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SXFX
04-15-2014, 04:27 AM
Fuck so there i was in my acupuncturists table with my arms and legs full of needles! And well after all the needles were in i just had to lay there for like 20min while the needles did WTF they needed to do to fix the shit that broke a few years back when i got into an argument with the earth!

Anyhow i digress. So there i was arms and legs full of metal in a room on a table trying to just close my mind and work on healing.....well my mind had a mind of it's own...for what pops into my head? A super erotic vision of me sucking and fucking my x TS girlfriend.

Holy mother of god all i wanted to do was find her rip her undies off with my teeth throw her on my black leather couch and tease her cock and pinch her nipples till she exploded.....holy hell it sucked....raging hard on and i can't move my arms to adjust myself...holy shit it was not fun!

God home had to masturbate 3 times in about an hour to clear my head!

So remember kids, when getting needles inserted in your arms and legs...go for boxers because boxer briefs...holy shit!