Is The Sunsetter Retractable Awning A Venus Fly Trap For Humans?

[Dino Velvet]

That thing looks like it'll just grab you and eat you. Where did John Edwards go? He's gone. Awning grabbed him and took him away.

SunSetter TV Commercial - Too Sunny - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTm6No4wTfc)

[francisfkudrow]

I don't really see how it looks like it would eat you, but if you wanted to intentionally go for the Venus Flytrap look, you could just special order one that was really long and reached all the way to the ground.

[Dino Velvet]

I don't really see how it looks like it would eat you, but if you wanted to intentionally go for the Venus Flytrap look, you could just special order one that was really long and reached all the way to the ground.

It looks so relaxing to lie under you fall asleep then it takes you away. You do have a point since it does have a wingspan that is not ideal in length for being human predators.

[bluesoul]

depends what kinda sunsetter you get. these kind won't eat you, and instead offer a great shade under the killer sun- not to mention a great conversation piece for fellow old-folk talk

http://www.sunsetterawnings.com/SA_images/SA_centercol_photo.jpg

[Rusty Eldora]

We could buy an RV to put one on.

[Dino Velvet]

depends what kinda sunsetter you get. these kind won't eat you

Do you think you could convince the awning company to put that part in writing?