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6reat6oat6od
09-12-2013, 06:22 AM
Scripture is my script. The script to my movie. The book of life is my book. The book to my life.

This is my story.

I was born in Oklahoma City, OK. OK to be gay.
Kathy Lee Crosby, the Hollywood transexual actress (shh, it's a secret) witnessed my birth.
Literally. No lies.
In addition, my Aunt Sandy is a tranny. Raggedy Anne and raggedy Andy.

When I was One years old, I moved to Perth, Australia.
Perth was the most pristine and clean place I've ever been.
Perth was the first place I went to on my journey across planet earth.
The most environmentally friendly city among many.

666 I sucked a 555 year old's dick. The game was “feed the baby”.

When I was 777, I moved to Shekou/Shenzehn.
Hong Kong/Shekou/Shenzehn/Guangzhou/Guangdong, China.
One hundred million people.
One international school.
One hundred students.
The most polluted place on the planet.
They pumped pollution in to the pearl river.
The air pollution caused a rash on my neck akin to chicken pox or pimplies. Had me itchin'.
My Mom bought the local milk.
My parents bought the poison milk despite public health warning.
When I was 888, the excess estrogen in the milk developed excema.
In addition, MSG, an addictive food additive, caused many health issues.
This is my MSG to the world.
Symptoms of the milk:
Hidradenitis Suppurativa
Man Boobies
Stretch Marks
Excema
Patchy body hair
Etc.

When I was 10, I moved to Bangkok, Thailand.
Bang=Sex.
Cock=Penis.
The most perverted place on the planet.
More prostitutes per capita than any other place.
Pedophiles purchase child prostitutes.
They travel to the tropics of Thailand to have sex with Transexuals.
Ladyboy/Kathoey—Sex Tourism.
Phuket/Pattaya/Patpong—three red light districts.
Phuket=fuck it.
Phuket is the plastic surgery and prostitution central of Thailand.
More people get SRS surgeries in Thailand than any other place.
SRS surgery—SRS bidness.

My family moved to Midland, TX.
The most conservative Christian part of the country.
I met Kiki and Kaycee Toller, the texan transexual.
I wound up with Kiki instead of Kaycee.
Midland, TX was straight KKK against the gays.
Kaycee was a real bitch with balls.
A punk rock chick with a dick.
I was a punk rock dude with boobs.
We had spikey hair.
We were horny.
I was insecure of my teets.
She was insecure of her humongous cock.
We never got together.
If we did we would've been together forever.
Man, that Harlot was hot as hell.

The Harlot became a Hindu hippie.
She went to college and dropped acid.
She got SRS surgery—that's SRS bidness.
She used to be a real bitch with balls but now...
She's just a fake hippie pussy.
Hope she enjoys her Karma Sutric sex with that Hippie boyfriend of hers.
Of course she can't cum.
SRS surgery and all.
What a cunt.
That cunt can't even cum.

Man I hate that Harlot fucking hippie.
I was a punk rock dude with boobs.
She was a punk rock chick with a dick.
Now the Harlot's a fake Hindu hippie cunt...
and I'm still a dude with boobs.

SRS is serious bidness, ladies.
That's your love organ.
Don't be a fake pussy.
Be a bitch with balls.

6reat6oat6od
09-12-2013, 06:24 AM
http://oi39.tinypic.com/256yd07.jpg

Jealous, ladies?

I'm all natural. You bitches straight plastic.

6reat6oat6od
09-12-2013, 06:26 AM
Message and motto of my story: don't cut off your cocks less you be a cunt.

Don't cut off your cocks you cunts. To put it blunt. Or else I'll give your cunt a punt.

That's your motherfuckin' love organ.

But hey, you know my motto, tit is what tit is.

No one wants to fuck your scrotum hole. Ew!

SRS is SRS bidness. Don't do that.

Please? Pretty please? Pretty please don't cut off your penis.

SIX SIX SIX

maxpower
09-12-2013, 06:53 AM
South Park - Mr Mackey - Drugs are bad MKAY - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7l8dx-h8M)

maddygirl
09-12-2013, 07:13 AM
http://oi39.tinypic.com/256yd07.jpg

Jealous, ladies?

I'm all natural. You bitches straight plastic.
Naaasty.

cassieukts
09-12-2013, 07:38 AM
as i said on the other boring as fuck post......what a fuckwit. a complete tool. a knobhead etc etc etc

Http
09-12-2013, 08:35 AM
dafaq?

maddygirl
09-12-2013, 08:36 AM
as i said on the other boring as fuck post......what a fuckwit. a complete tool. a knobhead etc etc etc
Agreed. And, that shirtless pic was vomit-worthy.

tsmirandameadows
09-12-2013, 09:18 AM
Has Prosper (http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?forums/prospers-funhouse.56/) found Hung Angels? The dude was harassing me on Steam for the longest time. I only put up with him because I thought he was legit mentally ill and didn't want to be mean to someone who was sick... Sure looks and sounds like him...

Quiet Reflections
09-12-2013, 09:22 AM
Has Prosper (http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?forums/prospers-funhouse.56/) found Hung Angels? The dude was harassing me on Steam for the longest time. I only put up with him because I thought he was legit mentally ill and didn't want to be mean to someone who was sick... Sure looks and sounds like him...
He probably won't be around long

Johnny.Blaze
09-12-2013, 03:43 PM
Legit cray cray !!! And what in Gods name is all that crud on the mirror? Dam, at least wipe it off if you're going to take a self pic...

maxpower
09-13-2013, 01:49 AM
And what in Gods name is all that crud on the mirror?


It's probably best not to know.

ibspoof
09-13-2013, 05:30 AM
Da Faq ?