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suckseed
06-17-2006, 06:11 PM
If Areeya was a vampire, what would Buffy scream as she slammed in the wooden stake?
I'll let someone else finish this priceless example of my wit...
suckseed
06-17-2006, 06:23 PM
...
suckseed
06-17-2006, 06:34 PM
now i will redeem myself if i can
suckseed
06-17-2006, 06:35 PM
hummina
So I didn't get the joke. Wanna run that by one more time?
suckseed
06-17-2006, 06:43 PM
As Buffy pounded the stake in, she'd scream,
DIE, Areeya!
What can I say. It's early.
hondarobot
06-17-2006, 07:13 PM
It certainly is early, Suckseed, so don't worry about it (I don't know where the hell you're going with that joke either).
But, for those who are curious, I thought I'd post the rough draft opening for my in progress porn script. It still needs a lot of work obviously, and I've got much more hammered out already, but for those interested, I know they will find this post. Here is a preview (and it's a comedy, so if ya don't get the humor, ya just don't get it):
UNTITLED PORN THINGY
BLACK SCREEN
(Voiceover/CLARISSA)
It smells like peach cobbler.
INT. CORPORATE OFFICE- DAY
CLOSE ON a stereotypical Business Guy. Nice suit, perfect hair, 1000 watt smile.
CHAD
Well, I sure hope it does, we like to call that model "Peach Cobbler". (Smiles).
CUT TO CLARISSA BANES, head of the Girly Girl TS Modeling Agency, sitting behind her desk.
CLARISSA
Why the hell would you incorporate smell into the design?
CHAD
Have you ever smelled a ordinary condom?
CLARISSA
But if these are designed "just for girls", what's the point? Guys don't care what a condom smells like.
CHAD
We're targeting bi and lesbian TS girls with most of our initial product line. We do have one model made just for the strictly straight girls, though.
CLARISSA
What's that smell like?
CHAD
A regular condom. Guys don't care about smells.
CLARISSA
I'm curious as to how you do that, what regulates the smell?
CHAD
That's just part of the magic of our new feminine sexual stimulant. It can be processed in the form of a lubricant, has a very potent effect, and can be slightly altered to emit various smells.
CLARISSA
So it's like Astoglide meets Viagra. . .
CHAD
Meets Peach Cobbler.(Smooths back his hair).
Like I said, first run very rough draft, first few lines of opening scene. It's a fun project though.
MacShreach
06-17-2006, 08:20 PM
As Buffy pounded the stake in, she'd scream,
DIE, Areeya!
What can I say. It's early.
Oh....my...fucking....God.... that really was a BAD joke....You need something to occupy your time. However, speaking as an aficionado of dire humour, I'd give it 8/10. Huge cringe factor.
MacShreach
06-17-2006, 08:25 PM
It certainly is early, Suckseed, so don't worry about it (I don't know where the hell you're going with that joke either).
But, for those who are curious, I thought I'd post the rough draft opening for my in progress porn script. It still needs a lot of work obviously, and I've got much more hammered out already, but for those interested, I know they will find this post. Here is a preview (and it's a comedy, so if ya don't get the humor, ya just don't get it):
UNTITLED PORN THINGY
BLACK SCREEN
(Voiceover/CLARISSA)
It smells like peach cobbler.
INT. CORPORATE OFFICE- DAY
CLOSE ON a stereotypical Business Guy. Nice suit, perfect hair, 1000 watt smile.
CHAD
Well, I sure hope it does, we like to call that model "Peach Cobbler". (Smiles).
CUT TO CLARISSA BANES, head of the Girly Girl TS Modeling Agency, sitting behind her desk.
CLARISSA
Why the hell would you incorporate smell into the design?
CHAD
Have you ever smelled a ordinary condom?
CLARISSA
But if these are designed "just for girls", what's the point? Guys don't care what a condom smells like.
CHAD
We're targeting bi and lesbian TS girls with most of our initial product line. We do have one model made just for the strictly straight girls, though.
CLARISSA
What's that smell like?
CHAD
A regular condom. Guys don't care about smells.
CLARISSA
I'm curious as to how you do that, what regulates the smell?
CHAD
That's just part of the magic of our new feminine sexual stimulant. It can be processed in the form of a lubricant, has a very potent effect, and can be slightly altered to emit various smells.
CLARISSA
So it's like Astoglide meets Viagra. . .
CHAD
Meets Peach Cobbler.(Smooths back his hair).
Like I said, first run very rough draft, first few lines of opening scene. It's a fun project though.
Fuck me and there I was telling Suckseed he needed more to do-- how long did that take to dream up? Sorry blue I'm neither for you nor against you, but I don't really see a big career in comedy there......
hondarobot
06-17-2006, 08:25 PM
Oh, for fucks sake. It's been running as a sub program for awhile and I just got it. That was a really bad joke, but what ya gonna do?
DIE, Areeya.
Pepto Bismal.
Abysmal humor (I'm just saying, hehe). Good grief. . .
I thought you were just posting complete nonsense for awhile there, suckseed.
hondarobot
06-17-2006, 08:27 PM
It certainly is early, Suckseed, so don't worry about it (I don't know where the hell you're going with that joke either).
But, for those who are curious, I thought I'd post the rough draft opening for my in progress porn script. It still needs a lot of work obviously, and I've got much more hammered out already, but for those interested, I know they will find this post. Here is a preview (and it's a comedy, so if ya don't get the humor, ya just don't get it):
UNTITLED PORN THINGY
BLACK SCREEN
(Voiceover/CLARISSA)
It smells like peach cobbler.
INT. CORPORATE OFFICE- DAY
CLOSE ON a stereotypical Business Guy. Nice suit, perfect hair, 1000 watt smile.
CHAD
Well, I sure hope it does, we like to call that model "Peach Cobbler". (Smiles).
CUT TO CLARISSA BANES, head of the Girly Girl TS Modeling Agency, sitting behind her desk.
CLARISSA
Why the hell would you incorporate smell into the design?
CHAD
Have you ever smelled a ordinary condom?
CLARISSA
But if these are designed "just for girls", what's the point? Guys don't care what a condom smells like.
CHAD
We're targeting bi and lesbian TS girls with most of our initial product line. We do have one model made just for the strictly straight girls, though.
CLARISSA
What's that smell like?
CHAD
A regular condom. Guys don't care about smells.
CLARISSA
I'm curious as to how you do that, what regulates the smell?
CHAD
That's just part of the magic of our new feminine sexual stimulant. It can be processed in the form of a lubricant, has a very potent effect, and can be slightly altered to emit various smells.
CLARISSA
So it's like Astoglide meets Viagra. . .
CHAD
Meets Peach Cobbler.(Smooths back his hair).
Like I said, first run very rough draft, first few lines of opening scene. It's a fun project though.
Fuck me and there I was telling Suckseed he needed more to do-- how long did that take to dream up? Sorry blue I'm neither for you nor against you, but I don't really see a big career in comedy there......
Huh? Among other people, why do you keep trying to communicate with me? Find someone else to post about. Sheesh.
MacShreach
06-17-2006, 09:49 PM
It certainly is early, Suckseed, so don't worry about it (I don't know where the hell you're going with that joke either).
But, for those who are curious, I thought I'd post the rough draft opening for my in progress porn script. It still needs a lot of work obviously, and I've got much more hammered out already, but for those interested, I know they will find this post. Here is a preview (and it's a comedy, so if ya don't get the humor, ya just don't get it):
UNTITLED PORN THINGY
BLACK SCREEN
(Voiceover/CLARISSA)
It smells like peach cobbler.
INT. CORPORATE OFFICE- DAY
CLOSE ON a stereotypical Business Guy. Nice suit, perfect hair, 1000 watt smile.
CHAD
Well, I sure hope it does, we like to call that model "Peach Cobbler". (Smiles).
CUT TO CLARISSA BANES, head of the Girly Girl TS Modeling Agency, sitting behind her desk.
CLARISSA
Why the hell would you incorporate smell into the design?
CHAD
Have you ever smelled a ordinary condom?
CLARISSA
But if these are designed "just for girls", what's the point? Guys don't care what a condom smells like.
CHAD
We're targeting bi and lesbian TS girls with most of our initial product line. We do have one model made just for the strictly straight girls, though.
CLARISSA
What's that smell like?
CHAD
A regular condom. Guys don't care about smells.
CLARISSA
I'm curious as to how you do that, what regulates the smell?
CHAD
That's just part of the magic of our new feminine sexual stimulant. It can be processed in the form of a lubricant, has a very potent effect, and can be slightly altered to emit various smells.
