porn, they're not human right?

Did you know all the men in Scotland wear dresses? It's an entire nation of trannys! I can't see my microscopic penis to know if I am getting hard, I think I have wood, is there anyone with tweezers and a microscope who check for me. Oh yeah, I was talking about Scotland where everyone is a tranny. I'd sure like to go there. I wonder if they really are all named Scott? That would be weird.

I also like to think I'm smarter than I really am. Sometimes when I get really really angry at people who are much smarter than me, I take some obscure term I know only a tiny bit about, like "Oedipal Complex" then I go to Wikipedia. But it's such a long read, and I really can't get too into it, since there are no pictures, that I lose track of what Dick and Jane are doing on the bus, and I guess at the meaning. Reading is work, you know? I can't be expected to understand things, so I just pretend to know, and ignore all the people who laugh at me.

Sometimes I just like to take a dead squirrel and ram it my own ass for hours on end. I'm hoping to be the first human to pass on herpes to a dead critter, as I tend to pass it on to boxes of tissues, the arm of my "favorite" sweater, and other inanimate objects, since they are the only things that will allow me to have sex with them, even if I pay for it. I think it has to do with my Oedipal Complex? I don't know that is, but I'll keep saying it and hope it applies. It's the monkeys with typewriters thing, it only needs to be right once for me to declare victory. In the meantime, I am going to start using other terms. I don't like that guy who stole my idea for a thread once, I think it has to do with the endothermic reaction to his mother not having a penis. He dreams of having a Hadron Collider with Jennifer Paris. He will never get it though, he's such a free-radical. See, I can use big boy terms!

Someday I hope to have sex with a live human being, but there are a lot of animals I hope to fuck first. The only problem is that my dick is so small, when I fuck a gnat, I normally can't feel anything. Plus, gnats usually have standards and won't let me near their fun-hole. That's ok, my father still occasionally fucks me up the ass. That's how I caught the herpes, and a few STD's. His sister, my mom, she had the scabes once, and made me lick them off. It was fun, I hope to do that again with a real live woman someday, not just the ones in the pit in my basement.

Ah, someone still doesn't know what an Oedipal Complex is continues to misapply it. Well, at least your are consistent in your stupidity. But as long as we are having fun with "quoting" others, I found one of yours!

[nysprod]

Ah, someone still doesn't know what an Oedipal Complex is continues to misapply it.

There's no misapplication at all, the complex has to do with a desire for sexual involvement with the parent of the opposite sex and a concomitant sense of rivalry with the parent of the same sex.

In your case, you thought your mother penetrated your father and what you wanted was to orally and anally copulate with her too...then when you found out she didn't have a penis, intense feelings of confusion and frustration ensued and apparently, those feelings have never been resolved.

Hope that helps.

[JenniferParisHusband]

There's no misapplication at all, the complex has to do with a desire for sexual involvement with the parent of the opposite sex and a concomitant sense of rivalry with the parent of the same sex.

In your case, you thought your mother penetrated your father and what you wanted was to orally and anally copulate with her too...then when you found out she didn't have a penis, intense feelings of confusion and frustration ensued and apparently, those feelings have never been resolved.

Hope that helps.

You're still an idiot, you just read a little farther in the Wikipedia article. You still don't know how to apply it, which you are doing incorrectly, because you have the IQ of a potato. So, let me educate you in little words that your tiny little brain can understand.

1.) You keep insisting that there is some infatuation with my mother. The only person who seems to be infatuated with her is you. And believe me, she'd never go for you, she has standards. I was never into my own mom, I pretty much discovered Olivia Newton John around age 4, and that seemed to work just fine for me. Still no infatuation with my own mother.

2.) You keep insisting that there is some element of jealousy of my father. Nope. Dad's great, never been jealous. Hell, he's the best wingman ever.

3.) It usually happens between the ages of 3 and 5, which your mental capacity seems to be stuck around, I am long out of my Pre-K years.

4.) Freud believes that the child thinks a woman had a penis fall off. I pretty much knew there was a difference, and nothing fell off. You on the other hand, I believe your dick fell off years ago after shriveling up from lack of use.

5.) I could explain Id, Ego, and Super-Ego, but you would probably think I'm talking about waffles, so we'll skip over that.

6.) I think you want to make an incest joke. Ok, a couple of things, First, you're an idiot. But we've already covered that. Second, you're trying to be smart (and failing). So, if you want to try to make an incest joke, just go ahead, I'll show you how its done. Actually, your Father showed you how it was done when he fucked your mom and came up with you, a poster child for abortion. He also fucked you up the ass so many times you became your own uncle. That's how you make an incest joke you inbred, genetically retarded waste of sperm.

7.) You seem to think I'm infatuated by dick. I'm not, I'm a top only. They don't go in me. That's well established on here. Unlike you who will take in the ass from anything even resembling a dick. Let me introduce an actual psychological term that professionals use, and is correctly being applied, "Projection." It's when a mentally unstable person, not unlike yourself, applies their issues, here the oedipal complex, onto others. It's another Sigmund Freud concept, so you won't understand it, and will continue to misapply it. But really, every time you bust out that "Oedipal Complex" all you are really doing is alerting others that you really want to fuck your mommy.

So idiot, go ahead and keep on misapplying it, every time you say it, pretty much everyone else on here understands that you're only taking about yourself.

So endeth the lesson. Now, Prod, go die in a fire.

[nysprod]

Prod, go die in a fire.

You're pissed...mission accomplished, convo over Lmfaooo

[bassman2546]

And here I clicked back on this link to see what golf comments may have been made. Thanks for turning another topic into ridiculous bullshit.

[JenniferParisHusband]

You're pissed...mission accomplished, convo over Lmfaooo

Not pissed, you're still a moron. Being pissed would involve me having any sort of feeling about you. I think you're stupid, and that you have no problems with looking like an idiot in public. And I think you're a psychopath. Pretty much proven by the fact that you think you've been trolling me, when you've only been making yourself look like an idiot, and projecting your psychological problems (incorrectly on others).

If you think you have won some imaginary contest by incorrectly declaring that I'm pissed, you've again gone above and beyond in your ability to be a moron. Yep, you convinced people you are an idiot who speaks without knowing what they are talking about. "Mission accomplished."

And now that you've given up on saying stupid and incorrect things that are way above your education level, I can leave this conversation.

Oh, and you can still die in a fire, not because I'm angry, but because it would be doing the world a favor to improve the world's gene pool.