Urban Dictionary Definitions of 'Shemale"

[AllanahStarrNYC]

some kinda of interesting- other way off- some funny

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shemale

[Quinn]

Nineteen definitions for the same word? Wow, talk about unnecessarily complicated. Definitely some funny stuff though. My favorite: my mom is a fucking shemale. I'm wondering just how often they think that conversation take place?

-Quinn

[White_Male_Canada]

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[ARMANIXXX]

14. shemale
a "thing" that has both boobs and penis...







BINGO :P

[Vicki Richter]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asspussy

I fucked her asspussy until it blossomed like a fudge flower.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shecock

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.

[tommytuu]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asspussy

I fucked her asspussy until it blossomed like a fudge flower.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shecock

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.I hope this means your back Vicki. I missed you. :D :D :D

[Chewbacca]

Arianna, nice avatar. Fear is probably my favorite band and that shirt/record rules.

[Quinn]

my mom is a fucking shemale. I'm wondering just how often they think that conversation take place?

-Quinn

Ever hear the song, Mammas Got A Penis by Goldie Lookin' Chain? :lol:

LOL.... No, but it sounds interesting. I'll seek it out on Limewire or Torrents.

-Quinn

[Quinn]

Ok, I realize this exposes my humor for the utterly infantile travesty that it is, but LMAO at this:

1. Shecock

A. Bag of Douche

I think I've become quite a fan of the Urban Dictionary.

-Quinn

[tgirlzoe]

Talk about your sanctimonious post-ops. :roll:

How come all the ansty, insecure trannies are the creepy, old, fugly ones? I think they just like putting the rest of us down by saying things like "You don't want to chop your penis off so that makes you a man!"

Also note the use of "gay man", because as we all know, all true transsexuals have been married for 20 years and have three kids. They then become "lesbians" with their heterosexual wife (if she doesn't have the guts or finances to dump the asshole), wear frumpy dresses, high heels and thrift store wigs.

I guess that's why I'm not a true transsexual, just a dickgirl :-)


Believe me, I've "converted" a few men. After watching a straight man beg to suck your shecock, why would you want to cut it up? Maybe when I want to go deep stealth, get married and adopt kids *yawn*

The truth is that a good-looking t-girl without a dick is, at best, a mediocre-looking woman. You don't just take away a t-girl's greatest asset!

To each their own, that's just my thoughts.

[tgirlzoe]

by Courtney Holder High Point, NC Jun 6, 2005

I was curious so I typed in "transsexual 'Courtney Holder'" into Google and came up with this (http://mailgate.supereva.com/soc/soc.support.transgendered/msg67086.html) random message board. It does, however, include her email address. Googling her email came up with this (http://profiles.yahoo.com/an_individual_girl) Yahoo profile.


Hobbies:
Attending a Baptist Church, singing in the choir, fighting against the gay/TG/CD agenda while promoting TS-specific rights, using the Internet, voting Republican, correcting my birth defect.


Uh... WTF?!?

[Jamie Michelle]

Well, with all due respect, the girls that very much look like girls and get it chopped off (or rather, pushed up inside them) usually aren't activists on the trans issue one way or the other. Those types of girls don't want to be associated with being transgendered, period. They just go about their lives as if they're a genetic female, and the only ones they let know are people very close to them (essentially, those who they can't help but to let know, like a long-term mate).

[tgirlzoe]

When my parents told me as a little kid that I was a boy, not a girl - all because I had this penis thing - it became like a ball and chain for me. I hated my dick until I learned that I could have fun with it, and not just use it for peeing. :)

Exactly. Sure I hated the fact that I had a penis in elementary and middle school because it meant that I was a boy. Then I realized that it's just fine, even hot, to be a "chick with a dick".


I do want an orchiectomy at some point, but I'm not sold on srs yet.

I will probably get an orchi at some point. Then I won't kill my liver or my wallet with pills. Asthetically, out of the three genital arrangements of tgirls -- au naturale, orchi and srs -- I think the orchi looks the best anyway. I have heard a couple reports from post-orchi tgirls who say that things don't work as well afterwards and that definitely wouldn't be an improvement for me. Sometimes in porn, the girl's dick just kinda hangs there and that's no fun!

