The Art of Chasing

[nysprod]

Hopefully those new to chasing will find this useful, but I would imagine that even the seasoned pro will be able to glean some gems from within. Feel free to ad your own ideas and some pics, too.

1. All chasing is based on deception

[nysprod]

2. Appear to not be horny when you are.

[nysprod]

3. When we are near, we must make the transsexual believe we are far away.

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4. One may know how to chase without being able to do it.

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5. One mark of a great chaser is that he chases on his own terms or not at all.

[danthepoetman]

Funny and nicely done, Nysprod...

[Falling]

LoL this needs a live action breakdown...

[youngblood61]

Good stuff Nysprod.

[nysprod]

Funny and nicely done, Nysprod...


LoL this needs a live action breakdown...


Good stuff Nysprod.

No Prob, just trying to give something back.

6. All is fair in chasing and war

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7.He who wishes to chase must first count the cost

[nysprod]

8. If it is to your advantage, make a forward move; if not, stay
where you are.

http://i.imgur.com/JET8v3F.gif

[nysprod]

9. In the wise chaser's plans, considerations of advantage and of disadvantage will be blended together.

[nysprod]

10. If you know the TG and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred chases.

http://i.imgur.com/CvgAlga.gif

[nysprod]

11. The opportunity to successfully chase the Tgirl is provided by the TG herself.

http://i.imgur.com/ffXtfL7.gif

[robertlouis]

Does anyone else find that prod's posts here, excellent though they are, might just be straying in this direction? lol

Consider, Grasshopper....

[alpha2117]

Wax On, Whack Off?

[nysprod]

Does anyone else find that prod's posts here, excellent though they are, might just be straying in this direction? lol

Consider, Grasshopper....

I can say they are heavily influenced by the ancient and therefore are timeless.

[Beauty.x.Beauty]

This sounds so ridiculous lol.

[robertlouis]

This sounds so ridiculous lol.

Yep. Of something else also, remind me it does. :dancing:

[Beauty.x.Beauty]

LOL yoda

[nysprod]

This sounds so ridiculous lol.

The line between the ridiculous and the sublime cannot be heard.

[robertlouis]

The line between the ridiculous and the sublime cannot be heard.

Now that is SERIOUSLY gnomic. lol

[Beauty.x.Beauty]

Really? I don't see how something laughable and absurd can be compared to the definition of Sublime... but that comparison alone tells me I've already began to beat the dead horse with hope it will nay. ;)

[robertlouis]

Really? I don't see how something laughable and absurd can be compared to the definition of Sublime... but that comparison alone tells me I've already began to beat the dead horse with hope it will nay. ;)


Our good friend Prod has his tongue firmly in his cheek, but the thread, very appropriately for HA, may be on the point of vanishing up its own fundament, ably assisted by you and me, Ms Beauty. :whistle:

[nysprod]

Really? I don't see how something laughable and absurd can be compared to the definition of Sublime... but that comparison alone tells me I've already began to beat the dead horse with hope it will nay. ;)

Indeed, the seeing of what is laughable and absurd is no sign of sharp insight.

[robertlouis]

Indeed, the seeing of what is laughable and absurd is no sign of sharp insight.

Is your middle name Confucius?

[nysprod]

Is your middle name Confucius?

There are many names by which you may address me.

[BBaggins06]

Somewhere in China a terra cotta urn is spinning in it's mausoleum ...

[BBaggins06]

I'm just waiting for this one: “To know your Desire, you must become your Desire.” ;)

[robertlouis]

Is "pretentious twat" acceptable? :whistle: ;)

[nysprod]

Is "pretentious twat" acceptable? :whistle: ;)

I presume you know the difference between front and back, right hand and left hand?

[robertlouis]

I presume you know the difference between front and back, right hand and left hand?

Indeed. That was actually quite clever. Gold star for you.

[StinkyPete1000]

3. When we are near, we must make the transsexual believe we are far away.
Hahaha!! But how can I be near while creating the illusion of great distance!? What does that even mean!? How did you gain this great knowledge!? I have so many questions!!

Hahaha. This is great.

[nysprod]

Hahaha!! But how can I be near while creating the illusion of great distance!? What does that even mean!? How did you gain this great knowledge!? I have so many questions!!

Hahaha. This is great.

Thank you.

Being near or far need not always relate to physical proximity.

[nysprod]

12. To chase by bluster but afterwards take fright shows a supreme lack of intelligence.

[Tapatio]

Was Sun Tzu credited for his work on this thread? I may have missed that post.

[stan.smith]

LMAO!! this thread is AWESOME!!! keep em coming! reminds me of Ten Crack Commandmants!

[kingaddictx]

10. If you know the TG and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred chases.

http://i.imgur.com/CvgAlga.gif

This!:yingyang::yingyang:

[kingaddictx]

i'm sure tzu would be pround lol keep um coming.

[NightmareX0666]

"There's a force in the universe that makes things happen; all you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." -Ty Webb
http://back9network.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Chevy_Drink_Caddyshack3.gif

[camilla69cd]

GOOD chaser Only need one thing === $$$$$$$$$$$$$

stop activity too fantasy

ONLY......One....

The good chaser, SAVING----condenado


Sorry for my english

[nysprod]

13. Chasing opportunities multiply as they are seized.

http://i.imgur.com/WflccbQ.gif

[serial138]

Not one bad Confucius joke in the whole thread, I'm disappointed. I totally expected a few "Man who masturbate next to cash register will come in to money" jokes at the bare minimum.

[nysprod]

Not one bad Confucius joke in the whole thread, I'm disappointed. I totally expected a few "Man who masturbate next to cash register will come in to money" jokes at the bare minimum.

Some chasers you can never satisfy lmao

[nysprod]

14. When chasing, pretend inferiority and encourage her arrogance.

http://i.imgur.com/mnhV65V.gif

[nysprod]

15. One mark of a great chaser is that he chase on his own terms or not at all.

[nysprod]

16. Thus the expert in chasing moves the Tgirl, and is not moved by her.

http://i.imgur.com/xk7m0cf.gif

[kingaddictx]

17. There are 5 dangerous fault that may effect a chaser:

1) Recklessness which leads to destruction. 2)cowardice which leads to the lost of money 3) A quick temper which leads to jail 4) A huge ego which is sensitive to shame 5) Over concern for the tranny which leads to worry and manipulation.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meqch6gYuu1rwkbtf.gif
http://dbnaked.com/pictures/content/shemale/sites/shemalejapan/45341_Chuling_is_a_cross-dressing_cu/15.jpg

[CD_Sasha]

18. When walking into a bad situation:

Always have an escape backup plan "BRB, NEED TO GET CHIPS"
http://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5467/8907451831_defd90dfbf_n.jpg
http://1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/lays-potato-chips-regular.jpg?w=300&h=300

[nysprod]

18. When walking into a bad situation, always have an escape backup plan "BRB, NEED TO GET CHIPS"

19. The chaser who loses makes but few calculations beforehand.

http://i.imgur.com/X1FXiVo.jpg

[bruno_in_paris]

How about:

"The chaser knows when to seize an opportunity"

[nysprod]

Supreme excellence in chasing consists of overcoming resistance without having to chase

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[nysprod]

The process of chasing must be designed so as to enhance one's probabilities.


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[nysprod]

Thought I would add a few to this long-dormant thread:

Most of the energy of chasing is devoted to correcting the effects of mismanaged hormone therapy

Our real objective is not just chasing but productive chasing—chasing that will mean more shemales to consume

I'm in favor of chasing under any circumstance and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it’s possible

The most important single central fact about chasing transsexuals is that no sex takes place unless both parties benefit

Underlying most arguments against chasing is a lack of belief in chasing itself

There is no such thing as a free tranny

[ILuvGurls]

Thought I would add a few to this long-dormant thread:

Most of the energy of chasing is devoted to correcting the effects of mismanaged hormone therapy

Our real objective is not just chasing but productive chasing—chasing that will mean more shemales to consume

I'm in favor of chasing under any circumstance and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it’s possible

The most important single central fact about chasing transsexuals is that no sex takes place unless both parties benefit

Underlying most arguments against chasing is a lack of belief in chasing itself

There is no such thing as a free tranny

:iagree:

[KelliBlueEyes]

Hopefully those new to chasing will find this useful, but I would imagine that even the seasoned pro will be able to glean some gems from within. Feel free to ad your own ideas and some pics, too.

1. All chasing is based on deception

This thread was actually quite good nysprod, Gold star!


Thought I would add a few to this long-dormant thread:

Most of the energy of chasing is devoted to correcting the effects of mismanaged hormone therapy

Our real objective is not just chasing but productive chasing—chasing that will mean more shemales to consume

I'm in favor of chasing under any circumstance and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it’s possible

The most important single central fact about chasing transsexuals is that no sex takes place unless both parties benefit

Underlying most arguments against chasing is a lack of belief in chasing itself

There is no such thing as a free tranny

[nysprod]

This thread was actually quite good nysprod, Gold star!

Thanks, here are a few more:

Just as water retains no constant shape, so in chasing there are no constant conditions.

Success in chasing is gained by carefully accommodating ourselves to the tg's purpose.

The opportunity of chasing the mtf transsexual is provided by the mtf transsexual herself.

Whether in an advantageous position or a disadvantageous one, the opposite state should be always present to your mind.

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[Paladin]

This thread is Great. Thanks nys