Fucking Hairy Jew!!!!

[GroobySteven]

This is Jew, a new girl from Ladyboy-Ladyboy.com and she wants to get a fucking!

[Prospero]

Got any girls called Swastika?

[GroobySteven]

Got any girls called Swastika?

Nope but seen a few with those as tatts.

[rbiller]

If she is a Jew why isn't she circumcised? LOL

[GroobySteven]

If she is a Jew why isn't she circumcised? LOL

I was waiting for some smart alec to say that!

[nysprod]

It's a dumbass friggin' name anyway.

[GroobySteven]

It's a dumbass friggin' name anyway.

Takes a dumbass to know one.

[nysprod]

Takes a dumbass to know one.

Not really, just as you don't have to be a farmer to know that milk comes from cows.

[GroobySteven]

Not really, just as you don't have to be a farmer to know that milk comes from cows.

Got that right - I smelled bullshit from your first posts.

[nysprod]

Got that right - I smelled bullshit from your first posts.

Lol...right, there's no bullshitting a bullshitter.

[Jericho]

Yah think they made a meal out of the matrix, the Cohen brothers are going to have a field day with this one!

[dderek123]

When I was little I used to think that the song 'Hey Jude' by The Beatles was actually 'Hey Jew'. Kids are stupid.

[Jericho]

When I was little I used to think that the song 'Hey Jude' by The Beatles was actually 'Hey Jew'. Kids are stupid.

Lolz for the win
Fuck...I'm not even going there...too much!

[dderek123]

Lolz for the win
Fuck...I'm not even going there...too much!

For a good chuckle just think of the part at the end of the song where Paul is spazzing out. "Hey Jew Jew Jewy Jewy!"

[Toadily]

This is Jew, a new girl from Ladyboy-Ladyboy.com and she wants to get a fucking!
A little race baiting here, I thought this was going to be a fire storm thread. :hide-1:

[youngblood61]

Nice.

[LilyRox]

Had me all excited to see a perfect cut cock :(

[nysprod]

Had me all excited to see a perfect cut cock :(

Like mine...

[nysprod]

For a good chuckle just think of the part at the end of the song where Paul is spazzing out. "Hey Jew Jew Jewy Jewy!"

Just for a chuckle, think of you being a spaz and your name is like duh duh duh dick!

[francisfkudrow]

So she's an Asian t-girl who's name is Jew? Wow, neo-Nazis must REALLY despise her!

[GroobySteven]

When I was little I used to think that the song 'Hey Jude' by The Beatles was actually 'Hey Jew'. Kids are stupid.

I always thought that "... the devil has a sideboard for me ... " (name the song?)

[rbiller]

Glad I didn't disappoint Sennchai.

[dderek123]

I always thought that "... the devil has a sideboard for me ... " (name the song?)

Haha, Bohemian Rhapsody!

Yeah that one has some lyrics in it that I still don't get.

[Prospero]

There was one I remember by a long forgotten duo England Dan and John Ford Coley called "I'd really like to see you tonight" where the chorus started with what i always heard as "I'm not talking about meridian..."

[dderek123]

How about Jimi Hendrix?

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

[Johnny.Blaze]

One thing I've always hated about Ladyboys is their names. Why must they always be names that are almost impossible to search for online? I mean say you like this girl, how you gonna search for her. type in Ladyboy Jew? Shemale Jew? It drove me bonkers when I first saw Ladyboy Cartoon. But to search for her was near impossible. Every search I got was actual shemale cartoons. No offense but Ladyboys do have some of the oddest names...

[GroobySteven]

One thing I've always hated about Ladyboys is their names. Why must they always be names that are almost impossible to search for online? I mean say you like this girl, how you gonna search for her. type in Ladyboy Jew? Shemale Jew? It drove me bonkers when I first saw Ladyboy Cartoon. But to search for her was near impossible. Every search I got was actual shemale cartoons. No offense but Ladyboys do have some of the oddest names...