Maybe in 10-15 years, I'll change my mind but hey I'm 21, it's prime party time!

[tgirlzoe]

Well, with all due respect, the girls that very much look like girls and get it chopped off (or rather, pushed up inside them) usually aren't activists on the trans issue one way or the other. Those types of girls don't want to be associated with being transgendered, period. They just go about their lives as if they're a genetic female, and the only ones they let know are people very close to them (essentially, those who they can't help but to let know, like a long-term mate).

Yeah, they're boring :-P

[Jamie Michelle]

When my parents told me as a little kid that I was a boy, not a girl - all because I had this penis thing - it became like a ball and chain for me. I hated my dick until I learned that I could have fun with it, and not just use it for peeing. :)

Exactly. Sure I hated the fact that I had a penis in elementary and middle school because it meant that I was a boy. Then I realized that it's just fine, even hot, to be a "chick with a dick".


Chicks with dicks are not hot. They are merely ultra-sexy.

In fact, their average body-temperature is the same as any other healthy human being's.

[AllanahStarrNYC]

The truth is that a good-looking t-girl without a dick is, at best, a mediocre-looking woman. You don't just take away a t-girl's greatest asset!

if you think that is a transsexual's greatest assest, i think u are very mistaken

[Jamie Michelle]

The truth is that a good-looking t-girl without a dick is, at best, a mediocre-looking woman. You don't just take away a t-girl's greatest asset!

if you think that is a transsexual's greatest assest, i think u are very mistaken

I think what tgirlzoe meant was to pose the question: What does a T-girl have to offer that a genetic girl does not?

And when we analyze this question we come to realize that tgirlzoe was not so far off the mark. Now, that is considered on the assumption that all human beings are drones with the same personalities, which definitely is not the case.

But when we realize that every human being is unique, then we come to a better understanding of how it is that a man (or woman, as the case may be) could be enchanted with a T-girl beyond her genitals (even if her genitals are a part of the enchantment).

So the question to ask isn't really, "What does *a* T-girl have to offer that a genetic girl does not?"

The question to ask, as always, is this: What does this person have to offer that other people do not?

[BeardedOne]

Nineteen definitions for the same word? Wow, talk about unnecessarily complicated. Definitely some funny stuff though. My favorite: my mom is a fucking shemale. I'm wondering just how often they think that conversation take place?

-Quinn

:lol: @ mom

:lol: :lol:

Actually, nineteen is modest. I'm sure most here are familiar with the growing list of uses/definitions of the classic 'fuck'.

Interesting post/link, Allanah. Thanx.

[NickTheQuick]

Interesting site Allanah.





Hobbies:
Attending a Baptist Church, singing in the choir, fighting against the gay/TG/CD agenda while promoting TS-specific rights, using the Internet, voting Republican, correcting my birth defect.


Uh... WTF?!?

That's funny but not as funny as her "Favorite Quote". She's got issues.


All men who show their penises online or IM people for no reason are capable of doing anything, including raping children, committing murder, and 9/11 style terrorism.

[BeardedOne]

Asthetically, out of the three genital arrangements of tgirls -- au naturale, orchi and srs -- I think the orchi looks the best anyway.

I'm noting this 'three genital arrangements' comment. :) I like it. Like Anne Rice, I keep notes. Unlike Anne Rice, I use sticky notes instead of the walls. :D


Chicks with dicks are not hot. They are merely ultra-sexy.

In fact, their average body-temperature is the same as any other healthy human being's.

Agreed on the opinion and :lol: to the literal bend. :)


if you think that is a transsexual's greatest assest, i think u are very mistaken

I agree with Allanah on this, but it's a view that will haunt the culture forever. Yah, I'm one of the obsessed 'cock bandits' spoken of on the boards, but I don't begrudge a TG/TS for going the full SRS route and would never dis them for it. Would I still 'date' them? Dunno, depends on the gurl, but I like to think that I can look past the dick (Both figuritively and literaly).

