Would you masturbate using a dead fish?

[Wendy Summers]

This may be the next frontier in porn: Dolphins. And here's the first star... this fucker's as kinky as any TS porn star today, starting his career by masturbating using a dead fish. Look at that smile... look at that fucking. Fuck all the other has beens - here's the best new face of 2013...

Dolphin self masturbates with beheaded fish - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U)

[Tina Francis]

...Next title from Grooby..."Barracuda Blow Jobs"... :)

[beaufont]

I had concerns when I saw who started this thread as to what I would find when I entered.............pleased to see Wendy was not in the video clip :)

She's naughty but as long as Wendy keep's showing us her now famous derriere I am a happy chappy :salad

[Wendy Summers]

I had concerns when I saw who started this thread as to what I would find when I entered.............pleased to see Wendy was not in the video clip :)

She's naughty but as long as Wendy keep's showing us her now famous derriere I am a happy chappy :salad


It makes me proud that the worries it MIGHT be one of my sets rises to the top of your brain lol.

[beaufont]

Travis the Singing Trout - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgoMdrvaPJg)

[maxpower]

Barnes & Barnes - "Fish Heads" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGR_EgWfXfI)

[Felicia Katt]

they don't call it a blow hole for nothing :)

FK

[robertlouis]

I did think initially that calling somebody's cock a dead fish was the ultimate insult, but ***FISH PUN ALERT*** now I see we can skate over that aspect.

[GroobySteven]

It's the Christian XXX of dolphins!

[ymb469]

All I have to say is 2 girls, one cup...

Y'all know what I'm sayin'...

[Wendy Summers]

I did think initially that calling somebody's cock a dead fish was the ultimate insult, but ***FISH PUN ALERT*** now I see we can skate over that aspect.

Did you make that joke for the halibut?

[Stavros]

The sexual behaviour of animals, outside some mating, is rarely featured in wildlife documentaries, particularly if it is for pleasure or suggests same-sex activity. There are some examples of it in Chris Marker's astonishing film Sans Soleil...

Sans Soleil - Chris Marker (trailer 30th anniversary) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8j3MU9dw4)

[Jericho]

And here's the first star... this fucker's as kinky as any TS porn star today, starting his career by masturbating using a dead fish.

Heyyyyy....Yer waiting for yer new glasses...Wind up fucking a fish!
'tis an easy mistake to make. :shrug

[Wendy Summers]

The sexual behaviour of animals, outside some mating, is rarely featured in wildlife documentaries, particularly if it is for pleasure or suggests same-sex activity. There are some examples of it in Chris Marker's astonishing film Sans Soleil...

Sans Soleil - Chris Marker (trailer 30th anniversary) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8j3MU9dw4)

Like 2-3 years ago The Museum of Sex in NYC had an exhibit all about how pleasurable or same sex activity was often omitted... fascinating stuff.

[Stavros]

It is curious that sex is central to so much our lives but among animals is erased from the plethora of wildlife programmes that are made, or you watch a cameraman trying to catch the Bird of Paradise mate and its all over in a few seconds...I did once see a Bedouin (on film) helping a bull camel insert a very large penis into a cow -apparently some camels can't do it on their own...bizarre.

[robertlouis]

Heyyyyy....Yer waiting for yer new glasses...Wind up fucking a fish!
'tis an easy mistake to make. :shrug

Yep.

[robertlouis]

Did you make that joke for the halibut?

There's a time and plaice for everything. :dancing:

[Ananke]

The fish seemed to enjoy it....are you sure he was dead?

[trish]

Would I masturbate using a dead fish?
Deboned or rigorously firm?

[Prospero]

The fish seemed to enjoy it....are you sure he was dead?

Maybe not when they started....

[trish]

What a way to go!!

[martin48]

Let's hear it for fish fingers. Straight from the freezer

[Lovecox]

I've been masturbating for years using a dead fish ... it's called my wife!

Just kidding, I'm not even married.

[robertlouis]

Anyone here tried doing it with a LIVE fish?

This is HA - someone must have! :dancing: :hide-1: