My apologies to the Hung Angels community

[Wendy Summers]

While I was saddened by Amber's departure, I attempted to, in my own trademarked way, approach it from a lighthearted way. Clearly that went off the rails.

Can you ever forgive me?

As incentive... nude pics:

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/101/image_24190.jpghttp://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/101/image_20420.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

Sincerely,

Wendy Summers

[Ben in LA]

No need to apologize...SOME of us know your M.O.

Those pics help though...

[youngblood61]

Forgiven!:)

[Wendy Summers]

No need to apologize...SOME of us know your M.O.

Those pics help though...

Well, at least I'm helping with something. ;)

[Wendy Summers]

Forgiven!:)

Huh... I would have thought you'd at least want me on my knees begging first...

There's a getting off easy joke in here somewhere...

[youngblood61]

Huh... I would have thought you'd at least want me on my knees begging first...

There's a getting off easy joke in here somewhere...I'm easy Wendy. Show me a picture of your ass,and all things are good.

[Jericho]

Sometimes, nude pics just are not enough.
Fortunately, in this case, they'll suffice! :salad

[Wendy Summers]

I'm easy Wendy. Show me a picture of your ass,and all things are good.

Given the number of women you flirt with, easy certainly came to mind lol... :p

[Wendy Summers]

Sometimes, nude pics just are not enough.
Fortunately, in this case, they'll suffice! :salad

Glad to oblige ;)

[youngblood61]

given the number of women you flirt with, easy certainly came to mind lol... :plol!

[Jericho]

Glad to oblige ;)

Feel free to oblige me anytime! :rolleyes:
:jerkoff

[Wendy Summers]

Feel free to oblige me anytime! :rolleyes:
:jerkoff

Oh I'll oblige you well baby... :-)

[beaufont]

You are forgiven once you bend over & touch your toe's :salad

[Jericho]

Oh I'll oblige you well baby... :-)

We'll add it to your community service! :whistle:

[Wendy Summers]

We'll add it to your community service! :whistle:

I was hoping threads like these were servicing the community...

[Wendy Summers]

You are forgiven once you bend over & touch your toe's :salad

What if I just grabbed my ankles instead of touching my toes?

[trish]

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to spank you.

[Wendy Summers]

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to spank you.

Monkeys or asses? I could do either...

[Jericho]

What if I just grabbed my ankles instead of touching my toes?


I'm sorry, but we're going to have to spank you.

I wanna see that.
If you ladies have no objections, I'll stand in the corner jacking off!

[Wendy Summers]

I wanna see that.
If you ladies have no objections, I'll stand in the corner jacking off!

So... Your usual spot?

[Jericho]

Bitch*
...Treat me bad some more! :jerkoff

[GroobyKrissy]

BUMP for being my inspiration and because it is nice to see White people apologize for something at least.

[Jericho]

BUMP for being my inspiration and because it is nice to see White people apologize for something at least.


Eat it you frog!
Louis CK - Being White - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY)

[Prospero]

Well Wendy a week of passionate nights with me when I next visit your fair city will do the trick

[Jericho]

Well Wendy a week of passionate nights with me when I next visit your fair city will do the trick


Yah, that should prove why the white man's inferior! :hide-1:


Who's fukkin sheep now, fukker! :whistle::p:p

[Prospero]

Errrr?

[Jericho]

Errrr?

I'm sorry P, that was an unprovoked attack attack on you youness!

[Wendy Summers]

BUMP for being my inspiration and because it is nice to see White people apologize for something at least.

So basically you admit you're just a yellowed copy of me? :-)

[Wendy Summers]

Well Wendy a week of passionate nights with me when I next visit your fair city will do the trick

You didn't say please :-)

[GroobyKrissy]

So basically you admit you're just a yellowed copy of me? :-)

Abso-fuckin-lutely.

I've come to grips that I've lived a privileged, wealthy-Asian lifestyle to this point in my life so it is now time for me to take a backseat and learn from you all. You are a great Mentor and I humbly bow to your greatness.

[Prospero]

Okay Ms Wendy 'PLEASE"

[Prospero]

OH and jericho... sheep? Er no... today hottest day in London this year... I spent five hours fucking with a gorgeous TS. tra la

[Jericho]

I spent five hours fucking with a gorgeous TS. tra la

I know...I drank your...donation!!!

Come on P... buck up... you're making us look bad in front of the mirkins!

[Jericho]

Fuck no. No i didn't...Ewwwwww! :hide-1:

[Prospero]

Have you been hitting the oven cleaner again Jerry can?

[Amy Gray]

Abso-fuckin-lutely.

I've come to grips that I've lived a privileged, wealthy-Asian lifestyle to this point in my life so it is now time for me to take a backseat and learn from you all. You are a great Mentor and I humbly bow to your greatness.

