Simon Cowell gets breast implants (tranny related)

[Kevin Dong]

Looking swole Simon.
Dude has the money to hire the best trainers and dieticians. Why do this to yourself? I always just assumed he worked out anyways just for health and to look good but not big.

[SammiValentine]

mmmmm cut or uncut ??

[Stavros]

So you see, Britain has talent...

[SammiValentine]

Things are looking rather perky indeed :D

[Donkey]

This has got to be fake. I don't think Simon is that stupid.

[broncofan]

This has got to be fake. I don't think Simon is that stupid.
Vanity is a strange animal though. A very stupid thing to do, but not necessarily a stupid person who does it. I hope you're right though.

[SammiValentine]

Wonder if they went in under the armpit or through his big hairy nipples?

[Donkey]

I think Simon is more the type to get a bottle of testosterone and a personal trainer, if he's feeling the need to get fit. I just can't see him going this route.

[SammiValentine]

I think he likes to play house with Dale Winton.

[fred41]

I think Simon is more the type to get a bottle of testosterone and a personal trainer, if he's feeling the need to get fit. I just can't see him going this route.

It could just be a funny way the T-Shirt is sitting on his usual man boobs, but if it was the results of a personal trainer then his arms would be getting bigger also, since presses generally work the triceps a bit also...but that doesn't seem to be the case.
Just have to wait and see...he'll be at a beach eventually and implants on men always seem obvious.

[Kevin Dong]

I think Simon is more the type to get a bottle of testosterone and a personal trainer, if he's feeling the need to get fit. I just can't see him going this route.

What are you saying he just does a lot of bench press and that's it? What about the rest of him? What you said makes 0 sense. Look at his arms. Look at his forearms. There is no way a person can have a chest like that from training unless they are using triple digit weights. Testosterone will never give you that look. The man went and got breast implants. Nobody takes steroids and grows a set of tits overnight. That's delusional mainstream thinking.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2524440/Simon-Cowell-leaves-pregnant-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman-shade-showing-pumped-chest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2524440/Simon-Cowell-leaves-pregnant-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman-shade-showing-pumped-chest.html)

[fred41]

Look at his arms. Look at his forearms.

I even think it's kind of funny that he rolls up the sleeves on his Tee like he's got guns and he's actually got...well nothing...it doesn't look like his arms strained under anything - EVER.

[Kevin Dong]

I even think it's kind of funny that he rolls up the sleeves on his Tee like he's got guns and he's actually got...well nothing...it doesn't look like his arms strained under anything - EVER.

It's like he's 17 all over again except he's got millions and a hot wife and a family and nothing to prove. At that point the only reason to work out is to live longer.

[robertlouis]

Things are looking rather perky indeed :D

I always thought he was a bit of a tit....... :banana:

[robertlouis]

I think he likes to play house with Dale Winton.




You're a cunning little minx as ever, Sammi.

So Simon was the Trolley Dolly in Supermarket Sweep!

For 'Merkin readers, this is Dale Winton. And he might, just might, be gay. :ignore:

His tan is available on the Dulux colour chart as Tahiti Flame.

[fred41]

It's like he's 17 all over again except he's got millions and a hot wife and a family and nothing to prove. At that point the only reason to work out is to live longer.

Agreed...except age has a terrible affect on extreme vanity. Age bruises the ego in an exceptionally vain person. This leaves him two choices: work your ass off - especially since working out for looks on top of health at his age is going to take some time , effort...and usually a certain amount of pain...
...or get some work done and hope nobody notices. I would guess the average person of this type of personality would combine the two - maybe some face work (perhaps some lipo)..and a good workout routine. An example would maybe be Tom Cruise (although he also needs the physique since he still does action movies, but the vanity is clearly there also).
If the pics are wrong and nothing was done...fine. However, if he really got pec implants at this point...then for all his wealth and social status - he's just a silly douche bag

[littletwink]

OMG, those are GREAT titties! As an effeminate male, I'm sure he's quite proud of them. I know I would be.

[Donkey]

What are you saying he just does a lot of bench press and that's it? What about the rest of him? What you said makes 0 sense. Look at his arms. Look at his forearms. There is no way a person can have a chest like that from training unless they are using triple digit weights. Testosterone will never give you that look. The man went and got breast implants. Nobody takes steroids and grows a set of tits overnight. That's delusional mainstream thinking.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2524440/Simon-Cowell-leaves-pregnant-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman-shade-showing-pumped-chest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2524440/Simon-Cowell-leaves-pregnant-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman-shade-showing-pumped-chest.html)
Easy, Killer. You completely misconstrued my post. I meant the photo is fake, i.e. photoshop.

[Stavros]

Maybe he should stop wearing t-shirts?

http://thedvrfiles.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/simon-cowell-tight-t-shirt.jpg

Or trying to imitate The Hoff...?

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/EhW8O5Nz5JfVtCaRgy8Hyg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD04OTU7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/289/2012/08/09/SimonCowell-StTropez080912-jpg_180701.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRc8aDatkIVWjTklgrUcMT6OmNNdpH4Q RcDQj14OgcDE43xAUYS3Q

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPS2pXywFjDboZdNsfnTArXx6PIbTIg ceI1SIzEYECn9onuy3m
But there was a time when he looked like a 1970s footballer...from up north somewhere...

[SammiValentine]

Wonder if he likes girly fun?

[Infern0]

sheer laziness.

A dude that rich has plenty of time to work out, can afford the best personal trainers and nutritionists to prepare the perfect diet etc etc

What i would give to have those resources for fitness

For reference, here's a pic of Stallone when he was the age cowell is now

http://wodumedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Sylvester-Stallone-as-Jack-Carter-in-Warner-Brothers-Get-Carter-2000-5.jpg

Granted he's probs on roids, but stil...

[maxpower]

This whole thread is more thought than should have ever been used up on Simon Cowell. Ever.

[Kevin Dong]

Stallone is juiced to the tits, and with the recent trend of bodybuilders dropping like flies and going on dialysis left, right, and centre I sure hope he's taking notice. Always loved Stallone. Mr. Cowell is a harsh critic himself, and I can understand where he's coming from I just can't believe he went from owning a Bugatti Veyron to getting boobies. The man has accomplished more than I could ever dream of whether I like him or not is irrelevant. He is in very good shape for his age and did not need anything IMO.

Donkey - I wasn't trying to be hostile towards you. Just wanted to provoke some critical thinking on your part. Sorry if it came off rude.

[SammiValentine]

I am starting to worry this was a "serious" thread. Should i take my handbag and go dance near gary barlow instead ?:(

[danthepoetman]

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[Dino Velvet]

Pecs but no deltoids. No triceps either. At least he can muster the actual barbaric force to lift a pack of menthols. Kinda like Carson Daly too with a face made for a fist.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=660091&stc=1&d=1387395743

[Kevin Dong]

Pecs but no deltoids. No triceps either. At least he can muster the actual barbaric force to lift a pack of menthols. Kinda like Carson Daly too with a face made for a fist.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=660091&stc=1&d=1387395743

welcome back buddy! :dancing:

[Stavros]

I am starting to worry this was a "serious" thread. Should i take my handbag and go dance near gary barlow instead ?:(

Who is Gary Barlow...no...don't tell me...your dad? Does he play footie too?

[SammiValentine]

Who is Gary Barlow...no...don't tell me...your dad? Does he play footie too?

haha he was the fat one in take that :O

Disclaimer* I only know who take that was cos sadly I was in school then..:P

[robertlouis]

haha he was the fat one in take that :O

Disclaimer* I only know who take that was cos sadly I was in school then..:P


Cor. Your dad was the fat one in Take That? He gets around a bit. :wiggle:

[Dino Velvet]

welcome back buddy! :dancing:

Thanks.


Who is Gary Barlow...no...don't tell me...your dad? Does he play footie too?

I think this is him and he's more bitey than footie.

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/30/m9I7xm8FX0mr30DZ4ELVqA2.gif

[Ben]

Looking swole Simon.
Dude has the money to hire the best trainers and dieticians. Why do this to yourself? I always just assumed he worked out anyways just for health and to look good but not big.

This'll lead to nightmares....

[robertlouis]

See that pout? He's on a high estrogen dose as well!

[Ben]

More pics... that'll lead to nightmares.
Tom Cruise -- :eek: