Do You Remember the First Time You Came? (Purposely)

[KinkyDisaster]

It was a dark and stormy night. I had recently discovered porn on my new Windows Vista laptop, sitting on the toilet; the horror. I was watching Leili Koshi getting rammed in her Camoflage bikini. Never having stroked my hard cock, while the video was getting good, it felt like this thing between my legs was about to burst. I freaked the fuck out! :hide-1: silently, of course. I couldn't stop stroking it; I wouldn't stop! >:[ I thought I was going to die. :dead:
All of the sudden, a violent white eruption occurred. I was in shock for a few seconds. I miss that liberating feeling; but could never take 2 months off to see if it would feel that way again. >.>

Do you remember?

[danthepoetman]

Really?? My God! I was jerking off way before being able to ejaculate! To remember the first time I had an orgasm is like trying to remember the womb! -although an author of Swiss origins, Blaise Cendrars, pretends he does remember his months as a fetus, among many other flights of fancy...
I think we all have orgasm very early on. As to ejaculations, it was progressive for me; I still suppose it's the case for every one else, KinkyDisaster...

[saifan]

Yes... I was a preteen and it scared the shit out of me.

[KinkyDisaster]

I'll have to look into that. :geek:
I wasn't a very handsy kid (although, not being able to purchase Guinness, I guess I still am one.)

[bat1]

I was on the moon looking down on earth and saw Vaniity back in 1999

[Quiet Reflections]

I tried to think about this and can't for the life of me remember the first time but I do remember around the time that I realized how good it felt.

[Winkle]

When I was 13 I woke up to a wet bed a few times after having some dreams about having sex. I lived with my older sister so she used to change the sheets after finding them wet. At first I thought I had a bladder problem but my sister went on to tell me that I was having wet dreams, almost killing me with embarrassment.

Then the urge to touch my Winkle got too strong, I started bashing away one night and had my first orgasm and thought "Arghhhh what is this?! WTF?!" it was dark so at first I thought I'd burst a blood vessel and the sperm was blood, I was going crazy. I'd always previously thought that sperm just came out all the while when a man has sex I didn't realise there was an actual orgasm lol.

But after all of that I remember thinking this is Awesome.

[KinkyDisaster]

In the dark? Jesus; it must have been terrifying. :nervous:

[danthepoetman]

KinkyDisaster, reading these comments, I'm starting to wonder if I wasn't a completely perverse kid... ! :D

[KinkyDisaster]

It's kind of hard not to think about our bits. I wouldn't take it that way, danthepoetman, not that there's anything wrong with it. :dancing:

[Prospero]

Nope. But I recall it was pre-figured by some odd childhood games.

[stan.smith]

how old are you if ur first wank was watching porn on Windows Vista?! are u even legal to b on this site?! lol

[stan.smith]

Dan, im with you! i started masturbating before anything even came out.

[KinkyDisaster]

how old are you if ur first wank was watching porn on Windows Vista?! are u even legal to b on this site?! lol

Problem?
I'm 20. :] I only started masturbating because a friend of mine kept toying with my innocence, and I tried it. >_> It was all downhill from there. lol I shouldn't have fought it after the fact.