Careful Krissy, it looks like you bowed too deeply and got your nose stuck up her ass.

[GroobyKrissy]

Careful Krissy, it looks like you bowed too deeply and got your nose stuck up her ass.

Well, now that yours has been removed, there is finally room up there.

[Amy Gray]

Well, now that yours has been removed, there is finally room up there.

Nature abhors a vacuum...

[GroobyKrissy]

Nature abhors a vacuum...

So do dust bunnies... also regular bunnies.

Has anyone ever stuck their junk in a vacuum hose? I read about this the other day. Apparently, it is a thing.

[Wendy Summers]

So do dust bunnies... also regular bunnies.

Has anyone ever stuck their junk in a vacuum hose? I read about this the other day. Apparently, it is a thing.

It saddens me you even asked that question... better question: what HAVEN'T I put my dick in...

[Amy Gray]

It saddens me you even asked that question... better question: what HAVEN'T I put my dick in...

A food processor... Why is that going to be your next scene?

[GroobyKrissy]

It saddens me you even asked that question... better question: what HAVEN'T I put my dick in...

Ummm... me. Yeah, I haven't forgotten you giving your Top-Cherry to Amy. I'm still steaming.

[GroobyKrissy]

A food processor... Why is that going to be your next scene?

Ewwwwww! Tasty, but Ewwwwww!

[beaufont]

What if I just grabbed my ankles instead of touching my toes?

That works as long as your funhole is winking at me :jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[Wendy Summers]

Ummm... me. Yeah, I haven't forgotten you giving your Top-Cherry to Amy. I'm still steaming.

I offered to do something (ie you) in LA AND YOU BLEW ME OFF BITCH. I'm sticking with that rock goddess Tempest... she follows through with the banging...

[Wendy Summers]

That works as long as your funhole is winking at me :jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

My fun hole is permanently winking... It's an elastiass!

[GroobyKrissy]

I offered to do something (ie you) in LA AND YOU BLEW ME OFF BITCH. I'm sticking with that rock goddess Tempest... she follows through with the banging...

Well, perhaps you should have realized then that I have no sense of humor and I didn't think you were serious.

Geez, you are such a shy flower. I am just not used to being accosted on the sidewalk and having some sexy broad unzip her jumpsuit and try to have sexy time with me, right there in front of everyone.

I think I was just embarrassed with all the cameras there and everything. At least, that's how I remember it going down.

[GroobyKrissy]

My thread is catching up to your thread... I guess people do like seeing two idiots arguing with each other. Train wreck syndrome :).

[Amy Gray]

Well, perhaps you should have realized then that I have no sense of humor and I didn't think you were serious.

Geez, you are such a shy flower. I am just not used to being accosted on the sidewalk and having some sexy broad unzip her jumpsuit and try to have sexy time with me, right there in front of everyone.

I think I was just embarrassed with all the cameras there and everything. At least, that's how I remember it going down.

Well, if it's any consolation, Wendy came up with the perfect scene for you. Tell me, what are your thoughts on whips and lost relics?

[GroobyKrissy]

Well, if it's any consolation, Wendy came up with the perfect scene for you. Tell me, what are your thoughts on whips and lost relics?

OK with both... just no clown cost...WAIT A MINUTE.

I think there is a racist crack in there somewhere... *scratching head*

"Vewy funny, vewy funny. All wet!" - I will not be saying that line for anyone.

[Wendy Summers]

OK with both... just no clown cost...WAIT A MINUTE.

I think there is a racist crack in there somewhere... *scratching head*

"Vewy funny, vewy funny. All wet!" - I will not be saying that line for anyone.

One of your lines is: "no time for lovin' Dr. Summers"

[Wendy Summers]

My thread is catching up to your thread... I guess people do like seeing two idiots arguing with each other. Train wreck syndrome :).

I realize one of the reasons my threads on HA aren't über popular are because mama don't cause no drama

[Ryz]

OP confirmed for fgt

[GroobyKrissy]

One of your lines is: "no time for lovin' Dr. Summers"

I just want to get to the,

"Cover your heart, Dr Summers!"

part. Gooey mess. I suppose the casting could be worse. I'm in.

[GroobyKrissy]

I realize one of the reasons my threads on HA aren't über popular are because mama don't cause no drama

You should just get it over with and wear out your welcome like me. Then it is just fun as long as you pictures to edit, videos to render, blogs to write. Breaks up the time.

[Amy Gray]

"Vewy funny, vewy funny. All wet!" - I will not be saying that line for anyone.

Would a creampie change your mind? I know how you Japanese love your creampies.

[Wendy Summers]

op confirmed for fgt

i am?!?!?!?!?!?!!!


(did my sarcasm come through?)

[GroobyKrissy]

Would a creampie change your mind? I know how you Japanese love your creampies.

Hmmm... 98,600,000 results for "Japanese Creampie" and only 32,900,000 results for Koreans.

I have a lot to learn about being Japanese. Well, guess I should just jump in the deep end. Creampie me away!

[Wendy Summers]

You should just get it over with and wear out your welcome like me. Then it is just fun as long as you pictures to edit, videos to render, blogs to write. Breaks up the time.

For me this eats up time waiting for processes to ends but yes... Same deal

[GroobyKrissy]

For me this eats up time waiting for processes to ends but yes... Same deal

I HATE waiting for processes to end!

*looks around to see if anyone notices ignorance*

[Wendy Summers]

I HATE waiting for processes to end!

*looks around to see if anyone notices ignorance*

A huge chunk of my job is spent running queries against a database and since our shit is slow as fuck, I have a lot of free time.

[Ryz]

i am?!?!?!?!?!?!!!


(did my sarcasm come through?)

sarcasm doesnt translate over the internet that well bb

[GroobyKrissy]

A huge chunk of my job is spent running queries against a database and since our shit is slow as fuck, I have a lot of free time.

Not sure how your shit has anything to do with your databases but... Imodium should help with that.

[Amy Gray]

Not sure how your shit has anything to do with your databases but... Imodium should help with that.

She has really wierd fetishes... I swear she has them catalogued and everything!

[GroobyKrissy]

She has really wierd fetishes... I swear she has them catalogued and everything!

So, are you filed under "Amy" or "Gray"...?

[Wendy Summers]

So, are you filed under "Amy" or "Gray"...?

She's filed under scunt...

[GroobyKrissy]

She's filed under scunt...

So, right besides you then. Good to know for future reference.

[Amy Gray]

So, are you filed under "Amy" or "Gray"...?

I was just thinking "Christ, we bitch at each other more than a trio of old drag queens!" and then it occured to me with horror "Oh god, we're right out of To Wong Foo, thanks for everything!" Wendy is Patrick Swayze, you're obviously Wesley Snipes, and I'm chi-chi, the cute little Latin twink who breaks a young man's heart and ultimately wins the beauty pageant.

[GroobyKrissy]

I was just thinking "Christ, we bitch at each other more than a trio of old drag queens!" and then it occured to me with horror "Oh god, we're right out of To Wong Foo, thanks for everything!" Wendy is Patrick Swayze, you're obviously Wesley Snipes, and I'm chi-chi, the cute little Latin twink who breaks a young man's heart and ultimately wins the beauty pageant.

Well, that doesn't leave parts for the voices in your head so I will take the bullet and operate the camera. Big of me, I know.

[Wendy Summers]

I'm beginning to think we the ought to lay off this schtick... Our inside jokes are creating inside jokes

[Wendy Summers]

Also, here's a sexy video for those who loathe the banter

51e8786ecc30f.mp4

[Amy Gray]

I'm beginning to think we the ought to lay off this schtick... Our inside jokes are creating inside jokes

Oh come on, I put the wit in twit.

[Wendy Summers]

Oh come on, I put the wit in twit.

I think you have that backwards...

[BellaBellucci]

i killed the teen dream deal with it jawbreaker - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvCDdQdJROc)

~BB~

[youngblood61]

Oiled up Wendy, NICE!:jerkoff

[Wendy Summers]

Oiled up Wendy, NICE!:jerkoff

I'm the slippery sort... Never know what I'll do next ;)

[Wendy Summers]

Oiled up Wendy, NICE!:jerkoff

I'm the slippery sort... Never know what I'll do next ;)

[robertlouis]

I'm beginning to think we the ought to lay off this schtick... Our inside jokes are creating inside jokes



No, keep it going. Funniest threads in a long, long time.

Good to see twatlily keeping his end up to add to the fun too.

[Prospero]

Indeed. These are wonderfully surreal threads from gloriously slippery imaginations.

[Wendy Summers]

Indeed. These are wonderfully surreal threads from gloriously slippery imaginations.

Imaginations? Puleaze - Krissy has no imagination... her best threads are all stolen... she's like Shakespeare without and talent or style.

[TempestTS]

I offered to do something (ie you) in LA AND YOU BLEW ME OFF BITCH. I'm sticking with that rock goddess Tempest... she follows through with the banging...



I heard my name...

Is it time to bang you again already... jeebus girl your hole must see more traffic than the cross town tunnel...

Course Ill still drive that as often as I get the chance...

[VictoriaVeil]

I heard my name...

Is it time to bang you again already... jeebus girl your hole must see more traffic than the cross town tunnel...

Course Ill still drive that as often as I get the chance...

I heard Wendy's hole is so big You could dock an aircraft carrier in there.
#heynow :party: