SXFX
02-01-2014, 10:47 PM
So ever had a few drinks and you are getting hungry for some pussy and think....hey why not...there is an older chick there and she looks ok....it's fucking 2am in NJ and well it's a cold night....
If you ever have this thought take a sharp knife and just stick it in your thigh until you have hit your bone...then twist said knife until the thought leaves your mind or you pass the fuck out from blood loss!
I use to have these two basic rules,
1) no fucking fat chicks because well who wants to fuck a fat chick?
2) no fucking moms, who wants to fuck a stretched out balloon and well she is working hard to find a dady for her babies....and honestly fuck that!
now i have a new one...no fucking women over the age of 40 no matter how cute they look with their clothes on. Because let me tell you yeah there may be some women over 40 that look good naked but the vast majority don't!
HOLY SHIT THEY DONT!
Let's start with the top shall we...
Her fucking ears look and feel like dried out bacon fat.
All those years of her wearing big ear rings + time have turned what were once soft supple yummy sensative g spots that would make her squirt to well....think dried out bacon fat. And when she takes out her ear rings...it looks as if she is one of those punk kids who shoves quarters i his ears! WTF!
The neck, what was once soft and supple silk like is not dry as a river bed and as gouged out. And while you are at it don't look under her chin...holy shit! Looks like an old mans scrotum down there!
Now on to her chest.....every beautiful woman should have a great set of tits. Be it small or large but still perky is the rule of the game. Guess what 40+ years of gravity do to any set of tits once they leave their high end derringer bra? Those fuckers head straight for home like two home sick bowling balls! Think a sock filled with quarters! And if she has a fake set of tits...due to her skin having no elasticity and zero sub dermal fat layer....it looks like a scifi show!
Next the belly....hum....ever been in the shower and your fingers get proony? That's a good start...now add to it some off color chicken skin and you are almost there.....think of what ET's belly looked like....about like that....oh and it's not taught nor stuck to anything...fuck you can grab it and pull it like it were a wet piece of cellophane on a sack of meet!
And now the piece de resistance...the vagina....
Every pussy needs a little bit of fat on the outer lips to make it look like a little flower. A nice soft flower you want to lick all day and all night! What do 40+yo vaginas look like....ever seen a dehydrated toad? Yeah kind of like that. All that perfect fat that once made her lips and her vag soft and full and ready to receive your cock has now left her body and all you got are two dehydrated meat curtains.
So if you are under 40 and ever wondered why all those 45yo dudes only date 25 yo women...well they have fucked these older women realized doing so was a crime against humanity and said fuck it!
WOW! I'm glad i'm a guy! and you know what...i's awesome to see that so many of the gorgeous TS women age so much better than their GG sisters! So well there you go ladies another reason GG women hate you! Not only do you have better looking legs and dress better and are more feminine but fuck...you age better as well!
If you ever have this thought take a sharp knife and just stick it in your thigh until you have hit your bone...then twist said knife until the thought leaves your mind or you pass the fuck out from blood loss!
I use to have these two basic rules,
1) no fucking fat chicks because well who wants to fuck a fat chick?
2) no fucking moms, who wants to fuck a stretched out balloon and well she is working hard to find a dady for her babies....and honestly fuck that!
now i have a new one...no fucking women over the age of 40 no matter how cute they look with their clothes on. Because let me tell you yeah there may be some women over 40 that look good naked but the vast majority don't!
HOLY SHIT THEY DONT!
Let's start with the top shall we...
Her fucking ears look and feel like dried out bacon fat.
All those years of her wearing big ear rings + time have turned what were once soft supple yummy sensative g spots that would make her squirt to well....think dried out bacon fat. And when she takes out her ear rings...it looks as if she is one of those punk kids who shoves quarters i his ears! WTF!
The neck, what was once soft and supple silk like is not dry as a river bed and as gouged out. And while you are at it don't look under her chin...holy shit! Looks like an old mans scrotum down there!
Now on to her chest.....every beautiful woman should have a great set of tits. Be it small or large but still perky is the rule of the game. Guess what 40+ years of gravity do to any set of tits once they leave their high end derringer bra? Those fuckers head straight for home like two home sick bowling balls! Think a sock filled with quarters! And if she has a fake set of tits...due to her skin having no elasticity and zero sub dermal fat layer....it looks like a scifi show!
Next the belly....hum....ever been in the shower and your fingers get proony? That's a good start...now add to it some off color chicken skin and you are almost there.....think of what ET's belly looked like....about like that....oh and it's not taught nor stuck to anything...fuck you can grab it and pull it like it were a wet piece of cellophane on a sack of meet!
And now the piece de resistance...the vagina....
Every pussy needs a little bit of fat on the outer lips to make it look like a little flower. A nice soft flower you want to lick all day and all night! What do 40+yo vaginas look like....ever seen a dehydrated toad? Yeah kind of like that. All that perfect fat that once made her lips and her vag soft and full and ready to receive your cock has now left her body and all you got are two dehydrated meat curtains.
So if you are under 40 and ever wondered why all those 45yo dudes only date 25 yo women...well they have fucked these older women realized doing so was a crime against humanity and said fuck it!
WOW! I'm glad i'm a guy! and you know what...i's awesome to see that so many of the gorgeous TS women age so much better than their GG sisters! So well there you go ladies another reason GG women hate you! Not only do you have better looking legs and dress better and are more feminine but fuck...you age better as well!