Why Do They Show KFC Commercials At 12:40 AM?

[Dino Velvet]

They're closed but now I want some.

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[robertlouis]

To make you throw beer bottles at the screen.

[Dino Velvet]

To make you throw beer bottles at the screen.

I'm drinking Coke Zero and I don't want to throw a $300 bong at a $1400 HDTV. It's only weed, not alcohol.

[Dino Velvet]

When I go there I enjoy trying to convince the employees that Colonel Sanders was in The Klan. I'm not 100% sure he wasn't. Kinda smiles like a Klansman but he just wronged them chickens.

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[RallyCola]

KFC near my place is open until 2am. move out of the sticks dino.

[Dino Velvet]

KFC near my place is open until 2am. move out of the sticks dino.

I hope your diagnoses are better than your research. The sticks?

[GroobyKrissy]

Because they know you're watching them in your stained underwear lusting for chicken while that Asian chick of yours is passed out in the backroom. It is a torture tactic.

And seriously... what KFC isn't open until 2AM at least?

[Dino Velvet]

Because you're watching them in your stained underwear lusting for chicken while that Asian chick of yours is passed out in the backroom.

I don't have any Asian chicks. I just rent a couple a week.

[GroobyKrissy]

I don't have any Asian chicks. I just rent a couple a week.

Oh, sorry... you thought I was talking about a person. My misspelling. I just meant that Asian chicken you keep in the coop out back for those lonely, midnight hours.

[giovanni_hotel]

Black folk don't sleep.

[Dino Velvet]

Oh, sorry... you thought I was talking about a person. My misspelling. I just meant that Asian chicken you keep in the coop out back for those lonely, midnight hours.

You mean I insert my wiener in an actual chicken? OK. As long as it's Asian and featherless. Make sure it's a hen too.

[Dino Velvet]

Black folk don't sleep.

Opening Pandora's Box is entrapment. I will resist.

[GroobyKrissy]

You mean I insert my wiener in an actual chicken? OK. As long as it's Asian and featherless. Make sure it's a hen too.

I'm calling PETA right now... can I have your address?

[Dino Velvet]

I'm calling PETA right now... can I have your address?

I was tender to that chicken, not tenderizing her. PETA like most people frown on my love-making rituals and rites.

David Allan Coe - Fuckin' In The Butt - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnZxsTJHVrc)

[Ben in LA]

Because they know you're watching them in your stained underwear lusting for chicken while that Asian chick of yours is passed out in the backroom. It is a torture tactic.

And seriously... what KFC isn't open until 2AM at least?

Most of the ones in my area close the walk in at 10:00pm; the drive thru at 1:00am.

[Jimmy W]

Popeye's

[Dino Velvet]

Popeye's

I gotta have someone take me on Safari to the wrong side of the tracks to find me one of those. The health department closed down the one in Santa Monica. I was very upset losing a place I could get delicious spicy fried chicken from. Put enough cayenne pepper and you'll kill any germs. Just push the dung to the side and enjoy your supper.

I'd go to Church's but I don't like the Saltpeter aftertaste. They got Colonel CIA with their 11 Assassins & Secrets.

[sukumvit boy]

For the Fourthmeal ,it's like a Hobbit 2nd Breakfast ,but late.
NOT in my neighborhood.

[sukumvit boy]

Not around here.

[Dino Velvet]

I can tell she likes KFC and not 'cuz she's fat.

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