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Dino Velvet
02-10-2014, 08:14 PM
That gal deserves Happy Valentine's Day wishes more than anyone.

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iagodelgado
02-10-2014, 08:57 PM
Thank you for your timely reminder.

My favourite hooker hooked me a little under 20 years ago so I guess it is time to crack out the credit card.

Dino Velvet
02-10-2014, 09:05 PM
Thank you for your timely reminder.

My favourite hooker hooked me a little under 20 years ago so I guess it is time to crack out the credit card.

You don't have to buy her anything. Just ring her phone and give a thoughtful and sincere "Hello". This gal I see spends Valentine's Day buying flowers and giving them to old people. Finding that out was the best impression she ever made on me.

ImpulZ
02-10-2014, 09:08 PM
Happy Valentine my Dino :D

Dino Velvet
02-10-2014, 09:19 PM
Happy Valentine my Dino :D

Enjoy your Friday too, sir. Fellas don't celebrate Valentine's Day in America but more endure it. Our holiday is called Super Bowl Sunday. Friday I'll make a few phone calls then enjoy some Stouffer's Salisbury Steak w/ mac 'n' cheese on the side. Maybe find me some fun later if I walk into some strange at the local saloon.

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Amber Littlefeather
02-10-2014, 10:34 PM
Oh sweetie if you don't have a Valentine on Friday you more then welcome to join me in doing the cheesy tourist stuff:dancing:

iagodelgado
02-10-2014, 10:34 PM
You don't have to buy her anything. Just ring her phone and give a thoughtful and sincere "Hello". This gal I see spends Valentine's Day buying flowers and giving them to old people. Finding that out was the best impression she ever made on me.

The girl I'm married to is old. As I am. And after 20 years together, this is the first V-Day I can remember we will be apart.

Her flowers have been ordered.

And yes, I definitely will call her on the 14th.

Dino, are you turning into an old romantic? :hide-1:

Dino Velvet
02-10-2014, 10:43 PM
Dino, are you turning into an old romantic? :hide-1:

I like women and like to acknowledge when they've been good to me.

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gaiseric
02-10-2014, 11:43 PM
I'll be contacting my favourite lady as soon as I get up on Friday - with any luck I'll get a favourable response.

Dino Velvet
02-11-2014, 12:55 AM
I don't bait a hooker for the sex on Valentine's Day. They hang out with the other hookers eating Chinese Food anyway.

Dino Velvet
02-14-2014, 10:15 PM
A friendly reminder fellas.

nysprod
02-14-2014, 11:34 PM
The one's I know are gonna charge me, since I'll be taking some of their time when I send greetings...how do I get around that?

Prospero
02-14-2014, 11:55 PM
Hope you got a real lot of valentines from the folks that love you Dino

MrBest
02-15-2014, 08:49 AM
That gal deserves Happy Valentine's Day wishes more than anyone.

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mitt-romney-shirtsleeves.jpg
"Hookers are people too."
Hookers are not girlfriends

fred41
02-15-2014, 06:10 PM
Hookers are not girlfriends

They can be.