As for the word/term 'shemale', I've already made it pretty clear elsewhere that I dislike the reference (To the point that an associate of mine once used the term at a dinner meeting and I hit him - And we =sell= the stuff!). At the very least it suggests that 'she' (The woman) is still 'male' (Which, in most cases we're pointing at here, she is not).

Yah, we say 'it's all about the dick', but it's more about who that appendage is attached to.

[BeardedOne]

That's funny but not as funny as her "Favorite Quote". She's got issues.

:shock:

'Issues' is a severe understatement. This broad was waaaaaaaay off her meds when she posted that.

[Trogdor]

Interesting site Allanah.





Hobbies:
Attending a Baptist Church, singing in the choir, fighting against the gay/TG/CD agenda while promoting TS-specific rights, using the Internet, voting Republican, correcting my birth defect.


Uh... WTF?!?

That's funny but not as funny as her "Favorite Quote". She's got issues.


All men who show their penises online or IM people for no reason are capable of doing anything, including raping children, committing murder, and 9/11 style terrorism.

So Ann Coulter IS a TS! :mrgreen:

[tgirlzoe]

So my question is, especially when you're 19, 20, 21, 22 or whatever, and you're in you're in your prime dating time -- meeting guys and hooking up -- why would you want to go from exotic toy to mediocre slut?

hunny what did u smoke when u wrote this? are u saying that all women are mediocre sluts?

[Quinn]

I agree with Jamie Michelle

Wow, I didn't think I would ever hear someone actually say that :)

-Quinn

[tgirlzoe]

As for the word/term 'shemale', I've already made it pretty clear elsewhere that I dislike the reference (To the point that an associate of mine once used the term at a dinner meeting and I hit him - And we =sell= the stuff!). At the very least it suggests that 'she' (The woman) is still 'male' (Which, in most cases we're pointing at here, she is not).

Yeah, most guys don't want to really think about the fact that we grew up boys. My last boyfriend told me that he didn't want to see any of my pictures from before and didn't want to know my given name. Sure, if we had dated longer and more seriously he would have had to come to terms with it really, but all he wanted to see me as was a girl who happened to have a penis. He had never been with a tgirl before or had any interest in tgirls. He just started to really like me and continued to like me after I told him my secret. It took him a few times but he really did start to get into it. But I'm sure I could have shattered his image of me if I had chopped my hair off or did a Barry White impression.

That's why I don't get the terms like "shemale", "he/she", "ladyboy" (although that's a translation of a Thai term) or gaylikegirl.com (http://www.gaylikegirl.com/). Aren't guys who like tgirls usually not wanting to think of the object of their attractions as guys in any way?

Still, I think it's funny when trannies go around calling each other "shemales" or "faggots" or "men" to try to prove that they're more of a "real woman" because they have had, or are seriously planning to have, genital surgery.

[dvda74]

From my favorite one... "Those wanting to date shemales are homosexuals in denial."

[Jamie Michelle]

I agree with Jamie Michelle

Wow, I didn't think I would ever hear someone actually say that :)

-Quinn

Many others have said it before. Wake up, biatch.

[Jamie Michelle]

I agree with Jamie Michelle, I certainly didn't mean to suggest that having a cock outweighs someone have a bad personality. See, there are girls with various personalities, some good, some bad, mostly just depending on what you like in a friend, fuck buddy, girlfriend, or whatever.

The difference I'm talking about is what physical attribute helps redeem the tgirl from those physical attributes which would normally be considered a mark against her if she was a GG. What is the one thing that no GG has to offer? What makes us as a group special?

The other thing is that, well, unless you're in a trans club (and there are none in Seattle) no guy knows what's in your pants until he gets you home (well, actually probably before...). Packing heat is just a little added bonus.

