So Fucking Stoned

[Dino Velvet]

Lost my phone then got up to look all over the house for it. Checked the truck and wasn't there either. Got really frustrated then called the number from land line. The phone ended up being a foot and a half away from me the whole time hidden behind my can of soda. If dry-mouth woulda kicked in this stressful incident would not have occurred.

[Tapatio]

Look into Obamacare.

You might qualify for special needs care.

Or maybe a helper monkey!

[rockabilly]

I've had moments like that.

[Michelle Firestone]

Time spent wasted is never wasted.

[nevada64]

Reminds me of my Oregon days Dino. Irieites....

[Dino Velvet]

My memory is turning into dogshit. Can't remember if I was gonna Google something or watch a YouTube video. If I don't click quick enough all is lost. Probably hit me hours later on the road then forget again when I get back home. Good times.

[underdog6]

Look into Obamacare.

You might qualify for special needs care.

Or maybe a helper monkey!

So a helper monkey. I don't think Obama will help him.

[Dino Velvet]

So a helper monkey. I don't think Obama will help him.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/2ela1pt_zpsd754b917.gif

[algebra1900]

Lost my phone then got up to look all over the house for it. Checked the truck and wasn't there either. Got really frustrated then called the number from land line. The phone ended up being a foot and a half away from me the whole time hidden behind my can of soda. If dry-mouth woulda kicked in this stressful incident would not have occurred.

I suggest you lay off the indica dominant strains, they will give you that dopey stone.

[Dino Velvet]

I suggest you lay off the indica dominant strains, they will give you that dopey stone.

I like the stuff so strong you almost feel like there is a needle hanging out of your arm. The side effects are acceptable.

[fred41]

I like the stuff so strong you almost feel like there is a needle hanging out of your arm. The side effects are acceptable.

I honestly don't know if it's weed or age related, but I'm constantly searching for words lately. I'll start a sentence and have to drop off in the middle of it because I can't bring up the word I'm looking for - even though it's usually of common usage.
It probably is more age related, but it sucks.
Luckily if I smoke more weed this will cease to bother me.

[algebra1900]

I honestly don't know if it's weed or age related, but I'm constantly searching for words lately. I'll start a sentence and have to drop off in the middle of it because I can't bring up the word I'm looking for - even though it's usually of common usage.
It probably is more age related, but it sucks.
Luckily if I smoke more weed this will cease to bother me.

How much alcohol have you consumed in your life? What is your sleep like? What is your diet like? There are a lot of old people who are brilliant, you just not realize you're worn down.

[Dino Velvet]

Luckily if I smoke more weed this will cease to bother me.

Absolutely. Embrace and redouble your efforts. Being a legit stony motherfucker requires serious commitment. Cane your brain so you feel no pain.

[Dino Velvet]

Can't remember if I was gonna Google something or watch a YouTube video.

Just came back to me. Better go quickly now...

[speedking59]

back in my younger days was smoking opium laced hash joints with friends. wanted to grab a beer but the kitchen looked so far away. finally got up, made my way to the kitchen and forgot why i went there. someday i'll tell about the breathing pork chops i encountered on psilocyibin.

[Dino Velvet]

back in my younger days was smoking opium laced hash joints with friends. wanted to grab a beer but the kitchen looked so far away. finally got up, made my way to the kitchen and forgot why i went there. someday i'll tell about the breathing pork chops i encountered on psilocyibin.

God dang, Speed King 59, you'd be fun as all heck to party with. I'd be happy to share my weed if I could hear some good druggie stories. I got some hash too.

[jimbo1974]

Im more of a sweet sherry man.

[aktrik]

happens to me all the time...............

[Tina Francis]

HA would be a bore without Dino's stoned ramblings and Nikka's broken Ingles postings. They should do a public access cable show. Do they still do those? I saw some weird shit in the 80's - 90's.

[Prospero]

It has been years since I did anything apart from hash and weed. Got scared when I took some speed for an evening at a Hawkwind concert but thought it had no effect, so doubled the dose and was awake for a week!

[luvs2lick1385]

I've been smoking weed for over 45 years.
I find I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit).

[Dino Velvet]

HA would be a bore without Dino's stoned ramblings and Nikka's broken Ingles postings. They should do a public access cable show. Do they still do those? I saw some weird shit in the 80's - 90's.

I like the crap outta Nicole Montero and would jump at the opportunity to work with her. She's loco and I'm certifiable and we just gotta figure out how to make it happen because she isn't allowed in America. Maybe I get kicked out of America and we meet in the middle somewhere to shoot a pilot. Shooting a pilot is a great idea for a first episode and would be even better if we tortured him first.

[Tina Francis]

ROFLMAO!!!...'Shoot a pilot'...'To Shoot A Pilot'. A wannabe t-porn producer hires a former Chilean drug gang hitman who has been disavowed by the gang because of his desire to transition to female. The producer hires her to shoot a pilot film. Her poor grasp of the language has her thinking she has been hired to actually shoot some aircraft pilot.

This is just a rough outline; but the possibilities are endless.

I had no idea Nikki can't come to America. Why not, if it's not too personal.

[martin48]

Gets worse as you get older. Passed not being able to remember the kids' names, can't remember if I have kids

[Dino Velvet]

I had no idea Nikki can't come to America. Why not, if it's not too personal.

If they made film about my Russian Grandfather it would be called 80,000 Heads In Duffel Bag. He came to America having ship baptized by Atlantic made holy again only having to drop -off from name keeping everyone in dark about how many he off'd back home.

As for Nicole, she's turned so many tricks she'd be in quarantine far past her expiration date when she can no longer still charge for the sex.

[Dino Velvet]

Had the TV on the last 2 hours thinking I was watching the news. I was. ESPN News. Seemed a little odd because of the many reports of murder, rape, deadbeat fathers, and endless tales of other abuse.

[speedking59]

God dang, Speed King 59, you'd be fun as all heck to party with. I'd be happy to share my weed if I could hear some good druggie stories. I got some hash too.
remind me to tell you about the time ( was about 17) went to Starved Rock, IL with 3 bus loads of folks from the Cabrini-Green housing projects. turned a bunch of guys on to acid. we had a ball until the state police came and threw us out of the park.

[Dino Velvet]

remind me to tell you about the time ( was about 17) went to Starved Rock, IL with 3 bus loads of folks from the Cabrini-Green housing projects. turned a bunch of guys on to acid. we had a ball until the state police came and threw us out of the park.

OK. Can you tell me about the time ( you were about 17) you went to Starved Rock, IL with 3 bus loads of folks from the Cabrini-Green housing projects?

[speedking59]

more drug debauchery for Dino: had been speeding for a couple of weeks on desoxyn, no sleep for 4 or 5 days. smoked some really good weed and had the most incredible hallucinations. elephants running across the wall, good stuff like that.

full disclosure: have not had a drink for 24 years, no drugs for 30 years.

[Dino Velvet]

more drug debauchery for Dino: had been speeding for a couple of weeks on desoxyn, no sleep for 4 or 5 days. smoked some really good weed and had the most incredible hallucinations. elephants running across the wall, good stuff like that.

full disclosure: have not had a drink for 24 years, no drugs for 30 years.

Good shit. I don't do the cocaine anymore since that one Super Bowl party in 1997. I stick with weed and an occasional drink of liquor. Mainly bong hits washed down with Coke Zero.

Great clip here too.

Davey and the Son of Goliath (MAD TV) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb8GBSbBES0)