CLARISSA
So it's like Astoglide meets Viagra. . .
CHAD
Meets Peach Cobbler.(Smooths back his hair).
Like I said, first run very rough draft, first few lines of opening scene. It's a fun project though.
Fuck me and there I was telling Suckseed he needed more to do-- how long did that take to dream up? Sorry blue I'm neither for you nor against you, but I don't really see a big career in comedy there......
Huh? Among other people, why do you keep trying to communicate with me? Find someone else to post about. Sheesh.
This is a public forum, and I'll try to communicate with anyone I want to. If you post mindless crap in order to hijack a thread, I'll comment. If you don't like it, too bad, idiot.
chefmike
06-18-2006, 01:30 AM
This is a public forum, and I'll try to communicate with anyone I want to. If you post mindless crap in order to hijack a thread, I'll comment. If you don't like it, too bad, idiot.
Well said, but I'm afraid that it fell on deaf and dumb ears, Mac...
I was waiting for the short bus that takes me to the school where the teachers are nice, and sometimes they tell me that I'm special...
But a nice man invited me to go feed the squirrels in the park...and he let me feed them some nuts...then he told me that I should try his nuts...they tasted salty... like the nice man with the white collar at the place where we eat those biscuits every sunday...
I went back to the short bus stop, because I really want to learn my ABC's....and my teacher told me that someday I will...and then he told me that maybe I need a nap...and when I woke up my boo-boo hurt...but I still didn't know my ABC's...
So I wrote this story about the squirrels, and my nap...does this mean I'm special? And can you please help me with my sore boo-boo?
MacShreach
06-18-2006, 01:39 AM
This is a public forum, and I'll try to communicate with anyone I want to. If you post mindless crap in order to hijack a thread, I'll comment. If you don't like it, too bad, idiot.
Well said, but I'm afraid that it fell on deaf and dumb ears, Mac...
I was waiting for the short bus that takes me to the school where the teachers are nice, and sometimes they tell me that I'm special...
But a nice man invited me to go feed the squirrels in the park...and he let me feed them some nuts...then he told me that I should try his nuts...they tasted salty... like the nice man with the white collar at the place where we eat those biscuits every sunday...
I went back to the short bus stop, because I really want to learn my ABC's....and my teacher told me that someday I will...and then he told me that maybe I need a nap...and when I woke up my boo-boo hurt...but I still didn't know my ABC's...
So I wrote this story about the squirrels, and my nap...does this mean I'm special? And can you please help me with my sore boo-boo?
ROTFLMAO
chefmike
06-18-2006, 03:41 AM
Yes...it's becoming obvious that everyone is stalking wetardo, and his riveting posts...
aka.... the blogs that he constantly annoys the rest us with.... in this forum that he has made his personal diary...
To wit:
Sword-swallowing...er, sword-fighting crack-whore pimps...
Fantasies about writing a porn script...
A pathetic post about a cross-country bus trip to meet his dreamgirl...which ended in his PUBLIC rejection...and she kicked his needy ass off of her forum....
And let's not forget the threads where he(?) said he was a man... who thought he was a TS... but didn't want to be a TS...
There's no need to give the URL's of this dickless pinhead's individual threads,,,just click on his profile...
It's kinda like Richard Simmons meets Homer Simpson....meets Igor...
hondarobot
06-18-2006, 04:40 AM
hehe. Now I'm just going to watch for awhile.
It's sad, but in some ways interesting. Amusing, of course.
At some point you'll have a moment of clarity, if that's possible any longer. I have my doubts.
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
Glad Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well... I can clearly see your nuts."
hondarobot
06-18-2006, 07:31 AM
Good one, ezed.
The funny thing is this loser is attempting to form a posse of other losers who rally to his side. And the girls aren't generally posting right now, because who want's the attention of this whack job?
I did see Joanna on tonight, which was cool. She doesn't fall for this shit. This forum has more potential then being a place for the ranting of biter trolls.
As far as I know, nobody knows what this Chefmike looks like, and I'm willing to bet we'll never know.
I think if someone is going to flame anyone, have the balls to post a pic.
Can we have a pic of you, chef? Hehe. . . never going to happen.
Loser.
chefmike
06-18-2006, 02:16 PM
Yet another witty retort from the village idiot...someone give honda a tissue...or maybe a tampon...
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