DMX vs George Zimmerman

[bte]

Finally a boxing match that I might actually pay to watch. Although I would whether prefer if The Game fought George Zimmerman instead of DMX.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/george-zimmerman-to-fight-dmx-in-a-boxing-match-promoter-confirms-9108405.html

George Zimmerman, the man acquitted of murdering unarmed teen Trayvon Martin in 2013 (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trayvon-martin-killer-george-zimmerman-is-cleared-of-murder--but-civil-rights-charges-are-still-possible-as-protests-gather-across-us-8708250.html), will fight DMX in the ring, match promoter Damon Feldman has confirmed.

The perennially barking rapper was selected out of 15,000 applicants to challenge the infamous US citizen in perhaps the most questionable ‘celebrity boxing’ event in recent history.

Speaking to TMZ last week, the 43-year-old hip-hop star said he would make sure he broke every rule in boxing “to make sure I f**k him right up”. He also threatened to urinate in his opponent’s face if he won.



The boxing match will last for three rounds. An exact date, time and location for the fight is set to be announced in a news conference next Wednesday.


All the proceeds Zimmerman earns from the fight, Feldman said in an interview last week, will go to charity.

[GroobySteven]

I knew someone was going to post on this.
Frankly, where do you start?
Disgusting would be a good place...

[bte]

I knew someone was going to post on this.
Frankly, where do you start?
Disgusting would be a good place...

It makes for entertaining tv nonetheless. But I agree, perhaps George is hard up for money. The promoter states the proceeds are going to charity, but I imagine not all the proceeds are going to charity. George Z. wanted to fight Kanye West at one point.

[GroobySteven]

It makes for entertaining tv nonetheless. But I agree, perhaps George is hard up for money. The promoter states the proceeds are going to charity, but I imagine not all the proceeds are going to charity. George Z. wanted to fight Kanye West at one point.

"proceeds" or "profits".

[bluesoul]

All the proceeds Zimmerman earns from the fight, Feldman said in an interview last week, will go to charity.

i'd be curious what charity. hopefully, not one he set up to act as a money laundry service to cash out for personal gain :whistle:

[bte]

i'd be curious what charity. hopefully, not one he set up to act as a money laundry service to cash out for personal gain :whistle:

I am pretty sure its not going to the United Negro College Fund.

[Queens Guy]

Part of his defense argument was that he couldn't fight. Had the owner of his gym testify that GZ was the worst student he ever had. Lost weight and got in shape and all, but the gym owner said GZ was 'soft' and he wouldn't put him in the ring, even to spar.

[Dino Velvet]

Can't wait to see the wrestling promos. DMX is going into business with Zimmerman. I've seen this angle before when What's-His-Face #3 did it.

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[luvs2lick1385]

I hope DMX kicks the shit out of Zimmerman.

[Dino Velvet]

I hope DMX kicks the shit out of Zimmerman.

I wanted Piper to beat Hogan too. Damn those babyfaces.

[bluesoul]

I hope DMX kicks the shit out of Zimmerman.

that depends on your definition of "kick the shit out of"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUPakjDKLM0

[Dino Velvet]

Can I turn 50 cents into a dime for charity?

[dderek123]

I'll be cheering for DMX. He seems like a good guy most of the time. He's more than a little crazy so he's got that going for him in the fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXWZxtDooY

[Dino Velvet]

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[buttslinger]

I think the undercard should be Nancy Kerrigan V. Tonya Harding,
and Sean Hannity V. Rachel Maddow,
all nude of course.

[timxxx]

Two broke fools trying to make some bank from bigger fools.

[Dino Velvet]

I think the undercard should be Nancy Kerrigan V. Tonya Harding,
and Sean Hannity V. Rachel Maddow,
all nude of course.

Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow are the same person. He/she changes wigs/glasses when he/she changes stations/gimmicks.

http://newsbusters.org/sites/default/files/thumbnail_photos/2013/June/Hannity%20Maddow.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

After Royal Rumble it's the Road To Wrestlemania. Everybody's getting caught up in it so you better stand back.

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[Dino Velvet]

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[buttslinger]

When it comes to Buttslinger and Entertainment, there is no such thing as "too low"

Tonya Harding vs Paula Jones funny boxing - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m91HH9gxXrI)

[Ben in LA]

My signature is a quote from DMX haha...

[tslvrnyc]

Is there any chance of DMX staying away from the yayo long enough to pass a drug test?

[Ben in LA]

Is there any chance of DMX staying away from the yayo long enough to pass a drug test?

I damn sure hope so. Too bad they didn't choose The Game...

[Jimmy W]

It makes me smile to see that this forum didn't turn into a black vs. white vendetta against a murderous clown and saw this carney act for what it is. A pathetic stunt . Good for you fellow Hung Angels

[Dino Velvet]

I damn sure hope so. Too bad they didn't choose The Game...

