do you look at other penises at urinals?

[macjay18]

I raised this with a mate and he said...'yeah occasionally' i was like wtf your breaking male toilet behaviours unwritten rules ie. Looking straight ahead, heading to the most distal toilet to other patrons etc etc. I have not looked but what say you?

[EvaCassini]

As long as you give a gentlemens complement as you look.

[Louie Damazo]

Hell NO !!!!

http://memecrunch.com/meme/HXVJ/oh-hell-no/image.jpg?w=500&c=1

[fred41]

I would say 'no'...if I'm at a urinal, it's in and out....but I usually try for a stall so most of the time , this doesn't come up for me.

[bluesoul]

strange thread

[mavruda]

No, I pee on streets so others should see my penis :-)

[Toadily]

Now that is GAY!

[bluesoul]

Now that is GAY!

... says the guy with a picture of a spiderman looking @ the hulks penis at a urinal

http://i.imgur.com/ZWA7fzp.png

[Rusty Eldora]

I do not look at guy's penis, only shecock

[bluesoul]

I do not look at guy's penis, only shecock

isn't shecock a penis?

[flabbybody]

I raised this with a mate and he said...'yeah occasionally' i was like wtf your breaking male toilet behaviours unwritten rules ie. Looking straight ahead, heading to the most distal toilet to other patrons etc etc. I have not looked but what say you?

eyes straight ahead staring at the wall is a must. NO LOOKING AT ANYTHING ELSE, that includes no looking down at your own. (brief, vigorous shaking is allowed)
as well as total silence. no chit chat with the bloke next to you, even if he's your best buddy and you just witnessed sudden death in the Super Bowl. finish your biz, wash your hands and get the fuck out.

excellent thread

[northshoreman52]

went to one of Sunny's parties in NYC... Had to pee. Went to "men's room". Cute TS followed me in and and held my cock for me while i pissed... damn that was hot...

[wearboots4me]

Um, no. Unless a hot transgender girl is pissing next to me. (I wish)

[NRT]

i once saw a couple male and female in deep conversation as they walked. The guy stopped by a tree and still continued chatting as he urinated. His girlfriend stood and stared at his dick as he peed while chatting.just seemed strange

[natina]

I know of guys who will back up off the stall so guys will see that they have a large penis and engage in conversation with a guy while peeing and displaying there huge member.

its one of manny straight guys greatest fears in a mans bathroom

[natina]

http://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/hump-day-funnies-cartoon-of-mens-bathroom.jpg

[Lovecox]

Hell no!

[brad]

Funny question. Last week I was in a rest stop bathroom and I kind of glanced to the side ( with no intent on checking out anyones member) and there was this 16? year old kid leaning back and trying to piss but he had a raging hard on.
A couple of other people noticed to. It was hilarious. Eventually the kid just zipped up and scurried out of the rest room.
It was very strange

[natina]

FACT #1
you can't pee with a hard on/ERECTION!

[brad]

FACT #1
you can't pee with a hard on/ERECTION!

Yea I don't think this kid had much luck.

[francisfkudrow]

Nah, you can't be doing that. I think you're allowed to look at your own though.

[steviedresses]

Unless your in a gay bar, that shit will get your ass kicked.

If you want to look at men's cocks... go to the gym and take your time in the shower/locker room. There is always a couple of guys walking around buck ass naked showing off. (Even if they shouldn't be)

[Prospero]

Ha ha... I usually try to avoid this like the plague.

However on one occasion I was in the toilets of a TV studio and who should stand at the stall net to me but Charlton Heston. I could not resist a quick peep. Very average.

[Charly Spoons]

http://i.imgur.com/ZWA7fzp.png

... says the guy with a picture of a spiderman looking @ the hulks penis at a urinal

Hahaha, how funny!

[Toadily]

... says the guy with a picture of a spiderman looking @ the hulks penis at a urinal

http://i.imgur.com/ZWA7fzp.png

But I am the HULK!
lol

[flabbybody]

Ha ha... I usually try to avoid this like the plague.

However on one occasion I was in the toilets of a TV studio and who should stand at the stall net to me but Charlton Heston. I could not resist a quick peep. Very average.

He was holding his dick with his cold dead hands

[Prospero]

Well for a fan of guns and, indeed, onetime president of the NRA his little sex pistol was no great weapon....perhaps that explains a lot?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

No....I always pee on the nearest fire hydrant!!!

[francisfkudrow]

Unless your in a gay bar, that shit will get your ass kicked.

If you want to look at men's cocks... go to the gym and take your time in the shower/locker room. There is always a couple of guys walking around buck ass naked showing off. (Even if they shouldn't be)

In my experience, the chance of a man being completely naked in the locker room is proportional to his age. Hot young guy? No chance. Shriveled 92 year old man? Always naked.

[giovanni_hotel]

Checking out cock in the bathroom is way too damn thirsty.

Even if a TS chick was using the urinal next to, piss coming out of a cock isn't sexy to me.

It's all about setting and context for me and a local dirty ass restroom isn't sexy.

Yall some cruisin' mofos.lol

[rbiller]

There was a series on the BBC a number of years ago called Coupling. It was kind of like Friends only in Europe it was a lot sexier. One of the shows was about one of the friends seeing the other's dick while using a urinal. All I can say it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[irvin66]

I try to avoid using urinals.

[bluesoul]

But I am the HULK!
lol

of course you are buddy. and i'm genghis khan

[Toadily]

of course you are buddy. and i'm genghis khan

No, you're just a DICKHEAD

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-you-dickhead.png

[bluesoul]

No, you're just a DICKHEAD


oh yeah? well, you're an egg roll with cheap steamed rice :p

[Steve-Oh]

FACT #1
you can't pee with a hard on/ERECTION!
It can be done but you'll only pee on your face! :banana:

Only time I'd look is if there was a girl with a penis next to me & that hasn't happened.
We'd both come out with wet hair...

[Ben]

I raised this with a mate and he said...'yeah occasionally' i was like wtf your breaking male toilet behaviours unwritten rules ie. Looking straight ahead, heading to the most distal toilet to other patrons etc etc. I have not looked but what say you?

I don't even look at my own penis....
But if Derrick Barry were to mosey up beside me, well, I might be compelled to look.... :)

[Tapatio]

There is some awesome, repressed, crazy, fucked up shit here.

Seanchai, sticky?

Pure gold.

[buttslinger]

....who should stand at the stall net to me but Charlton Heston. I could not resist a quick peep... ..

This might be GAY, I'm not sure.

[lifeisfiction]

I thought the bathroom is the last bastion of peace. I just want to pee and crap in peace. Now I have to look out for people wanting to check out my cock for hook ups. Or if I decide to go crap, I have to watch out for Larry Craig trying to signal me for sex with his foot while I am on the toilet. Is there no sacred place anymore?