Stoopid Tranny Jokes

[nysprod]

A MTF transsexual couple wanted to have a baby so they found a surrogate. Nine months later they're at the hospital nursery admiring their new bundle of joy.

"Look how well behaved our baby boy is, he's the only one not crying" says one of them.

"He is now," says the other. "But what's gonna happen when we take the pacifier out of his ass?"

[nysprod]

Q: What do you call the space between a tranny's tits?

A: Silicon Valley

[bluesoul]

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[Dino Velvet]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/gifs/fox_zimmerman_laughs_130703c1.gif

[nysprod]

Lmfaooo

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator about 10 feet long. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his dick and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The tranny down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

[nysprod]

Q. Why is divorcing a tranny so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

[nysprod]

Q. What do you do if your tranny starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

[Dino Velvet]

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[nysprod]

Q: How is a tranny like a condom?

A:Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

[Dino Velvet]

So funny The Gipper had to slap a broad.

http://i.imgur.com/yCjTt3b.gif

[nysprod]

Q. What did the tranny ask Dino the other night?

A. "Is it in?"

[Dino Velvet]

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/niccagesnlandysamberg.gif

[nysprod]

Lmao, Dino is the man!

Anyway, a guy walks into the house hand in hand with a tranny and says "this is the pig I've been fucking." His wife looks at him and says "that isn't a pig you moron, she's a tranny!"

So the guy looks at her and says "I wasn't talking to you."

[BeardedOne]

Sorry, I don't know any stopopid trannys.

[RallyCola]

Q: How is a tranny like a condom?

A:Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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[nysprod]

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly tranny?

A: Kick her brother in the jaw when he's blowing her.

[Dino Velvet]

http://flapship.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/walter-goggins-soa.jpg

[nysprod]

Poor Dino suffered the the ultimate rejection the other day...he was fapping and his hand fell asleep...

[RallyCola]

ok, you want some jokes...

how do 5 tgirls walk?
One Direction.

[RallyCola]

why can't a tgirl drive faster than 68mph?


because at 69, they blow a rod.

[RallyCola]

what did a tranny domme say to her lover when going on vacation?


can i help pack your shit?

[RallyCola]

why won't a tgirl date tom cruise?

because he's been in a few good men.

[RallyCola]

what is another name for an eskimo tgirl?


a snowblower.

[RallyCola]

why don't blondes in san fransisco where short skirts?


because their balls will show.

[RallyCola]

why where the 2 tgirl lawyers dismissed from their case?

they tried each other.

[Dino Velvet]

Poor Dino suffered the the ultimate rejection the other day...he was fapping and his hand fell asleep...

I'm such a stud Punishing Percy that I'm usually still grappling with my wiener long past my feet falling asleep and buttsweat cascading off the sides of the toilet bowl.

[RallyCola]

why was the tgirl speechless when she was caught blowing her bf tyrone johnson?

because she was caught with a foot in her mouth.

[RallyCola]

if 2 tgirls are having sex and die, which one goes to heaven?

the one that had her shit packed.

[RallyCola]

ok..i'm done for now....butt seriously, cum on, some of these jokes were funny.

[nysprod]

Rally, we appreciate the effort, but always remember most times less is more lmao

BTW, what do a proctologist and Rally have in common?

They can smell it but they can't eat it...

[nysprod]

Q: What's the difference between a tranny on hormones and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

[RallyCola]

Rally, we appreciate the effort, but always remember most times less is more lmao

BTW, what do a proctologist and Rally have in common?

They can smell it but they can't eat it...

ironically, 2 people did not like this post and i didn't vote on it yet.

[nysprod]

ironically, 2 people did not like this post and i didn't vote on it yet.

You know this is a joke thread and that I was kidding, yes?

[RallyCola]

oh...it's a joke thread huh....how about this.

a guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila.
bartender: what's the matter
guy: I just found out my brother likes tgirls and is marrying one.

a week passes and the guy returns to the bar and orders 15 shots of tequila
bartender: what happened now?
guy: i just found out my son likes tgirls and is having an affair with my brother's new wife

finally a month later, the dude goes back to the bar and orders 20 shots of tequila but says he can't pay for them.
bartender: what the fuck, doesn't anyone in your family like girls?
guy: apparently my wife does.

[RallyCola]

3 couples were on a cruise when it capsized and everyone died. before the pearly gates they stood waiting for judgement.

St. Peter said to the first, "Steve, I can't let you in. You were so greedy and loved money too much, you married a woman named Penny."

He turned to the next dude and said, "Brad, I can't let you in. You were so greedy and loved food too much, you even married a woman named Candy."

Nervously, Stan turned to his beloved wife, a transwoman named Kitty and said..."Wow hun, its a good thing you were never named Dick"

[RallyCola]

Sarah and her husband, Bob, were finally living the dream and bought a home. Bob was up on the roof and needed a handsaw. He called out for Sarah on the ground but she didn't understand him. He decided to try sign language and pointed to his knee for "need" and worked his arm back and forth in a sawing motion. Sarah nodded, whipped out her dick and started jerking off uncontrollably.

Bob, pissed off that she didn't understand him ran down the ladder and said, "what the hell are you doing...didn't you understand me"

Sarah said, "of course I did honey...i was trying to tell you I'm coming."

[RallyCola]

3 dudes met at a funeral home waiting for their wives to be cremated.
dude 1: my lisa loved nature, i'm going to spread her ashes at the grand canyon.
dude 2: my debbie was a gymnast. i'm going to spread her ashes at the next olympic games.
dude 3: my wife andrea was an amazing lover. i'm going to cook her ashes in a pot of chili so she can tear my ass up one more time.

[nysprod]

Rally, a quick yes or no question for you...do you remember your first blowjob?

[RallyCola]

yes...of course...there are very few things in life that are unforgettable and that is one of them.

why do you ask?

[nysprod]

Rally, a quick yes or no question for you...do you remember your first blowjob?


yes...of course...there are very few things in life that are unforgettable and that is one of them.

why do you ask?


I'm just curious how long it took for the guy to cum...

[RallyCola]

I'm just curious how long it took for the guy to cum...

silly silly man...i didn't care if your dad came while sucking me off...i'm a selfish lover.

[SheWantsTheD]

I'm just curious how long it took for the guy to cum...

Lol you got that from the Sopranos:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sopranos:_Season_2



Paulie Walnuts: Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got. How 'bout you, you remember your first blowjob?
Silvio Dante: Yeah, of course.
Paulie Walnuts: How long did it take for the guy to come?

[SammiValentine]

Lol you got that from the Sopranos:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sopranos:_Season_2

i like making my bed then saying


ohhhhhhhhh its a made bed (in a really bad accent, wearing a quality tracksuit)

#goodtimes

[SammiValentine]

I went to my shrink(pysch) the other week, I was wearing a skin tight dress made out of clingfilm......


"Well I can clearly see your nuts" he said.............



boooooooooooooom its the way you telllllllllllllll them.

[nysprod]

Lol you got that from the Sopranos:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Sopranos:_Season_2

Maybe, but I got rally to go for it lmao

Btw, I'm gonna do a stand up show and charge between $5 and $20...the $5 seats will be in front and the further back you go the more expensive they get...actually, if you pay me $40, you don't even have to come...

[SammiValentine]

Maybe, but I got rally to go for it lmao

Btw, I'm gonna do a stand up show and charge between $5 and $20...the $5 seats will be in front and the further back you go the more expensive they get...actually, if you pay me $40, you don't even have to come...


So how much is it to stand up?:) I hate misleading adverts :D

[nysprod]

So how much is it to stand up?:) I hate misleading adverts :D

You're not having any problems sitting down, are you?

[SammiValentine]

im a stand up guy..................................... hahah sopranos:| i am not really a guy i just got a big clitty. xxx

[nysprod]

im a stand up guy..................................... hahah sopranos:| i am not really a guy i just got a big clitty. xxx

So the rumors are true?

[RallyCola]

nys...stop while your ahead. i'm pretty sure you couldn't make anything on sammi stand up.

[RallyCola]

why did nysprod get slapped by a tgirl at the bar?

because he asked if he could push her stool in.

[RallyCola]

four tgirls were in a hot tub and they noticed a bit of cum floating to the top with the bubbles.

one of them says..."Ok, who the fuck just farted"

[RallyCola]

what's the difference between a tgirl and a refrigerator?

when you pull your meat out of a fridge, it doesn't fart

[RallyCola]

what's the difference between a gay joke and a transsexual joke?

the transsexual joke goes both ways!

[RallyCola]

A dude walks into a bar and a couple steps in, he realizes it's a tgirl hangout but he says what the heck and stays. When his waitress comes up, she asks, "what the name of your penis?"

dumbfounded the guy says "I don't have a name for it...all i want is a drink." she replies, "Well I can't serve you until you tell me its name...house rules!"

The guy thinks, and asks her what is the name of her penis and she replies, "Nike" because I want you to "just do it".

He thinks and turns to the girl next to him and says, "What's the name of your penis?" With a grin, she says, "Timex, because it takes a lickin and keeps on ticking"

He thinks for a while and calls the waitress back and orders a beer. She says, "well, what is it's name"

He replies "Secret because its strong enough for a man but made for a woman"

[nysprod]

Rally may sound like an idiot but don't let that fool you...he really is an idiot lol

Btw, you only need to know two things about having a tranny girlfriend...keep your mouth shut and your wallet open...

[RallyCola]

Rally may sound like an idiot but don't let that fool you...he really is an idiot lol

Btw, you only need to know two things about having a tranny girlfriend...keep your mouth shut and your wallet open...

such hostility? did your hand cheat on you again and jerk off the guy in the bathroom next to you? idle hands are the devil's play things.

[nysprod]

such hostility? did your hand cheat on you again and jerk off the guy in the bathroom next to you? idle hands are the devil's play things.

Lmfaooo...good one!