Kevin Dong
03-14-2014, 08:16 PM
You've asked for this long legged goddess to return over and over, yet months went by with no Chloe Rose. Empty promises are not something I like to tease with my friends, so I knew it was a matter of me pulling myself up by the bootstraps and hunting this unicorn down. I first spotted her reactivated Facebook account a month ago, followed by renewed advertisements for her companionship online. Were these fake photos being used by other unicorns? I often thought to myself it could be because the Chloe I know and love settled down with a nice church-going boy and spends her evenings knitting sweaters. Alas, Chloe was indeed OUR Chloe, as I found out last Sunday when I talked to her on the phone and immediately ushered her back to the studio for an update. She shoves an enormous cucumber in her ass and you get to experience the joy of seeing her once again like I did. I purposely hurried this update through the system to make sure certain members are satisfied. Welcome back Chloe.