Archer, does anyone watch it?

[SmithXXX]

I've been watching the show, just finished season 5. The show is hysterical. If you watch it post some of your favorite quotes from the show

Such as:
Archer: (on the phone) "I need a hooker! FAST!"
Other: "how bout Deatiny?"
Archer: "No! Not Destiny. No she isn't passable, and she looks like she swallowed a Rubiks Cube"

[rameses2]

I've been a fan of Archer for YEARS!!! The wrong kind of funny!
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[dderek123]

Season 2 is amazing. I love the episode where they are on the blimp for some reason. The whole bomb diffusing scene had me rolling.

[Ben in LA]

Might have to check this out...

[SmithXXX]

The blimp episode was funny. I was cracking up when Lana compared the smoothness of her vulva to a veal cutlet.

[Sasryan]

I love Archer and have been watching it since day 1!!!. The pilot episode still holds up and has some of the best lines in it......... 'Just the tip?'

[Michelle Firestone]

Cheryl: You seriously don't think that's hot?

Pam Poovey: I seriously think you're scary!

Cheryl: No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...

Pam Poovey: Jesus Christ!

Cheryl: I know, right?

Agent Lana Kane: What the hell!

Cheryl: I'm wet just thinking about it.

Agent Lana Kane: Cyril! Cyril, you get your ass out here right now!

Cheryl: Is she freaking 'cause Cyril said he wanted to bang Danny, the intern?

Pam Poovey: No, I think it's 'cause he said he wanted to marry her.

Cheryl: She's so weird... Hey, will you choke me a little bit?

[SmithXXX]

A funny (and usable) quote from the last episode

Cyril Figgis: "I'm not that much of a push over"

Pam Poovey: "HA, whatever! Even your balls are made of pussies"

[AshlynCreamher]

I watched the pilot episode from the most resent season just last night. Pretty funny and humorous

[sabre666]

One of the most hilarious shows on TV today!!!

[JenniferParisHusband]

Haven't cared for the "Archer: Vice" season, but up til then, one of the funniest shows on TV.

[SmithXXX]

ISIS is back next season. The final episode of Archer Vice clearly stated it. I like how Archer Vice from the first episode pretty much went along with Archer imagination from season 5 episode 1, but all the gaps are filled in and they get ISIS back.

[opinionpro42]

Lol. Was just watching archer when i stumbled across this thread. Didn't realised there was a season 5 so i got some catching up to do :)

[jewels]

Archer: Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?! No. ISIS agents use Krav Maga.