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Wendy Summers
09-04-2013, 10:11 PM
Apparently for the past week Chobani has had contaminated yogurt on the market. I didn't know this and ate some.

I'm going to be so pissed if I die from this. I'm a fucking porn star. I should die from drug OD or STD or violence. NOT from eating a healthy snack full of protein.

And yes that's yogurt on me... Not cum
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For the record: in not really worried about dying from this lol
bubbski
09-04-2013, 10:56 PM
Yeah I got some bad Chobani, too. Luckily for me, the aluminium seal blew up and spewed all over the refrigerator before I could eat it and harm myself. Feel better!
Wendy Summers
09-04-2013, 11:24 PM
Yeah I got some bad Chobani, too. Luckily for me, the aluminium seal blew up and spewed all over the refrigerator before I could eat it and harm myself. Feel better!

You knew there was bad chobani and didn't warn me? Glad to see you have my back lol.
VictoriaVeil
09-04-2013, 11:30 PM
I've never seen you eat yogurt. I call shenanigans ...
surf4490
09-05-2013, 12:07 AM
WTF is Chobani ?
SXFX
09-05-2013, 05:05 AM
Ah come on just lick it
robertlouis
09-05-2013, 05:25 AM
Apparently for the past week Chobani has had contaminated yogurt on the market. I didn't know this and ate some.

I'm going to be so pissed if I die from this. I'm a fucking porn star. I should die from drug OD or STD or violence. NOT from eating a healthy snack full of protein.

And yes that's yogurt on me... Not cum
620523

For the record: in not really worried about dying from this lol



If you DO die, Wendy, can you leave Amy Gray to me in your will? :dead:
Vladimir Putin
09-05-2013, 06:38 AM
Wendy, you have 24 hours to live. Go out and have all the sex you want while there's still time!
Ms.Stepford
09-05-2013, 08:29 AM
I ate unpasteurized yogurt on the economy in Iraq. I just felt like I had bugs in my stomach and shit a lot. It can get way worse!
runround04
09-05-2013, 08:57 AM
Wallpaper Paste>Chobani

I always knew health food was bad for ya lol
bubbski
09-05-2013, 08:52 PM
Wendy: I thought it was an isolated issue until I saw that you also had a bad Chobani experience simultaneously.

It's now hit the national news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/05/chobani-recall_n_3872550.html

The containers are marked with the code 16-012 and expiration dates Sept. 11 to Oct. 7.
BigBlackMan
09-05-2013, 09:30 PM
You're going to die. You can give me your screen name
Michelle.
09-05-2013, 11:49 PM
Cabot Greek yoghurt, yummy. Add some mint or cinnamon for no cal added flavor.
Wendy Summers
09-06-2013, 01:24 AM
You're going to die. You can give me your screen name

Lolz why would you want my screen name?