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Nikka
01-30-2014, 09:47 PM
this is what I believe it will happend when I meet Dino

Dino Velvet
01-30-2014, 09:52 PM
Yer shit's on my dick, hooker.

ImpulZ
01-30-2014, 10:45 PM
http://i62.tinypic.com/152nccl.jpg

youngblood61
01-31-2014, 01:17 AM
I'm jealous.:)

kukm4
01-31-2014, 02:09 AM
But what metal track will be playing in the background?

pimpdog
01-31-2014, 02:34 AM
Looks like my idea of a good time.

ed_jaxon
01-31-2014, 03:20 AM
My money is on Dino to come out on top.

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 04:18 AM
My money is on Dino to come out on top.

When she sneaks across our border I'm gonna cross hers.

Ed Jaxon, you've seen the movie Colors, haven't you? Had the most hilariously racist situation in a film ever. Maria Conchita-Alonso not only sold tacos but sold tacos out of a jail cell. Dennis Hopper...

robertlouis
01-31-2014, 04:47 AM
My money is on Dino to come out on top.

I'll have a quiet £25 on Nikka. Firstly, she'll pulverise and shred his eardrums with her thrash metal guitar antics, then pound him in the boxing ring.

And after what happened in 1973, it would be nice to see Chile finally put one over on Uncle Sam..... :hide-1:

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 05:00 AM
I'll have a quiet £25 on Nikka. Firstly, she'll pulverise and shred his eardrums with her thrash metal guitar antics, then pound him in the boxing ring.

And after what happened in 1973, it would be nice to see Chile finally put one over on Uncle Sam..... :hide-1:

Horseshit. I have a hairnet full'a dingleberries that works better than a chastity belt and hemorrhoids like the Iron Maiden. I can pass out on Nicole's couch with confidence. Prostitutes like her end up being grateful I'm a top after fondling all that spare change outta my back door.

robertlouis
01-31-2014, 05:09 AM
Horseshit. I have a hairnet full'a dingleberries that works better than a chastity belt and hemorrhoids like the Iron Maiden. I can pass out on Nicole's couch with confidence. Prostitutes like her end up being grateful I'm a top after fondling all that spare change outta my back door.

Dino, ole buddy, you are truly the poetic prince of the scatological. LMAO :Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 05:17 AM
Dino, ole buddy, you are truly the poetic prince of the scatological. LMAO :Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

That's what it says on the bathroom wall.

http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b440/papupablo2010/N17ZawzBpM.gif

Tina Francis
01-31-2014, 05:53 PM
I believe their meeting may cause the Singularity to occur. Their convergence will swallow the entire universe into their assholes.

my my my!
01-31-2014, 06:04 PM
But what metal track will be playing in the background?

Morbid Angel- Blasphemy

CORVETTEDUDE
01-31-2014, 08:03 PM
My money's on Dino!!!!

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 08:24 PM
Nicole's a nice lady and will look so pretty with her pregnant glow. Me and her will be the best parents ever.

Prospero
01-31-2014, 08:48 PM
Interesting ethnic blend - ... plus if its a boy will it be a girl?

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 09:01 PM
But what metal track will be playing in the background?

Behemoth - Lucifer (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Uncensored) Nuclear Blast / Metal Blade Records - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLCQWF7K5pI)

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 09:10 PM
Interesting ethnic blend - ... plus if its a boy will it be a girl?

From the looks of her my kid'll be part A-Rab.

Hassan Chop! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlMJfX_V6Ic)

Prospero
01-31-2014, 09:12 PM
She didn't seem very Arab as far as i know when I met her...any more than you're an Australian Aborigine. She is from Chile.

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 09:14 PM
She didn't seem very Arab as far as i know when I met her...any more than you're an Australian Aborigine. She is from Chile.

She didn't try to pack your butt with an IED? Probably thought she said IUD. That's what you get for trying to give her an IOU.

Prospero
01-31-2014, 09:15 PM
dont know what it was Dino but it was pretty damn explosive

Dino Velvet
01-31-2014, 09:18 PM
dont know what it was Dino but it was pretty damn explosive

That sounds painful, sir.

ImpulZ
01-31-2014, 10:16 PM
Nikka asking Dino after the match...

http://i.imgur.com/gHudEi9.jpg