Wil u b my grlfriend?

[LilyRox]

Ok in all seriousness why do some people ask to be girlfriend/boyfriend through 1 electronic message when you haven't even talked? I mean is this a joke? How do you respond to that? I normally say "I don't know you". I'm not sure if that's a dick move or what lol.

[dderek123]

Wil u b my grlfriend?

[LilyRox]

Haha. Pleaseee be my girlfriend. I jack off to you everyday. We are practically marriage status.

[dderek123]

We are perrrrrfffect together :)

[Nikka]

hahahahaha

[Ben in LA]

Now are you two ladies talking about the same fella? PM me if you don't want to answer here muahahah...

[Autumn516]

Ok in all seriousness why do some people ask to be girlfriend/boyfriend through 1 electronic message when you haven't even talked? I mean is this a joke? How do you respond to that? I normally say "I don't know you". I'm not sure if that's a dick move or what lol.
i dont think it's a dick move lily....i mean how can you be someones significant other without even knowing them...even thought they might think they know you...

[Prospero]

No I won't be your girlfriend Lily. Not even your penpal

[Dino Velvet]

What ever happened to a fella just inviting a gal out for some pie, coffee, and a porno?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/TaxiDriver-1.png

Taxi Driver - Travis and Betsy - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l2hwkqmHxU)

Taxi Driver - "Dirty movie" scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDKaiXRE9cw)

Taxi Driver : Travis bombs with Betsy - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0CChQG3D0A)

TaxiDriver-I realize now how much she's just like the others - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US2S38m-bC4)

[TSMichelleAustin]

Atleast once a month get a text from a random guy from an escort ad to be his gf. UMMM NO! I respond mean... "First off my number is not posted for your dating service. Number 2, if ur on escort ads looking for a gf u need to get your priority straight! And 3 why would I want a guy who trolls escort ads to be my bf?" Fuck them! I don't care how much of a dick move it is... it is stupid. If I wanted to date I would be on a dating site or posting that.

[RallyCola]

again, you've identified guys that can't separate fantasy from reality.

in all my years, i think the "will you be my gf" line worked once in 2nd grade.
now the "wanna fuck" approach...that's been far more successful.

[tsmirandameadows]

Equally bad is the "I thought you might like to see a picture of me" and what he sends is a dick shot... and this is the first time he has ever contacted you. What the hell goes through guys minds that they think this is going to impress a girl? Even if they are hung?

[crystalsopen]

:iagree:
I've gone for the second line a couple time (its kind of embarrassing :hide-1:).

again, you've identified guys that can't separate fantasy from reality.

in all my years, i think the "will you be my gf" line worked once in 2nd grade.
now the "wanna fuck" approach...that's been far more successful.

[Autumn516]

Equally bad is the "I thought you might like to see a picture of me" and what he sends is a dick shot... and this is the first time he has ever contacted you. What the hell goes through guys minds that they think this is going to impress a girl? Even if they are hung?
ha..its amazing that some guys would think that works...

[wearboots4me]

Ok in all seriousness why do some people ask to be girlfriend/boyfriend through 1 electronic message when you haven't even talked? I mean is this a joke? How do you respond to that? I normally say "I don't know you". I'm not sure if that's a dick move or what lol.


Saying "I don't know you" is not a dick move, if you really don't know the person. It's not a mean thing to say at all, it's just stating a fact. Any guy that would ask you that, in those words is probably a very socially awkward person, who finds it difficult to relate to others.

[Rivz]

But...but..we're soulmates. We have so much in common..you have a penis...I have a penis...match made in heaven. LOL!

[robertlouis]

Ok in all seriousness why do some people ask to be girlfriend/boyfriend through 1 electronic message when you haven't even talked? I mean is this a joke? How do you respond to that? I normally say "I don't know you". I'm not sure if that's a dick move or what lol.

If he also includes a pic of his dick but not his face, get him to the altar, fast.




Yes, I am being sarcastic. :)