so now that there's a new royal baby

[Wendy Summers]

Should there be a porn parody about his conception?

Discuss

[bluesoul]

was there one about the wedding?

[Quiet Reflections]

fuck the whole royal family. If there was a porn about it I wouldn't watch it.

[Jericho]

I've got a library book that's like Kate and William's baby.
It's overdue and I'll end up having to pay for it.

[robertlouis]

Should there be a porn parody about his conception?

Discuss



Careful Missy. That kind of talk will get you extradited and banged up in the Tower.



And I'll see personally to the banging. :fuckin: :dancing:

[runningdownthatdream]

more like a horror movie where Average Joe the protagonist suffers from an infestation of buck-toothed parasites who suck him dry and use his dessicated corpse as firewood in Buckingham Palace

[robertlouis]

more like a horror movie where Average Joe the protagonist suffers from an infestation of buck-toothed parasites who suck him dry and use his dessicated corpse as firewood in Buckingham Palace



Wow, you've nailed the entire British class system in a single paragraph. I'm impressed.

[Ben]

It's astonishing that the British can't elect their Head of State. Well, that also applies to Australia, Canada etc., etc. :)
I wonder if they'll have enough room for the little guy in Buckingham Palace. It's an awfully small place... and, too, subsidized by the British taxpayers.

[runningdownthatdream]

Wow, you've nailed the entire British class system in a single paragraph. I'm impressed.

Oh I missed a few things........btw have you read over there about the 3 Canadian prospects who are refusing to pledge allegiance to the Queen? The argument being that people born in Canada or born to Canadians don't have to swear allegiance to the monarchy so why should immigrants have to? http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/07/12/repugnant-citizenship-oath-to-queen-shoud-be-illegal-court-hears/

And then also there a challenge of some sort to the recently changed Law of Succession http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/07/12/repugnant-citizenship-oath-to-queen-shoud-be-illegal-court-hears/

You may have the Canadian navy chugging its way over there soon to try and ahhhhh force things a little.

[robertlouis]

Ben, it's been like this since time immemorial. Cromwell did his best, but that was nearly 400 years ago.

Even the otherwise most sophisticated, wordly and intelligent Brit dissolves into a fawning ninny whenever the band strikes up God Save the Queen.

Personally, I don't wish the royals any harm, but I'd rather be without them.

That is, until I hear two words. President Thatcher.

[SXFX]

hopefully he doesn't have his grandfathers ears!

[runningdownthatdream]

hopefully he doesn't have his grandfathers ears!

Well I'm sure you'll write a critique of them here if he does......replete with advice on how to correct so they withstand your discerning tastes

[robertlouis]

hopefully he doesn't have his grandfathers ears!

But he'll be able to swing from them!

[Ben]

Ben, it's been like this since time immemorial. Cromwell did his best, but that was nearly 400 years ago.

Even the otherwise most sophisticated, wordly and intelligent Brit dissolves into a fawning ninny whenever the band strikes up God Save the Queen.

Personally, I don't wish the royals any harm, but I'd rather be without them.

That is, until I hear two words. President Thatcher.

What about President Boris Johnson -- :)

[robertlouis]

What about President Boris Johnson -- :)

Fuck, stop it Ben, that's almost as bad lol.

[Ben]

Fuck, stop it Ben, that's almost as bad lol.

Actually, I'd vote for [a] President Ed Balls. We could use a President called: President BALLS -- ha, ha, ha! :)

[robertlouis]

Nah Ben. This guy will be our first president. Everything else is under his control already, so why not?

[Ben]

Nah Ben. This guy will be our first president. Everything else is under his control already, so why not?

Scary thought. Maybe it's good that Britain can't elect their Head of State -- ha ha ha!

[Ben]

Prince Charles, heir to Dracula's blood line:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-charles/9656769/Prince-Charles-heir-to-Draculas-blood-line.html

[Prospero]

Needs to be an elder statesman....

[Prospero]

But as for the royal baby.... don't believe all you see on the news. I think most british are indifferent to this. It's a baby. So what....

[Prospero]

This was the office in Soho of the satirical magazine private eye today....

[Merkurie]

And he will be King.
http://www.tvfoodanddrink.com/pics_may12/game-of-thrones/20-joffrey-baratheon-jack-gleeson.jpg

[Ben]

Royal Baby Bollocks | Weapons of Mass Distraction - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVxXPaEaqbI)

[Ben]

Royal Baby's Glorious Emergence From Royal Vagina (TJDS) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCT23OQw0k)

The Humiliating Truth About Kate Middleton's Baby (TJDS) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv7JRtd1p34)

[robertlouis]

But as for the royal baby.... don't believe all you see on the news. I think most british are indifferent to this. It's a baby. So what....



Interesting. When's the last time that the Daily Mail (spit) celebrated the birth of a baby whose parents leech from the state?

Actually, despite my republican sympathies - please understand that's UK republican, NOT and never US - I don't bear the new family any ill will. My issues are with the institution of monarchy and the endless media shite we're going to have to endure.

[robertlouis]

Prince George - the first picture!

[Ben]

Is the Royal Baby Named After Seinfeld? Maybe!

http://ca.eonline.com/news/442314/is-the-royal-baby-named-after-seinfeld-maybe

[Prospero]

It's human

[Ben]

Royal Birth Should Horrify Us About US Healthcare System - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxKqe5UZaAM)

[robertlouis]

Might be because I don't read the tabloids, but it all seems blissfully quiet about the royal sprog.

[Ananke]

$ 15.000 for the royal birth?
I'd have thought much more than that when you consider that there were 3 specialist consultants present!

[Prospero]

I have all the royal baby supplements Robert... do you want them?

[martin48]

I think the front cover of the current Private Eye (British satirical mag) sums it up all very well

[robertlouis]

I have all the royal baby supplements Robert... do you want them?


Even you, my friend, with all your priapic, contortionist and acrobatic capability, would be incapable of doing what I'd like to say in my response.

As it were......