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Ben in LA
04-05-2014, 11:10 AM
It's for laughs. Please don't jump on me; a friend - who happens to be an escort - shared this on her Facebook page. Let's discuss this, shall we?

http://kingofnightclubs.com/13-signs-she-might-be-an-escort/

Here is a list to help you better recognize an escort. If you know of any girls that are on this list, RED FLAG!

1. She doesn’t have a job, but she frequents Miami, New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Dubai and other exotic locations multiple times a year. We never really know what she’s going for or who she’s with other than her calling it a “vacation.”

2. She only travels on a private jet. You’re not sure how she paid for it (we are sure), but flying on Southwest airlines and Spirit is beneath her.

3. She owns multiple designer purses and red bottom shoes along with other thousands of dollar shoes, but she doesn’t have a job and no one knows how she could ever afford this stuff without a job. Hint: She doesn’t pay for it.

4. She’s seen traveling the world with other known escorts. Birds of a feather flock together.

5. She’s seen walking around the nightclub and/or casino by herself or with one other girl with their purse clutched in their Anticube or Anticubital area (where the arm bends on the opposite side of your elbow). They don’t seem to have a destination, but are very observant of their surroundings.

6. She’s seen every night with a different guy or group of people in the club and she’s not a known VIP host for any company or nightclub.

7. She always has “friends” coming into town that she needs to go and meet at the casino.

8. She has business cards that simply have a picture of her on it with her name, phone number and email, but there’s no title, name of business and what it is she actually does.

9. She lists an email for people to contact her for “bookings” in her bio on social media. You’re not sure exactly what she does or what you would be booking her for.

10. She has an extra pair of panties in her purse along with condoms and lube.

11. She shows up to the nightclub alone and doesn’t ever seem to be having a good time. She’s focused on the prey, what’s going on around her and looking for clients. She then disappears and no one knows where she went.

12. She doesn’t wake up till 3pm from the night before and no one knows where she was or who she was with.

13. She stares at you, comes up to you and asks where you live. If you’re not a local, she then proceeds to ask you what you do for a living. (She’s pre-qualifying you)

Jamie French
04-05-2014, 11:34 AM
None of those things apply to me and I'm an old pro from way back.

envivision
04-05-2014, 11:53 AM
She ain't a prostitute. She is a LIBERAL living on government subsidies and entitlements .Welcome to Obama' version of Utopia.

dderek123
04-05-2014, 12:15 PM
Everything is Obama's fault.

http://i.imgur.com/WidsaRP.jpg

Tapatio
04-05-2014, 04:25 PM
These are more spot-on than funny.

francisfkudrow
04-05-2014, 04:53 PM
She ain't a prostitute. She is a LIBERAL living on government subsidies and entitlements .Welcome to Obama' version of Utopia.

They should come up with a medication for Conservative Tourette's Syndrome... you know, when a discussion has nothing to do with Obama, yet folks are so obsessed with their hatred for him that they inject something totally random into the conversation about how terrible Obama (or whoever the Democratic president is at the time) is.

SuzySnappz
04-05-2014, 05:48 PM
Some of these do apply to a few (mostly GG) escorts I know, not me so much since I mostly just work through the internet. #2 is kind of ridiculous, though, that would involve a tiny percentage of escorts...

Ben in LA
04-05-2014, 06:24 PM
Number three really caught my eye. As soon as I read it I was like yup!

And New York, Miami, and Las Vegas aren't exotic places...at least to ME.

Dino Velvet
04-05-2014, 07:21 PM
And New York, Miami, and Las Vegas aren't exotic places...at least to ME.

Exotic is a weird word, possibly Enterprise Zones For Hookers is a better fit. They're not making their mark in West Memphis, Arkansas.

Wendy Summers
04-05-2014, 08:04 PM
Number three really caught my eye. As soon as I read it I was like yup!

And New York, Miami, and Las Vegas aren't exotic places...at least to ME.

According to the transitive property, I therefore conclude you, sir, are an escort!

fred41
04-05-2014, 08:27 PM
cute stuff...left out the carrying of multiple phones that ring constantly...lol

crystalsopen
04-05-2014, 08:46 PM
I think the author was just trying to be funny, not informative or realistic. I got a little chuckle out of it, but I didn't think it was very funny, because it was way too exaggerated.

wearboots4me
04-06-2014, 12:46 AM
They should come up with a medication for Conservative Tourette's Syndrome... you know, when a discussion has nothing to do with Obama, yet folks are so obsessed with their hatred for him that they inject something totally random into the conversation about how terrible Obama (or whoever the Democratic president is at the time) is.

:iagree: It's one thing when the subject is politics. But it's quite another when the discussion is apolitical and someone hijacks the thread and makes it about the President.

gaysian71
04-06-2014, 03:41 AM
They should come up with a medication for Conservative Tourette's Syndrome... you know, when a discussion has nothing to do with Obama, yet folks are so obsessed with their hatred for him that they inject something totally random into the conversation about how terrible Obama (or whoever the Democratic president is at the time) is.

It's especially annoying when the so called facts they are spewing are totally farcical.

Idt20082008"
04-06-2014, 06:19 AM
She ain't a prostitute. She is a LIBERAL living on government subsidies and entitlements .Welcome to Obama' version of Utopia.

So boring. So. Fucking. Boring.

Rusty Eldora
04-06-2014, 08:05 AM
Some other signs she might be an Escort.

1) She has a visiting Eros Ad.

2) There is a case of condoms under her bed - 24 packs of 30.

3) She buys lube by the gallon.

4) She asked for her room to be freshened up 4 times today, something about spilled coffee mentioned to the maid along with a $20.

SuzySnappz
04-07-2014, 05:16 AM
Some other signs she might be an Escort.

1) She has a visiting Eros Ad.

2) There is a case of condoms under her bed - 24 packs of 30.

3) She buys lube by the gallon.

4) She asked for her room to be freshened up 4 times today, something about spilled coffee mentioned to the maid along with a $20.

Ha. In this vein...

5) She fucks for money.

6) She buys the family size packs of condoms. Wait, that should be the don't-want-a-family size packs of condoms. Wait, the don't-want-a-family thing doesn't really apply to TS escorts so much.

7) If she gets another call from a time waster she is going to stab someone in the face.

8 ) She asked for additional clean towels in her room once or twice a day. (Ok, this one is real, guilty as charged.)

cahardtop
04-08-2014, 11:54 AM
:iagree: It's one thing when the subject is politics. But it's quite another when the discussion is apolitical and someone hijacks the thread and makes it about the President.
That's OK. They only do it because they are stupid sick fucks, so don't take it personally.

Ben in LA
04-08-2014, 01:00 PM
That's OK. They only do it because they are stupid sick fucks, so don't take it personally.

They also tend to be Koch suckers.

dderek123
04-08-2014, 02:04 PM
The show must go on!

http://i.imgur.com/J3wcPVn.gif

serial138
04-12-2014, 03:56 AM
Pretty much nails half the girls in Vegas.