I like to blow horses, am I gay?

[Rivz]

Maybe I should go to a horse porn forum to ask this question?

[robertlouis]

Maybe I should go to a horse porn forum to ask this question?

Only if the horse is a stallion. ;)

[BellaBellucci]

Is the horse wearing a dress?

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Is the horse wearing a dress?

~BB~

Is that a slur on the distaff side of our beloved royal family, BB?

[BellaBellucci]

Is that a slur on the distaff side of our beloved royal family, BB?

Sorry, no. I'm not quite that much of an anglophile. :lol:

~BB~

[Ananke]

Is that another interpretation of the horse meat scandal?

[Stavros]

Horses like being blown up the nostrils, apparently. I think its like tickling.

[flabbybody]

as long as the horse has feminine features you're OK

[NightmareX0666]

Only if the horse is a stallion. ;)

Especially an Italian Stallion...
http://www.topito.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Italian-Stallion.jpg

[martin48]

......

[RallyCola]

you aren't gay unless the horse says you are.

[Jackal]

As an owner of a horse, you are a nightmare to me!

[sucu]

Q: Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop?
A: He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.

[RallyCola]

As an owner of a horse, you are a nightmare to me!

yeah, please stop giving innocent horses the clap

[sukumvit boy]

Horses like being blown up the nostrils, apparently. I think its like tickling.
:dancing:Gee , thanks Stavros , I'll have to remember that if I'm ever in the mood for horsemeat.

[Rivz]

Oh My God those horse are hot, but the one on the left needs bigger tits.

[nysprod]

You're not gay, you're hay...

[Missbigdong]

As long as the horse blows you back

[SheWantsTheD]

Amazing Horse | 10 Hours - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWFBqiUgspg)

[Jackal]

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and steed.

[Stavros]

:dancing:Gee , thanks Stavros , I'll have to remember that if I'm ever in the mood for horsemeat.

No problem, dude. But I wouldn't want you to kill and eat them, unless you are in France or Italy.

[martin48]

Horse sex has a long pedigree - this from an Indian Temple carving

[Stavros]

Looks more like a pony, and why is it wearing a mask? Doesn't want to be identified? Also I suspect this was fertility treatment rather than boys night on the town. Also gives the lie to those stories in the press that most condoms are too big for Indian men... but let's not get into that.

[martin48]

Sometimes, you know, it's a difficult choice :)

[SammiValentine]

Hay fever???? Oh well at least you havent got muddled up with women eh, bird flu is serious !

[NightmareX0666]

Ok it is official we have officially been beating off...er dammit...beating a dead horse now.
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/122/7/8/beating_a_dead_horse_by_potatoehuman-d3fead4.jpg

[robertlouis]

I have it on good authority that fucking a Findus lasagne isn't quite the same.

[martin48]

I have it on good authority that fucking a Findus lasagne isn't quite the same.

Not if still frozen!

[SammiValentine]

I have it on good authority that fucking a Findus lasagne isn't quite the same.


i am glad i still havent found one :)

[martin48]

Best of both worlds?

[SammiValentine]

Best of both worlds?


mmmm I am getting a unihorn

[martin48]

mmmm I am getting a unihorn


Now you're talking

[SammiValentine]

Cant wait for ladys day at the national day now.

[tslvrnyc]

This thread is filled with human cisspecied privilege.

[SammiValentine]

This thread is filled with human cisspecied privilege.
lolz x

[robertlouis]

Cant wait for ladys day at the national day now.

Makes you feel sorry for the geldings. :(

[martin48]

Then again - I can see the attraction :)