You Know You're a Chaser When.......

[magus13]

There was a comedian, I think Jeff Foxworthy who did a comedey bit on "You Know You're a Redneck if.........

So to that end I'll start:

You know you're a chaser if you look to your right and you are hanging at TS Strip with Scorp.

You know tou're a chaser if you goto TS Strip and 10 girls come up to you and say hello.

You know you're a chaser if you're out at Luchos and you turn to your left and see Donny.

You know you are a chaser if you know a girl by her eros name and backpage name.

[bluesoul]

you know you're a chaser when you're comparing rates on eros and backpage

[fred41]

You know you're a chaser if you considered getting your hair cut in a beauty salon because there's a TS working there.

[fred41]

You know you're a chaser if you know more than one girl named Venus.

[magus13]

You know you're a chaser if you enjoy the buffet at Lucho's

You know you're a chaser if you get hard on every time you pass Roosevelt Ave.

You know youre a chaser if u been with more girls than your age.

[EyeCumInPiece]

You know your a chaser if you visit this site daily.

[Dino Velvet]

You know you're a chaser if your ass sways more than your wife's does when you walk down the street.

[scorpioluva]

You know you are chaser when you can have a 3 hour conversation at Tranny Strip with Magus about girls, and never once say "Who is she" ?

[Donjuan2416]

You know you're a chaser if circle the block twice before going inside the TS club

[magus13]

You know you're a chaser when ur on the Tranny Strip mailing list.

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you get pissed off at least once a week when you find out a girl you put out good money for was nailed for free by KeinXXX !!!!!!!

[magus13]

You know you're a chaser if you're Friday night plans depend on whether or not Tranny Strip is offering free admit before 11:30.

[scorpioluva]

You know you are chaser if you own one of these:

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when the homepage on your laptop is HungAngels . com.

[nysprod]

Lmao you damn well know you a chaser when you got a photographic memory for tgirls

[LI SEAN08]

You know u r a chaser when ur cock is not cooperating with your significant other , so u switch porn on, and slip on TrannyTube or something nasty!!

[RedDevil81]

You know you're a chaser if circle the block twice before going inside the TS club

No matter how many times I've been in a place I still always do this...I have no idea why!

[Dino Velvet]

You know you're a chaser if you have way too much information about the Del Taco toilet on the corner of Santa Monica Bl and Highland Ave.

Yelp actually gave that whole corner 2 stars. Weird or am I that high?
http://www.yelp.com/biz/santa-monica-and-highland-los-angeles

[scorpioluva]

You know you are chaser if you live in NY and spend more tokens on Chaturbate than on the subway to get to work.

[south ov da border]

You know you're a chaser if you have way too much information about the Del Taco toilet on the corner of Santa Monica Bl and Highland Ave.

Yelp actually gave that whole corner 2 stars. Weird or am I that high?
http://www.yelp.com/biz/santa-monica-and-highland-los-angeles


Bwahaa... I've heard stories about that toilet. Never visited but I did spend some time in the donut shop across the street with the guy that only asks two questions

"want some bud?"
"you got any?"

my addition... you know you're a chaser when you are a regular at Hamburger Mary's but have yet to taste the food...

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you rush to get home from work by 6 PM to see Kylie Marie on Chaturbate.....and if you don't make it home on time, you are majorly PISSED OFF !!!!!!!!!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

You know you're a chaser if you considered getting your hair cut in a beauty salon because there's a TS working there.

http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww222/immabeaturazz/45528217_zps1ef34233.jpg

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you have vacation plans and the first thing you do is search Backpage in the TS section in the city you are visiting.....and then search Google for TS clubs.

[magus13]

You know You're a chaser when you having phone sex wit Brianna at 2 am on a Sunday

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

You know you're a chaser when..................


You hear the street 108th and automatically know which house 1 of the 20 girls is staying at
You hear them say a specific town in Long Island and know what hotel & who the manager is at it
You stop at McDonald's or Burger King before calling the chick because if you don't she'll call you when you get to her block and ask you to pick her up a Value Meal
You drive a 2014 BMW to work daily but circle around the block at the parties in a used Saturn 2 door
You give a chick a ride home because her girlfriend asks you to since she's too drunk to walk and she urinates in your truck........
You give a chick a ride from LaGuardia to her hotel room and then back to LaGuardia the same day and she doesnt even suck you off
The chick at the party tells the bartender what you're drinking and orders her drink & yours while you're still paying the entrance fee......
You spend more money on a pair of pumps for a TS than you do on your GG
Have your calendar app on your smartphone remind you of a chicks bday

[magus13]

You know you're a chaser when visiting girls text you to give the heads up that they are visiting NYC

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you know for a fact that girls have 2 phones, 2 different numbers....one for BP and one for Eros....and you ALWAYS call the BP number.

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you don't return phone calls in work because you are too busy posting on HA on your phone.

[south ov da border]

you know you are a chaser when you bring money... and roses...

[nysprod]

You're buying shoes for a girl and she isn't even there and your texting pics of the shoes asking if she likes them

[nysprod]

Melody on Eros (http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_york_shemale_escorts.htm) 300/30 min wtf??


She has posted on Eros before asking for $400 for VIP


...you have every girl's ads memorized!

[magus13]

Youbl know you're a chaser because you ask for cash for ur birthday and holidays so u can see a ts.

[Ben in LA]

You know you're a chaser if you have way too much information about the Del Taco toilet on the corner of Santa Monica Bl and Highland Ave.
This right here. I'll never forget homie coming out with one very unattractive chick. Guess he got a blind blowjob.


My addition... you know you're a chaser when you are a regular at Hamburger Mary's but have yet to taste the food...
This right here as well...and I'm heading there tonight! For work though lol...

[nysprod]

...you know about and indeed have shopped at the 24hr pornstar clothes store on Roosy...at 2a.m.

[Byalongshot]

You are a chaser with issues if you ever sprang for Spironolactone knowing full well the outcome

[Lovecox]

You know you're a chaser when ... you look at GG porn and are confused for a second because you don't see a cock between her legs.

[fred41]

...when on several occasions you've taken a girl and her gay friend wig shopping.

[fred41]

...when you fly from New York to California to watch the Tranny Awards.

[scorpioluva]

You know you are chaser when you are posting in the You Know You Are A Chaser thread on Hung Angels during the Superbowl !!!!!!

[magus13]

You know you're a chaser when u win the first quarter on ur super bowl pool and start thinking which girl ur gonna see

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you are hoping the Superbowl is a blow out by half time so you can get back to trolling through Backpage, Eros and TER.

[breakingbad14]

You know you're a chaser when looking at gg porn you feel like something's missing

[youngblood61]

you know you are a chaser when you are hoping the superbowl is a blow out by half time so you can get back to trolling through backpage, eros and ter.it is!!!!

[south ov da border]

... when you can tell girls names by their dick pics...

[breakingbad14]

when you meet a nice chick who seems into you you fantasize that she's got something extra in her panties

[Ciffer]

You know your a chaser when you purchase a cellular data package for your ipad so you don't need a pair of reading glasses.

[NearBostonMass]

You know you are a chaser when; you keep a lint brush in your car just for body glitter ... you date GGs only to keep up appearances ... you have the number of a Pomeranian breeder in your phone ... you are on the DL but you still stand up in court for girls you hardly know ... you apologize before the argument starts ... you have sucked so much Puerto Rican cock you have a slight accent ... you can completely ignore the best looking women in your office because you know 20 tgirls that make them look like crap ... you know Adobo also comes sin pimienta ... you know MoneyGram is better than Western Union in the Bronx ... you know it's better to send $299 with a test question and no ID required than to sent $300 and have to ask her boy name ... you are older than her Mom but her Mom is thrilled that you are hanging out with her ... you look at your friends and their healthy relationships and you feel the same way about them as Henry Hill felt about your "average schnook citizen" in Goodfellas ... you still loved her after she stabbed you but not after SRS ... you can get it from a working girl on credit or with a down payment cuz she and her friends know your word is good ... you never regret the time and money you spent because there is nothing in the world as captivating and exciting as a beautiful T-Girl.
PS: I have never stopped loving a girl because of SRS. ;-)

[maddygirl]

You know you're a chaser when.... you start talking in the voice of Richard Simmons and imagining every woman you know with an enormous package that awaits your gaping anus.

[flabbybody]

you know you're a chaser when your iphone maps app has all the Bronx girls addresses remembered

[magus13]

You know you are a chaser when; you keep a lint brush in your car just for body glitter ... you date GGs only to keep up appearances ... you have the number of a Pomeranian breeder in your phone ... you are on the DL but you still stand up in court for girls you hardly know ... you apologize before the argument starts ... you have sucked so much Puerto Rican cock you have a slight accent ... you can completely ignore the best looking women in your office because you know 20 tgirls that make them look like crap ... you know Adobo also comes sin pimienta ... you know MoneyGram is better than Western Union in the Bronx ... you know it's better to send $299 with a test question and no ID required than to sent $300 and have to ask her boy name ... you are older than her Mom but her Mom is thrilled that you are hanging out with her ... you look at your friends and their healthy relationships and you feel the same way about them as Henry Hill felt about your "average schnook citizen" in Goodfellas ... you still loved her after she stabbed you but not after SRS ... you can get it from a working girl on credit or with a down payment cuz she and her friends know your word is good ... you never regret the time and money you spent because there is nothing in the world as captivating and exciting as a beautiful T-Girl.
PS: I have never stopped loving a girl because of SRS. ;-)

:Bowdown: Well Done

[fred41]

You know you are a chaser when; you keep a lint brush in your car just for body glitter ... you date GGs only to keep up appearances ... you have the number of a Pomeranian breeder in your phone ... you are on the DL but you still stand up in court for girls you hardly know ... you apologize before the argument starts ... you have sucked so much Puerto Rican cock you have a slight accent ... you can completely ignore the best looking women in your office because you know 20 tgirls that make them look like crap ... you know Adobo also comes sin pimienta ... you know MoneyGram is better than Western Union in the Bronx ... you know it's better to send $299 with a test question and no ID required than to sent $300 and have to ask her boy name ... you are older than her Mom but her Mom is thrilled that you are hanging out with her ... you look at your friends and their healthy relationships and you feel the same way about them as Henry Hill felt about your "average schnook citizen" in Goodfellas ... you still loved her after she stabbed you but not after SRS ... you can get it from a working girl on credit or with a down payment cuz she and her friends know your word is good ... you never regret the time and money you spent because there is nothing in the world as captivating and exciting as a beautiful T-Girl.
PS: I have never stopped loving a girl because of SRS. ;-)

damn these are good...LMAO....

[magus13]

You know you're a chaser when you PM Christian to get info on visiting porn stars to NYC.

[nysprod]

I'm glad to see guys embracing the word chaser...when i first came on here it seemed to have a negative connotation but words are what you make them...really i find the whole chaser thing hysterical.

[magus13]

I'm glad to see guys embracing the word chaser...when i first came on here it seemed to have a negative connotation but words are what you make them...really i find the whole chaser thing hysterical.

Absolutely. As Popeye says, "I am what I am"

[Ben in LA]

...when you're asking how big Laverne Cox's penis is. (Some dude actually asked me this recently)

[fred41]

I'm glad to see guys embracing the word chaser...when i first came on here it seemed to have a negative connotation but words are what you make them...really i find the whole chaser thing hysterical.

With me , it's not so much as embracing it; probably more to do with not getting all butt hurt over it. If getting called words like "Fag" isn't going to hurt me...then getting called silly words like "Tranny Chaser" won't do it either...there's no real hate in the word, and to be honest - if you embrace it the way you are doing - you are robbing it of all power (as stated in another thread about another word)...
...plus when girls give their personal definitions of the term, they go into verbal acrobatics to not insult people they like...but know they damn well fit the definition....lol....they do it here all the time.
If you're on this site and your post count is , say...above 100...and you see girls IRL...then you're a chaser.

It's harmless...and it's probably accurate.

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you drive 45-50 minutes from NJ to Brooklyn in some of the worst driving conditions we have all winter, to TOFTT and plow the fuck out of a hottie in the back seat of your truck.....damn, that girl could kiss !!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBest]

You're buying shoes for a girl and she isn't even there and your texting pics of the shoes asking if she likes them
interesting you bring that up ive been contemplating sending a pair of RV to make up for a bad date

[theone1982]

You know you're a chaser when every day you find yourself thinking "I wish I was in Brazil or Thailand right now."

[be2378]

When your still chasing!

[Ciffer]

You know you're a Chaser when you begin and end every day checking HA, BP TS, and Eros TS to either post or plan your day's schedule.:rock2

[jj46532]

You know you are a chaser, when the first thing you do after being told you are being sent to LA for work, is check out eros & backpage LA.
:pumped:

just happened to me today

[ed_jaxon]

If you have looked at this thread more than twice you might be a chas.er

[sucu]

You douche and shave private areas more than your wife does

[pimpdog]

You know your a chaser, when your watching ts porn, and you remember fucking the girl off aol back in the day, when you look at eros and you fucked 15-20 of the girls, and your only 32, when your youth used to get you a immediate meeting with girls, when you realize there just women, and approaching them like that works best.

[flabbybody]

You know you're a chaser when you can remember buying SCREW every week back in the 80's and turning right to the TV Guide in the back of the newspaper.

[fivekatz]

You know you are a chaser when you know for a fact that girls have 2 phones, 2 different numbers....one for BP and one for Eros....and you ALWAYS call the BP number.Bravo for that one Scorp!

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you are on a long weekend golf outing with friends in Florida, and still find the time to read and post in the Review of TS Girls in New York thread.

[giovanni_hotel]

You know you're a chaser when you see at a D.C. Starbucks a TS escort you hooked up with a month ago, while you're out getting a venti mocha with your GG 'friend' who whispers to you, 'that girl is a tranny!'

You say, 'are you jealous??', jokingly. But not really.

When the TS leaves you're fighting the urge leave Starbucks with her.

[nysprod]

You know you are a chaser when you are on a long weekend golf outing with friends in Florida, and still find the time to read and post in the Review of TS Girls in New York thread.

And you're still cruising ny cl an bp on top of that lol

[magus13]

You know you're a chaser when you get a private message at least once a week asking u about a girl u reviewed.

[scorpioluva]

You know you are a chaser when you keep looking at the same girls posts over and over but you are on the fence as to whether or not you want to see her....and keep waiting for her to post that one pic that looks completely different, and better than the others, and convince yourself that's what she is gonna look like when you go see her.

[joyboy123]

You lose weight, get a tan, workout like a fiend. All your friends and family compliment you for having the discipline to get your physical well being together and looking ten years younger

The real reason.

because you want to help your provider's "functionality" during your regularly scheduled sessions.