He'd book himself to go over.
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[up_for_it]

I hope DMX remembers to bring his inhaler...

[Dino Velvet]

How's this fer nuts? Nobody crazier than Snuka. I think Vince McMahon was his White Knight in the cop shop for 2 clippings. Scared shitless of him here and I'm not sure how much working was done.

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[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

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[kittyKaiti]

Fuck yea DMX! :Bowdown:



George Z. wanted to fight Kanye West at one point.

The only time I'd root for Zimmerman.

[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

Y'all know his daddy is IRS, don't cha? Fighting the machine, my foot. Don't get worked. Follow The Taxman. Ha-Ha-Ha!

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[gaysian71]

It would be really funny if DMX got his ass kicked.

[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

Bumped so we can get a word in from our sponsors. Gotta pay 'da bills.

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[dderek123]

It would be really funny if DMX got his ass kicked.

Yep that would be an awkward result. But I think DMX could harness the power of smoking crack to put a beatdown on Georgie.

[Dino Velvet]

Yep that would be an awkward result. But I think DMX could harness the power of smoking crack to put a beatdown on Georgie.

Could always slip 'em a Mickey.

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[Dino Velvet]

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[Ben]

Comedian Lee Camp:

What George Zimmerman's Celebrity Boxing Match Says About America - (by @LeeCamp) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93VlxWIw7ec)

[dderek123]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-RZi_yxJE

[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

http://msn.foxsports.com/ufc/haymaker/george-zimmerman-vs-dmx-boxing-match-cancelled-says-promoter-020814

[fred41]

My signature is a quote from DMX haha...

DMX misses Krissy also?....:)

[EZWind]

that depends on your definition of "kick the shit out of"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUPakjDKLM0

No Go
...the promoter has backed out
...also the DMX people say they never agreed in the first place
...prior to the announcement of this farce, I wouldn't have been able to pick DMX out of a lineup
...after viewing this clip, I kinda wished it hadn't been cancelled
...would have loved to see them both get the shit beat out of each other
...probly for the best it got axed....would have been a sad spectacle for all involved and an embarrassment for the entire nation

[buttslinger]

I would have put my movie on Zimmerman, because 30 seconds into Round One when he was on his back getting pounded, he would pull a gun out of his trunks and shoot DMX.
If the fight were held in the South, he'd be declared the clear winner.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm not sure if I forgot the Little Dancing Man bit. More appropriate than ever now.

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[Ben in LA]

I would have put my movie on Zimmerman, because 30 seconds into Round One when he was on his back getting pounded, he would pull a gun out of his trunks and shoot DMX.
If the fight were held in the South, he'd be declared the clear winner.

Even if DMX was clearly out punching and landing more blows than Zimm, if it had gone to the cards the judges would've stated Zimm the winner...ESPECIALLY if the fight had taken place in Florida.

If it was in Yonkers, it would've been a different story.

Too bad Earl couldn't go all Jack Johnson on him...

[Ben in LA]

DMX misses Krissy also?....:)

Yup. Arf, arf!

[Dino Velvet]

The first step to kicking someone's ass is showing up. Can still be re-booked as the most brutal Twitter Battle Of The Purse Fights ever. Hide the children from these 2 barbarians.

[bte]

The fight is back on with a new promoter. The previous promoter backed out because apparently there were death threats against his kids (irony I guess). The new promoter says that Zimmerman is not fighting DMX, but a bigger known rapper. Also the fight will be available on the Internet as well. I am assuming you have to pay for it.

[Ben in LA]

The fight is back on with a new promoter. The previous promoter backed out because apparently there were death threats against his kids (irony I guess). The new promoter says that Zimmerman is not fighting DMX, but a bigger known rapper. Also the fight will be available on the Internet as well. I am assuming you have to pay for it.

I hope it's The Game.

[bte]

I hope it's The Game.

Shit man, if it was The Game. George Zimmerman would get his ass kicked. Game is like 6'4 over 200lbs (according one website stats), so it would be a good beatdown.

[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

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[Dino Velvet]

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[buttslinger]

I can remember Saturday mornings as a kid, inbetween Howdy Doody and Gladiator movies, they had "professional wrestling" with guys like Bobo Brazil and Haystacks Calhoun.

If a skinny kid like Travon Martin could pummel Zimmerman so much he feared for his life, then the only question I have is if they can find a black man who desires money more than he desires turning George Zimmerman into a grease spot. If the Vegas Gangsters get involved, and, ahem, GAMBLING may be involved, and lots of it, there might be an incentive to ..ahem, FIX the fight, and have George win by a technicality, so the rematch could fetch even more bucks.

There is a proud tradition of staging wrestling going way way back.

Then again, if you murder a guy in the ring, it's no problem. ....Zimmerman has to know that, I would think. Something's not adding up.
Who's reffing the fight, a Florida Homocide Detective?