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I_made_linda_lovelace_gag
07-11-2014, 07:41 PM
are there any sites that have shemale Brazilian fart porn? it does have to be Brazilian they are pwning all other countries in fart porn :Bowdown:

any shemale escort that would fart into my face? what about other bodily fluids? :salad

I_made_linda_lovelace_gag
07-11-2014, 07:45 PM
brazilians have it so farts arent a punishment(sometimes) to the japanse and germans farts are a punishment.
I hate it when only one is farting in the others face unless its that ugly girl I dont want to see her fart

Tapatio
07-11-2014, 11:26 PM
You may need Jesus.

bluesoul
07-11-2014, 11:41 PM
brazilians have it so farts arent a punishment(sometimes) to the japanse and germans farts are a punishment.
I hate it when only one is farting in the others face unless its that ugly girl I dont want to see her fart

a lot of the brasilian fart videos are fake. they do a lot of air pumping into the ass. the only brasilians that will give the real deal are soraya, chris, andresa and samantha barbie. there is also another girl (gg) who is huge, blonde and brasilian, but i cannot verify whether her farts are real.

the realest thing comes from the russians but it's pretty much a precursor to scat. i've never seen, heard or even known of anyone request of the same thing to come from transsexuals

http://i.imgur.com/RDAQePp.png

p.s. how do i know all of shit? let's just say i've done my homework ;)

bluesoul
07-11-2014, 11:49 PM
don't go sticking your nose where it's not wanted- especially if it happens to be around samantha's noisey rectum

http://i.imgur.com/fEW5INh.png

I_made_linda_lovelace_gag
07-12-2014, 12:15 AM
one time latifa picked her noise and put it in her "moms" ass then ate it. that was sexy. what wont she do? :Bowdown:

sometimes I kinda think its a queef and not a fart... they cover the vagina for some reason?
some videos they dont even try to hide that its fake. like the 3rd fart championships.

bluesoul
07-12-2014, 12:32 AM
one time latifa picked her noise and put it in her "moms" ass then ate it. that was sexy. what wont she do? :Bowdown:



she was married to the guy who was producing those videos at the time so i think she had a bar to set. personally, i don't find brasilian girls attractive so i view their videos more as a circus act than porn. i think the only brasilian girl who i thought was kinda cute was chris but she looks more columbian than brasilian (if that's possible)

btw: they cover their vagina because they're trying not to piss and sometimes the girls are on their period (they get gassy during that time). if you wanna see queefs, just check out the belladonna lesbian films. you gotta have an expert eye and ear to notice the difference and i hate to say it, but i'm one of those idiots

I_made_linda_lovelace_gag
07-12-2014, 12:49 AM
where do you get this information? I find porn back stories to be interesting.

bluesoul
07-12-2014, 01:01 AM
where do you get this information?

i ask the right people the right questions

LilyRox
07-12-2014, 03:16 AM
I didn't know Brazilian fart porn existed until I seen this:

Randy Porn - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myHfUqkMINU)

kj312
07-12-2014, 04:02 AM
Lol I thought the south park was a joke but it's real.

I_made_linda_lovelace_gag
07-12-2014, 04:32 AM
will you fill the void in my life? film yourself farting or pooping. I will let you fart or poop in my mouth. if you want which I think this is kinda gross I will poop or fart in your mouth. I will do this for FREE

you will be the ts scat/fart queen.

brazil owns in every genre fart/scat/bestiality. you can take the whole market of ts scat/fart porn

LilyRox
07-12-2014, 04:41 AM
will you fill the void in my life? film yourself farting or pooping. I will let you fart or poop in my mouth. if you want which I think this is kinda gross I will poop or fart in your mouth. I will do this for FREE

you will be the ts scat/fart queen.

brazil owns in every genre fart/scat/bestiality. you can take the whole market of ts scat/fart porn

LOL best comment ever. TS Queen of shit, no thanks.

I_made_linda_lovelace_gag
07-12-2014, 05:13 AM
you have potential BUT im going to boycott you until you fart or poop in front of a camera.

rather rule in hell than serve in heaven. think about that.
and you just need to say its real poop its probably usually a cocktail of chocolate, or something.

francisfkudrow
07-12-2014, 06:50 AM
No good can come of this thread.

SuzySnappz
07-13-2014, 08:09 AM
Well, on a related note, some good news for fart lovers:

Scientists say smelling farts might prevent cancer
http://time.com/2976464/scientists-say-smelling-farts-might-prevent-cancer/