Another strange model application.

[GroobySteven]

If you can make head or tail of this, you're a better person than I.

"Hi, my name is _______________ & I am an openly bisexual male with a special love for Tgirls. I fell in love with Carla Novaes when I first laid eyes on her in a Joey Silvera video She-Male Superstars #15. Wow, I missed #'s 1-14? Fuck, I hate that. Lol I am 46 yrs. Old 5'10" 165 lbs. Masc. Bi top but can be bottom if the scene calls for it. Not broken in yet anally but I am a professional actor & will prepare for my scenes with the likes of Carla Novaes & Leona Andrev (sic). I am very experienced in the art of fellatio & quite frankly Steven I love sucking big hard cocks. But I love women just as much & so I found the queen of all my dreams when I rented a DVD of "Tranny" porn, which I sometimes see referred to as SHE-MALE; which I believe is most apropos. I am totally into & comfortable with transgendered girls & not ashamed of my sexuality & I am cool with being seen on camera going down on the most beautiful she-Male cocks in the business. Carla Novaes should be the first girl I give deep throat action to as I am in love with her & would love to shoot some classy elegant scenes where I take Carla out on a date as I would any other beautiful woman & make out with her passionately in public like two teenagers finding out about the joys of oral sex for the first time. I am encouraging all VERY PASSABLE T-girls to be ready to make some hot sexy nasty porn wIth me & Vera as I am seducing 8" cut curved cocks.only. If you can host for2-3 hrs. You could be saving the day for a family of 4, an unwed mother, a transgendered person coping with reassignment surgery or a confused person with no knowledge of anything but a constant bulge in my Levi-Strauss 501 jeans. I am NOT trying to upstage the tgirl performers. Inew give my gratitude to all those who threw me a dime along the way. I am a serious actor/performer & I never let the audience down. I won't get scared.com is right behind me ."

[Ben in LA]

Hold on...where did that go anyway?

[Amy Gray]

"Hi, my name is _______________ & I am an openly bisexual male with a special love for Tgirls. I fell in love with Carla Novaes when I first laid eyes on her in a Joey Silvera video She-Male Superstars #15. Wow, I missed #'s 1-14? Fuck, I hate that. Lol I am 46 yrs. Old 5'10" 165 lbs. Masc. Bi top but can be bottom if the scene calls for it. Not broken in yet anally but I am a professional actor & will prepare for my scenes with the likes of Carla Novaes & Leona Andrev (sic). I am very experienced in the art of fellatio & quite frankly Steven I love sucking big hard cocks. But I love women just as much & so I found the queen of all my dreams when I rented a DVD of "Tranny" porn, which I sometimes see referred to as SHE-MALE; which I believe is most apropos. I am totally into & comfortable with transgendered girls & not ashamed of my sexuality & I am cool with being seen on camera going down on the most beautiful she-Male cocks in the business. Carla Novaes should be the first girl I give deep throat action to as I am in love with her & would love to shoot some classy elegant scenes where I take Carla out on a date as I would any other beautiful woman & make out with her passionately in public like two teenagers finding out about the joys of oral sex for the first time. I am encouraging all VERY PASSABLE T-girls to be ready to make some hot sexy nasty porn wIth me & Vera as I am seducing 8" cut curved cocks.only. If you can host for2-3 hrs. You could be saving the day for a family of 4, an unwed mother, a transgendered person coping with reassignment surgery or a confused person with no knowledge of anything but a constant bulge in my Levi-Strauss 501 jeans. I am NOT trying to upstage the tgirl performers. Inew give my gratitude to all those who threw me a dime along the way. I am a serious actor/performer & I never let the audience down. I won't get scared.com is right behind me ."

I'll have you know that it's very hard to write coherently with one hand occupied.

[Michelle Firestone]

Oh god I love all the apps you get.

[Amy Gray]

And look how concerned he is for families of 4, unwed mothers, and 8" uncut cocks! Now there is some character.

[bluesoul]

If you can host for2-3 hrs. You could be saving the day for a family of 4, an unwed mother, a transgendered person coping with reassignment surgery or a confused person with no knowledge of anything but a constant bulge in my Levi-Strauss 501 jeans. I am NOT trying to upstage the tgirl performers.

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[themaster]

Would you have taken the deal if he said he would pay you so he would do the scene?

[GroobySteven]

Would you have taken the deal if he said he would pay you so he would do the scene?

Nope. We're a production company - not a company for hire. I would have passed it onto some producers though. Are you still interested?

[ilovelamp]

Haha, that's awesome. The first half seemed somewhat honest and straightforward (though obviously clueless). But that last bit just got crazier and crazier.

[tao1kiku]

And this applicant is allowed to breed and make copies of himself! I weep for the future.

[freew]

Somewhere across the Los Angeles river...

[LilyRox]

I should start lying about my height and weight too... oh wait I don't have to.

[Lovecox]

Haha, that's awesome. The first half seemed somewhat honest and straightforward (though obviously clueless). But that last bit just got crazier and crazier.

I know! It's like whatever he took started kicking in while he was writing. Lol. I love shit like this.

[RallyCola]

quentin compson has nothing on this dude. what prose!


maybe he just wants a free trip to brazil.

[VictoriaVeil]

wtf?

[housekeeper]

I'm quite certain there are a lot of men watching adult videos, who feel they will have a chance to get laid if they make an appeal to be in videos, that doesn't impress me as being an unusual fantasy for men. For him to be under the impression that, wherever he is actually located, that he could realistically walk onto a porn set and be cast with Carla Novaes, shows this is little more than a grand fantasy.

[Rabbiteyes]

Soooo....did he get the job? :o

[RallyCola]

Soooo....did he get the job? :o

probably. its steven, he will hire anyone. :dancing: