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SXFX
02-01-2014, 10:47 PM
So ever had a few drinks and you are getting hungry for some pussy and think....hey why not...there is an older chick there and she looks ok....it's fucking 2am in NJ and well it's a cold night....

If you ever have this thought take a sharp knife and just stick it in your thigh until you have hit your bone...then twist said knife until the thought leaves your mind or you pass the fuck out from blood loss!

I use to have these two basic rules,
1) no fucking fat chicks because well who wants to fuck a fat chick?
2) no fucking moms, who wants to fuck a stretched out balloon and well she is working hard to find a dady for her babies....and honestly fuck that!

now i have a new one...no fucking women over the age of 40 no matter how cute they look with their clothes on. Because let me tell you yeah there may be some women over 40 that look good naked but the vast majority don't!
HOLY SHIT THEY DONT!

Let's start with the top shall we...
Her fucking ears look and feel like dried out bacon fat.
All those years of her wearing big ear rings + time have turned what were once soft supple yummy sensative g spots that would make her squirt to well....think dried out bacon fat. And when she takes out her ear rings...it looks as if she is one of those punk kids who shoves quarters i his ears! WTF!

The neck, what was once soft and supple silk like is not dry as a river bed and as gouged out. And while you are at it don't look under her chin...holy shit! Looks like an old mans scrotum down there!

Now on to her chest.....every beautiful woman should have a great set of tits. Be it small or large but still perky is the rule of the game. Guess what 40+ years of gravity do to any set of tits once they leave their high end derringer bra? Those fuckers head straight for home like two home sick bowling balls! Think a sock filled with quarters! And if she has a fake set of tits...due to her skin having no elasticity and zero sub dermal fat layer....it looks like a scifi show!

Next the belly....hum....ever been in the shower and your fingers get proony? That's a good start...now add to it some off color chicken skin and you are almost there.....think of what ET's belly looked like....about like that....oh and it's not taught nor stuck to anything...fuck you can grab it and pull it like it were a wet piece of cellophane on a sack of meet!

And now the piece de resistance...the vagina....
Every pussy needs a little bit of fat on the outer lips to make it look like a little flower. A nice soft flower you want to lick all day and all night! What do 40+yo vaginas look like....ever seen a dehydrated toad? Yeah kind of like that. All that perfect fat that once made her lips and her vag soft and full and ready to receive your cock has now left her body and all you got are two dehydrated meat curtains.

So if you are under 40 and ever wondered why all those 45yo dudes only date 25 yo women...well they have fucked these older women realized doing so was a crime against humanity and said fuck it!

WOW! I'm glad i'm a guy! and you know what...i's awesome to see that so many of the gorgeous TS women age so much better than their GG sisters! So well there you go ladies another reason GG women hate you! Not only do you have better looking legs and dress better and are more feminine but fuck...you age better as well!

SXFX
02-01-2014, 10:50 PM
here is some metal bleach to wash that idea off your mind
http://chaturbate.com/sweetandreea/

Dino Velvet
02-01-2014, 10:54 PM
Other than fat chicks, nobody sucks better dick than a broad that's too old to get pregnant. There's a reason why Thomas Edison invented the light switch. Just have a hacksaw at the ready in case your arm gets trapped under them when the sun rises. I don't mean a dildo blender either.

Tapatio
02-01-2014, 11:08 PM
"Old lady skin." Lol!

Makes me think of the nastiest thing I ever saw on The Simpsons. Homer was kissing this guy and talking about how sweet he tasted.

Like a raisin?

SXFX
02-01-2014, 11:09 PM
yeah but bro...even with the lights off...you can feel their skin....and it feels like well...chicken skin...it's 100 ways fucked up
I have no idea how i got hard...all i have to say it was like climbing mt Everest....

Tapatio
02-01-2014, 11:15 PM
If you're fucking granny I feel bad for you, son.



I've got 99 problems, chicken skin ain't one.

SXFX
02-01-2014, 11:15 PM
more mental bleach
Everyday - The Avalanches - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yas6kzPYF0)

giovanni_hotel
02-01-2014, 11:19 PM
You need to join a gym, SXFX.

I see 40 and 50something year olds EVERY DAY with skin like butta and clams that would snap your dick in half.

If a chick has a pussy that looks like a dehydrated toad(where are you getting that from?lol) she's probably too thin and needs to gain some good fat.

Sounds like you're confusing your 40yrolds with 70 yrold blue hairs.
Lord help.

Dino Velvet
02-01-2014, 11:23 PM
yeah but bro...even with the lights off...you can feel their skin....and it feels like well...chicken skin...it's 100 ways fucked up
I have no idea how i got hard...all i have to say it was like climbing mt Everest....

I admit having to do a lot of projecting inside my own head dreaming up a tasty young hen instead of an old over-plucked chicken. The breast meat gets closer to the thigh meat every year as the skin travels further from the bone.

SXFX
02-01-2014, 11:30 PM
as long as they have their clothes on ok....they are good looking.
fuck there are a three over 40yo women in my yoga class who look hot...
but i can only imagine the horrors of their naked bodies!
THE FUCKING HORROR!

Dino Velvet
02-01-2014, 11:35 PM
as long as they have their clothes on ok....they are good looking.
fuck there are a three over 40yo women in my yoga class who look hot...
but i can only imagine the horrors of their naked bodies!
THE FUCKING HORROR!

Put those old Bessies on a flatbed truck and send them to California. I wanna see how bendy they are.

giovanni_hotel
02-01-2014, 11:36 PM
http://i.imgbox.com/act0iHbj.jpghttp://i.imgbox.com/acrAOEVe.jpg

Over 40.......!

Dino Velvet
02-01-2014, 11:39 PM
http://i.imgbox.com/act0iHbj.jpghttp://i.imgbox.com/acrAOEVe.jpg

Over 40.......!

Good one, Gio. Make sure she don't siphon one of your gonads out.

SXFX
02-01-2014, 11:41 PM
like i said some can be...but i'm willing to best a vast majority....FUCK NO!
and look at that dried out pussy! those lips are so flat...some one get me an air pump!

bluesoul
02-02-2014, 12:19 AM
i actually LOVE older women. first mature woman i ever fucked was on vacation in spain. she was devastatingly fertile despite her age and very gentle. i made love to her twice but in my mind, it was eternity. my dick has never left her vagina

SXFX
02-02-2014, 01:00 AM
yeah ok...i'll trade in deflated pussy lips any day for a nice fat juicy soft pussy ready for my lips and my cock!
you know that that i think of it the old birds in my yoga class never seem to have camel toe...fuck....i wonder how deflated and bony their vages are....
like two pieces of flesh stapled on to bone....fuck...that's just nasty!
like licking the face of the cript keeper!

giovanni_hotel
02-02-2014, 02:52 AM
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Old lady skinzzzzz.......!%&#@!!!!!lol

Dino Velvet
02-02-2014, 02:54 AM
'cept for this one. Rude to take a lady's picture when she yawns. If Arby's serves me that I'm sending it back.

http://www.matureseduction.com/over40-135/014.jpg

Dino Velvet
02-02-2014, 03:02 AM
This one looks like she can hold down the kitchen and the bedroom at the same time I'm holding her down.

deena aunt judys (https://www.google.com/search?q=deena+aunt+judys&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs)

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nevada64
02-02-2014, 03:08 AM
I lost my virginity to an older woman. I had just turned 18, she was 34.

bluesoul
02-02-2014, 03:32 AM
yeah ok...i'll trade in deflated pussy lips any day for a nice fat juicy soft pussy ready for my lips and my cock!
!

you can't trade what you don't have

http://img227.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-31974/loc252/364867338_si617x005_123_252lo.jpg

ImpulZ
02-02-2014, 03:37 AM
What is wrong with fat girls....i love fat girls....more curves and tits means more love :salad

Dino Velvet
02-02-2014, 03:41 AM
Alright fellas, let's have our come together moment and all scowl at this old crow together.

I would not have sexual intercourse with this woman. Sorry if I seem like an overly picky jerk.

robertlouis
02-02-2014, 05:03 AM
Interesting that the pics that accompany most of the derogatory posts are of women in their 60s and beyond.

Oh well, we've had sexism, homophobia, racism, it was only a matter of time till ageism joined the list.

FFS. And I mean FFS.

bluesoul
02-02-2014, 11:09 AM
http://cdn1.blog-media.zillowstatic.com/1/Mirren-IMDb-19d95b.jpg

i recognize the way you make me feel. it's hard to think you are not real. i sense now the water is getting deep. i try to wash my pain from me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-rHdSWZLpQ

bluesoul
02-02-2014, 11:24 AM
a blossom fell,
from off a tree,
it settled softly on the lips you turned to me.
the gypsies say (and I know why),
"a falling blossom only touches lips that lie".

a blossom fell,
and pretty soon,
i saw you kissing someone else beneath the Moon.
i thought you loved me,
you said you loved me,
we made plans together,
to dream forever.
the dream has ended,
for true love lied
the night a blossom fell,
and touched two lips that lied

http://www.dailymakeover.com/wp-content/uploads/hairstyles/Reba_McEntire%2BApr_05_2009.jpg

Bobbie Gentry - Ode To Billie Joe - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZt5Q-u4crc)

bluesoul
02-02-2014, 11:36 AM
http://img2-3.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090914/cindy-mccain-240.jpg

i'm the man on the mountain,
come on up.
i'm the farmer plowing in the valley,
with a face full of mud.
...
give me a little drink,
from your lovin' cup.
just one little drink,
and I'll fall down drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kem3aeUy3Bk

bluesoul
02-02-2014, 12:21 PM
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jaclyn%2BSmith%2BOpening%2BGala%2BUnmasking%2BResn ick%2BrSYfe9AGVd7l.jpg

do you remember? do you remember
when you were young?
you shone like the sun

Prospero
02-02-2014, 01:21 PM
You really are an obnoxious twat SXFX....

xybar555
02-02-2014, 02:35 PM
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SXFX
02-04-2014, 02:49 AM
as long as they have their clothes on....when her panties come off and you are looking at dehydrated salad...you may want to donkey punch yourself!