Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[North323]

It's a good thing that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back: Nice Ass.

[Gina Valentine]

I'd fall for any of them! But, I'm kinda trashy...

[runround04]

Baby, did you just fall from heaven? Cause if you did, you every branch on the ugly tree during the fall.

That one doesnt work so well....

[Gillian]

Giggity ... :D

[TSBootyLondon]

I was once asked by a guy in a club the following...

GUY: Do you have a crash helmet with you tonight
ME: No why
GUY: Because your going to need it later to protect your head against the head board later!

I walked away feeling great sorrow for him lol (True tale)

[RallyCola]

spit on your finger and wipe it on her clothes.

then say..."hmm...we have to get you out of these wet clothes"

[trish]

Him: Shed ‘er clothes and brie my baby tonight. Please don’t make me blue.
Me: How curd I refuse?

[francisfkudrow]

I once used "If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" online, with no success.

[Ben in LA]

I used the "Hey baby what's your sign" line; of course she looked at me like a fool. Then I said "Isn't that line stupid?" We then got into a short convo about pickup lines.

We wound up going out the next weekend...and to this day are still friends.

[tsmirandameadows]

No one's ever approached me with a pick up line, although I did once have a guy try to get me to buy him a train ticket, and then when that failed he tried to hit on me.

I get being short on cash and stuff, but sorry dude, it's not hot when you don't have $5 to buy a gd train ticket.

[BeardedOne]

Would you like to come over to my place? My parents are out of town.

[North323]

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you I dropped mine.

[RallyCola]

this could work...or get your arrested.

walk up to a girl and introduce yourself, then ask her to spell it back. when she does, tell her you just wanted to be sure whe knew it because she'd be screaming it later. when she says "oh really" or something like that, say, "well yeah, because either i'm going to make deep, passionate love to you...or rape you'

[bluesoul]

according to my watch, you're missing your panties?
no? well- it must be 10 minutes fast!!!

i'm no weather man, but you can expect a couple of inches tonight!