Odd to you maybe but not to their culture. Jew or Cartoon, may not be the same meaning at all and are likely romanized translations of their Thai "nicknames" based on how the photographer or another Westerner thinks they should be. Hence, Porn, or Poo isn't really named for pornographic material or faeces.

[nysprod]

Odd to you maybe but not to their culture. Jew or Cartoon, may not be the same meaning at all and are likely romanized translations of their Thai "nicknames" based on how the photographer or another Westerner thinks they should be. Hence, Porn, or Poo isn't really named for pornographic material or faeces.

So if ladyboy Poo does another set, are you gonna title the thread "Fucking Smelly Poo"?

[GroobySteven]

So if ladyboy Poo does another set, are you gonna title the thread "Fucking Smelly Poo"?

Why would I say she was smelly?

You're not Jewish and taking offense at this are you?

[nysprod]

Why would I say she was smelly?

You're not Jewish and taking offense at this are you?

Can't say I'm in love with it, no...

[runningdownthatdream]

Can't say I'm in love with it, no...

Maybe you can grace us with your imitation of a Korean speaking English again?

[JenniferParisHusband]

Can't say I'm in love with it, no...

Really? [Sigh.] Ok, here comes the evidence again that proves the hypocrite otherwise.



Q: Why do Jewish men die before their wives?

A: Because they want to


Q: How can you tell if a Jew is queer?

A: If he likes girls more than money.


Q: What's the difference between karate and judo?

A: Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of.

[Johnny.Blaze]

Why would I say she was smelly?

You're not Jewish and taking offense at this are you?

Perhaps he was referring to you saying "Hairy Jew" Jewish people are known to be hairy. I can't see how Hairy relates to this model. Doesn't really look hairy to me.

So saying smelly poo. Is what poo is. It's smelly. Idk. But then she would be called pooh.

[nysprod]

Really? [Sigh.] Ok, here comes the evidence again that proves the hypocrite otherwise.

Not really because you know how it is...for example, black people can use the N word, etc.

[nysprod]

Maybe you can grace us with your imitation of a Korean speaking English again?

As previously stated, the point of that thread was to spoof the stupidity of the TV station...however, in looking at it again, I can see how it's possible to misinterpret that.

[runningdownthatdream]

As previously stated, the point of that thread was to spoof the stupidity of the TV station...however, in looking at it again, I can see how it's possible to misinterpret that.

Thank you.............

[GroobySteven]

Can't say I'm in love with it, no...


Perhaps he was referring to you saying "Hairy Jew" Jewish people are known to be hairy. I can't see how Hairy relates to this model. Doesn't really look hairy to me

Get the fuck outta here. I've never heard that Jew's are hairy?
She is hairy compared to many of the Thai girls, which is why I said "hairy". If you can't take a bit of a joke on a play on wording of the title, skip the thread.

[thombergeron]

Odd to you maybe but not to their culture. Jew or Cartoon, may not be the same meaning at all and are likely romanized translations of their Thai "nicknames" based on how the photographer or another Westerner thinks they should be. Hence, Porn, or Poo isn't really named for pornographic material or faeces.

Yes, though I agree with the sentiment that it makes them difficult to find later. My favorite Ladyboy-Ladyboy model was named Da. Haven't seen a picture of her in at least 10 years.

Jew is cute, too, though.

[nysprod]

Get the fuck outta here. I've never heard that Jew's are hairy?
She is hairy compared to many of the Thai girls, which is why I said "hairy". If you can't take a bit of a joke on a play on wording of the title, skip the thread.

Lol..."get the fuck outta here"? You're really letting this Tony Soprano thing go to your head.

[GroobySteven]

Lol..."get the fuck outta here"? You're really letting this Tony Soprano thing go to your head.

Nah - it's a Tony Vee thing, not Tony Soprano and I see you're from NYC and I know you're not overly bright, so I thought I'd better talk easy.

If you want the English translation:
"Good day, Would you please consider, if it's not too much trouble to, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

[maddygirl]

Lol..."get the fuck outta here"? You're really letting this Tony Soprano thing go to your head.
I'll remember never to pick on Jews and always go straight for the Asians if I ever want to take the piss. Our deepest apologies for offending you, my non-judgemental, non-racist friend. Mazel tov.

[nysprod]

Best of luck to you, Maddy...always enjoy reading your posts.

[dderek123]

Odd to you maybe but not to their culture. Jew or Cartoon, may not be the same meaning at all and are likely romanized translations of their Thai "nicknames" based on how the photographer or another Westerner thinks they should be. Hence, Porn, or Poo isn't really named for pornographic material or faeces.

Porn means person over there. I found that out when I saw that a students first name was Tantraporn. A colleague of mine taught a Trannyporn haha.

[dderek123]

I'll remember never to pick on Jews and always go straight for the Asians if I ever want to take the piss. Our deepest apologies for offending you, my non-judgemental, non-racist friend. Mazel tov.

http://post.cloudfront.goodinc.com/EmbeddedImage/22663/org_sarc.jpg

[robertlouis]

The title of this thread reminds me so much of Stephen Grossman's great guitar album from the 70s, "Ragtime Cowboy Jew."

[JenniferParisHusband]

Not really because you know how it is...for example, black people can use the N word, etc.

So you're Jewish now? That was a mighty quick conversion. Haven't the Jewish people suffered enough without you being inflicted upon them?

[robertlouis]

I'll remember never to pick on Jews and always go straight for the Asians if I ever want to take the piss. .



Ah ha! Thanks for the opening Maddy. This is for Grooby Krissy:

Fuckin' Asians!!!!!!

[nysprod]

So you're Jewish now? That was a mighty quick conversion. Haven't the Jewish people suffered enough without you being inflicted upon them?

I'll check with my Rabbi but either way, I'm quite sure you're meshugganah...

[Prospero]

Kinky Friedman - They Aint Makin Jews Like Jesus Anymore - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ZMj5RksbE)

[maxpower]

Anti- Denetite - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV7m6IIN_tI)

[JenniferParisHusband]

I'll check with my Rabbi but either way, I'm quite sure you're meshugganah...

And you're quite the schmendrick.

[Prospero]

LOL.... is NYSROD actually Mr Weiner?

[broncofan]

The whole point is that you open the thread expecting one thing and get another.

It's called a joke:). Also good marketing, because you have to open the thread to find out its meaning.

I didn't know NYSPROD was Jewish. Nice to hear. You know what they say, "two Jews, three opinions". IMO jokes of the benign sort are good because they signal a kind of inclusiveness rather than the opposite. Better to laugh than be offended;).

[GroobySteven]

Kinky Friedman - They Aint Makin Jews Like Jesus Anymore - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ZMj5RksbE)


He was in Newcastle a few months ago and I missed him. He follows my cigar smoking twitter :-)

[nysprod]

LOL.... is NYSROD actually Mr Weiner?

The funny thing about Weiner is that after he left congress in disgrace, he built a lucrative consulting business (consulting as in selling access to his political connections, which he apparently still had despite the scandal.)


The whole point is that you open the thread expecting one thing and get another.

It's called a joke:). Also good marketing, because you have to open the thread to find out its meaning.

I didn't know NYSPROD was Jewish. Nice to hear. You know what they say, "two Jews, three opinions". IMO jokes of the benign sort are good because they signal a kind of inclusiveness rather than the opposite. Better to laugh than be offended;).

See now, that joke is clever-funny whereas mine were stupid-funny...actually, my grandfather once told the one about Jewish men wanting to die before their wives at a family dinner, and my grandmother responded with "good, it gives me a reason to kill you later."

Grandma was a piece of work...


He was in Newcastle a few months ago and I missed him. He follows my cigar smoking twitter :-)

I always wondered how he got the name "Kinky."