So my question is, especially when you're 19, 20, 21, 22 or whatever, and you're in you're in your prime dating time -- meeting guys and hooking up -- why would you want to go from exotic toy to mediocre slut? I know plenty of tgirls just want to settle down, get married, adopt kids and raise a family and they think that in order for a guy to take them seriously, they have to get surgery. Maybe that's true but first of all, I'm still having fun and second of all, who's to say that I won't meet a guy who appreciates me without having to either be "deep stealth" and not tell them about my history or hope it doesn't bother him too much. When I date someone, they have to be okay with me for me -- I shouldn't have to change to fit their mold.

When I was younger -- in middle school and high school -- I wanted to be like other girls and I wanted a dating life that I considered "normal". Over the past few years, I've begun to appreciate that I am not a normal girl and never will be -- I am something special and unique. *aww, group hug!*I can relate to much of what you're saying, but I'd still keep a few things in mind. No guy should be able to make a post op or a GG feel like a "mediocre slut" just because they lack a cock. If you thrive on their validation too much, but you can't give any to yourself , it'll fuck with your head sooner or later. Also, if you look at some of the nasty ho's that a few of these guys would settle for - just because they've got cocks - their opinions become pretty meaningless. :)

Now what exactly are you terming a "nasty ho"? I hope to God that you're not going off of just looks, but instead that you are discribing a certain personality. A person can't help what looks they are born with; and indeed, due to their life situation, it may take them some time to get on female hormones.

I would hope that the trans community most of all realizes the hurt that is inflicted upon people by just considering how they are born.

[chefmike]

I agree with Jamie Michelle

Wow, I didn't think I would ever hear someone actually say that :)

-Quinn

LMAO....neither did I...but jesus walked on water...and according to james he was an anarchist...and james has claimed on this forum to have spoken to him personally...

But as our old buddy J asked....was he "well-hung?"

[Ecstatic]

That's funny but not as funny as her "Favorite Quote". She's got issues.


All men who show their penises online or IM people for no reason are capable of doing anything, including raping children, committing murder, and 9/11 style terrorism.
Talk about your fallacy of the undistributed middle! How does one go from "all men who show their penises online" to "are capable of committing murder and 9/11 style terrorism"?! That's one crazy b1tch.

I think some of those definitions are a riot!

[Jamie Michelle]

Oh, by the way, Arianna, your new avatar picture does you much better justice than your last avatar picture. You're a very beautiful-looking girl. Although you would be even better-looking if you didn't make funny faces for the camera, and you did your makeup in a more modest manner.

I also lament pretty girls such as yourself getting a lot of tattoos, as such body-markings don't do you girls justice. Sadly, I've seen a number of beautiful trans-girls get a large amount of tattoos on their bodies.

Possibly one reason why tranny girls are attracted to tattoos is because it gets them further away from the body they were born with. They want to escape from their bodies, and that is one method of doing it.

[chefmike]

:whoa :smh :popcorn

[Jamie Michelle]

Oh, by the way, Arianna, your new avatar picture does you much better justice than your last avatar picture. You're a very beautiful-looking girl. Although you would be even better-looking if your didn't make funny faces for the camera, and you did you makeup in a more modest manner.

I also lament pretty girls such as yourself getting a lot of tattoos, as such body-markings don't do you girls justice. Sadly, I've seen a number of beautiful trans-girls get a large amount of tattoos on their bodies.

Possibly one reason why tranny girls are attracted to tattoos is because it gets them further away from the body they were born with. They want to escape from their bodies, and that is one method of doing it.:roll:
Please don't project your weird shit on me. That getting " further away from the body they were born with" stuff is not my issue. I know too many heavily tattooed GG's for that to make sense to me. And I've never disliked my body. So, please, don't lament for me. Look at someone else if it's got you that bummed out. Thanks.

I thank you for your input. I will indeed take your comments into consideration.

[Jamie Michelle]

"Weird shit" or not, you're still a beautiful girl, Arianna. Don't try to deny it. Even with all your lamentable tattoos.

[tgirlzoe]

What I think usually makes a transsexual someone special is that they blossomed into a beautiful woman, DESPITE having been born w/ a penis.

When I look at other t-girls that is what I see because that is what I've been through.

I think this goes along with my "third gender" statement in the Yet-Another-Am-I-Gay-Thread. I'm not really attracted to GGs although there are always exceptions. When I look at a GG, I see some parts the same (and I'm talking about experience, not physical parts :-)) but when I look at a TS who is relatively similar to me in age and transition progress, I see "she is like me" in the same way that a man might see another man or a woman see another woman.

On that level, this is my homosexuality -- my connection to "sameness". With guys, I revel in the contrast -- rough, hairy skin on smooth skin, large and small, masculine and feminine. Sure, if I'm dating or friends with a guy, we are going to have things in common but I think the bonds I have with my trans friends is innately deeper -- or rather, it starts deeper than a bond I would have with someone who is not trans.

In general, if I'm lying in bed with a tgirl, I think "I am okay, I am safe here" and there is no fear, no judgement and after having lost my family and been homeless for over a year (never on the street, just sometimes I met guys online and crashed with them for a week or two -- nothing terribly safe and sane) that's something I need. Perhaps that's idealized to some extent and maybe I'm not jaded enough. I've had a couple bad experiences with t-girls, sure, but in general the shared experiences and situation makes me feel safe (although guys can get me hotter :-)).

[tgirlzoe]

Sorry I came in here with a chip on my shoulder -- I had been arguing the surgery issue on another, more mundane, TS board. My posts were part devils-advocate, part frustration. The Urban Dictionary definition which railed against those who "don't hate their genitalia" and "refuse to get it amputated", calling them "gay men in dresses" kinda got me on my high horse as well.

I guess what I was trying to get across is that our genitalia are what set us apart -- for better or worse -- from other girls. Sure it means I can't wear a bikini (not that anyone wants to see my chubby, pasty white ass in a bikini...) because people would judge me but hating it would be just as odd as hating my big toe -- it doesn't make any sense. They say "gender is between the ears not between the legs" but then they call those of us who don't really feel the need to change what's "between the legs" "shemales" (derogatorily) and "gay men" and that's wrong.

I think a lot of people get genital surgery for the wrong reasons. I have this very adorable net friend who I like to flirt with and in her OKCupid profile, she says:


The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Here Is
I am actually transgendered (MTF) which means I am a girl with a penis. Some girls just have penises.

I thought that was a very cute way of putting it.

One of my partners is a tgirl and she told me that she wanted surgery because she didn't want to have such a limited selection of guys who would accept her the way she is. My response was simply that you only need to find one and better that he be okay with the way you are now than you go spending all this money to mold your body into the way you think he would want it.

She broke down to me the other day when we were discussing surgery pros and cons and asked me why she had to go through this, why she wasn't born like other girls. I don't think any of us know the answer to that but I also don't think the solution is to hide your past by getting genital surgery either. Why is it so hard for us to really accept and to help other people to accept that "Some girls just have penises."

I didn't mean to get all serious and bring everyone down, I just felt like I rubbed a couple people the wrong way yesterday and I wanted to clarify things.

[Trogdor]

Why is it so hard for us to really accept and to help other people to accept that "Some girls just have penises."

I'v always accepted it, nothing wrong with a girl with something down there.

Hell, some ancient cultures welcomed it, not feared it. :idea:

[Ecstatic]

It gets back to gender being a cultural construct, and unfortunately, most people are locked--to one degree or another--into the cultural construct and see themselves accordingly. Zoe, I think it's great that you don't; you're able to transcend that cultural limitation, and that's really the beginning of cultural change (which I firmly believe is happening: just look at the changes between the 1950s when Christine Jorgensen became America's first post-op transsexual and today; sure there's a lot of ground yet to cover, but we have made tremendous strides if you take a step back to look at it).

However, many girls can't get outside of that, and go through the struggle your friend did. Many girls simply won't feel complete until they've had GRS (or SRS if you prefer that term), while a much smaller subset are very happy being non-op or long-term pre-op (that is, girls who don't desire to change when they are young but perhaps will do so when they are in their 30s or 40s). I think us guys can be supportive, especially in terms of not casting negativities when a girl opts for GRS: I hate reading comments on forums or in chat rooms where a guy says things like "why'd she ruin herself?" or "keep your dick honey." I love non-op and pre-op girls, but I totally support any girl's desire to transform herself to the fullest extent she wants.

[Quinn]

I agree with Jamie Michelle

Wow, I didn't think I would ever hear someone actually say that :)

-Quinn

Many others have said it before. Wake up, biatch.

LOL......... There's about as much veracity in that statement as there was in this statement:

Biography of the Author

Born in Austin, Texas and raised in the Leander, Texas hill country, the nativeborn Augustinian, James Redford [aka Jamie Michelle], is a born again Christian who was converted from atheism by a direct revelation from Jesus Christ. He is a scientific rationalist who considers that the Omega Point (i.e., the physicists’ technical term for God) is an unavoidable result of the known laws of physics. His personal website can be found at http://geocities.com/vonchloride/

[Ecstatic]

Later, when I told a lifelong friend about this, he said, "Your timing was perfect." He went on to explain that, if I had told them years before, "I know you think I'm 'gay', but I'm actually a transsexual.", they would have just assumed I was nuts. Because "gay people" were more in the ballpark of what they could understand at that point.
That's very much the Filipino perspective: all transsexuals are gays. There's no other category for them in the culture, despite the fact that they have one of the highest per capita concentrations of transsexuals of any country in the world (estimates range well over a quarter million).

I'm glad your parents, while shocked, still love you and accept you. Girls who are alienated from their families because those families can't accept who they are carry a severe burden, I think.

[tgirlzoe]

My parents didn't disown me when I came out as gay or trans, however, when they found out I was actually on hormones they kicked me out and I haven't spoken to them since. This is a source of angst and contention for me. My little sister was totally supportive of me when I came out as gay and when I decided to transition. I love her! I do hope and pray that my parents will decide they want me to be a part of their life again even if I'm a disgusting hellbound freak... I would blame it all on teenage angst but I haven't been a teenager for 18 months so it's just plain, unexcusable, angst.

I'm no longer homeless (I live in a beautiful Victorian house with wonderful roommates), I have a job (a mundane one, nothing exciting although I've flirted with the idea of doing some escorting on the side to help pay off my student loans and further my transition), I'm living totally as a girl (i.e. "stealth") and I've had reasonable luck with straight boys. I have a really good life and I'm really blessed to be here.

My life is far from my mother's prediction that I'll be a "drug-addicted, street whore dying of AIDS who no one will ever love" (and that was only when I came out as gay!)

As for the question of whether I'm a gay boy or a straight girl, I just say screw that, I'm a bisexual androgyne :-) Of course, what about the lesbian-identified transsexuals? Are they confused gay men or are they just really confused straight men? My parents consider transsexuals to just be like the extreme end of gayness but that's just because they can't comprehend a world outside the male/female, gay/straight binary.

For the record, yes, my parents are fundamentalist Christians...

[BeardedOne]

For the record, yes, my parents are fundamentalist Christians...

"When I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they were serious about math!"

Sorry, I saw that punchline in another thread and thought it might be vaguely useful here. :lol:

Damn, Zoe, your life is almost as interesting as that of an intersexed friend of mine. At least you eventually defined a gender, he is still on the fringes of cultural definition.

:shrug

[Ecstatic]

My parents didn't disown me when I came out as gay or trans, however, when they found out I was actually on hormones they kicked me out and I haven't spoken to them since. This is a source of angst and contention for me. My little sister was totally supportive of me when I came out as gay and when I decided to transition. I love her! I do hope and pray that my parents will decide they want me to be a part of their life again even if I'm a disgusting hellbound freak... I would blame it all on teenage angst but I haven't been a teenager for 18 months so it's just plain, unexcusable, angst.
I hope with time they'll come around, Zoe. Each of the girls I've come to know well has strong family ties and they consider themselves very fortunate for this. Some people are permanently trapped in their mindset, which is sad. At least you have your little sister. Congrats on pulling things together and getting a job (even if it's only mundane). Escorting is fine for some, but not for others, so only do it if you're comfortable with it.

[peggygee]

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