im typing this on a tablet rdp'd into my desktop 10 miles away

[Wendy Summers]

Because I can.

I'm back!
Did you miss me?

special thanks to Amy Gray for helping me set this up.

So... What did I miss?

[broncofan]

You were gone:)? Just kidding. Your sense of humor, general quirk, and good looks are missed whenever you're absent.

What did you miss? Not much.

[Wendy Summers]

You were gone:)? Just kidding. Your sense of humor, general quirk, and good looks are missed whenever you're absent.

What did you miss? Not much.

Dude... Att least lie to me. Tell me some epic story of Franklin Dino and Seanchai walking into a bar... Lol.

[broncofan]

Actually there was very nearly a forum brawl. JenniferParishusband and NYSPROD were about to come to blows when Prospero stepped in the middle. He damn near risked his life getting in there, but then both guys were afraid to continue the hostilies once he put his bulky frame between them.

[Wendy Summers]

Actually there was very nearly a forum brawl. JenniferParishusband and NYSPROD were about to come to blows when Prospero stepped in the middle. He damn near risked his life getting in there, but then both guys were afraid to continue the hostilies once he put his bulky frame between them.

Did you just call Prosperous fat? Thems fighting words...

[Dino Velvet]

Hello again to the Wendy Summers. Still pointing and smiling at funholes.

[broncofan]

Dude... Att least lie to me. Tell me some epic story of Franklin Dino and Seanchai walking into a bar... Lol.
Alright, I'll start this epic and then each person will create the next line of dialogue.

Franklin, Dino, and Seanchai walked into a bar and the bartender said, "what'll it be guys?" Franklin replied, "you know what's there's not enough of in tranny porn? Gargantuan breasts. I'm talking breasts the size of canteloupes. I happen to have an inside source who tells me that all of the male performers are going to stage a walkout if this doesn't happen. And I'm a paying customer. Just saying."

Dino said....

[broncofan]

Did you just call Prosperous fat? Thems fighting words...
Don't twist my words young lady. I said bulky. But now that you mention it, he's not as thin as he once was. There's no shame in admitting that.

[MDinMD]

...were about to come to blows ...

That's an interesting statement on HA. ;)

[Dino Velvet]

Alright, I'll start this epic and then each person will create the next line of dialogue.

Franklin, Dino, and Seanchai walked into a bar and the bartender said, "what'll it be guys?" Franklin replied, "you know what's there's not enough of in tranny porn? Gargantuan breasts. I'm talking breasts the size of canteloupes. I happen to have an inside source who tells me that all of the male performers are going to stage a walkout if this doesn't happen. And I'm a paying customer. Just saying."

Dino said....

"The customer is always right. Tell Franklin to buy me another drink."

Sorry, was the best I could do.

[Dino Velvet]

Prospero weighs about 160 lbs and is 5'10'' while standing on only one soapbox.

[broncofan]

Prospero weighs about 160 lbs and is 5'10'' while standing on only one soapbox.
If I had to eat British food I'd be 160 lbs too.

[Dino Velvet]

If I had to eat British food I'd be 160 lbs too.

You over/under and like it/hate it? I don't mind British Food too much but I always order the same things. Maybe the Mexicans here know how to do it right. I've learned more from those people myself than from The Food Network.

[broncofan]

You over/under and like it/hate it? I don't mind British Food too much but I always order the same things. Maybe the Mexicans here know how to do it right. I've learned more from those people myself than from The Food Network.
Same height as Prospero and about 190. Used to lift a lot and so it's only about ten too much. Love Mexican food, but trying to cut back...when I was in London I actually liked the food, but it's easy to make fun of the British food. I think there was a line about the British, "42 religions and two sauces." ;)

[Dino Velvet]

Same height as Prospero and about 190. Used to lift a lot and so it's only about ten too much. Love Mexican food, but trying to cut back...when I was in London I actually liked the food, but it's easy to make fun of the British food. I think there was a line about the British, "42 religions and two sauces." ;)

I've been eating Mexican Food since I was in a booster chair at El Coyote. Nowadays I cook Mexican at home a lot using chicken breast, non-fat beans/tortillas, and just a little cheese.

You're a better advertisement for Mexican Food than British. "42 religions and two sauces" is not making my feet move either.

[VictoriaVeil]

Dude... Att least lie to me. Tell me some epic story of Franklin Dino and Seanchai walking into a bar... Lol.


Franklin, Dino, And Seanchai all walk into a bar. They all then said "ouch"

:fu: :dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

Franklin, Dino, And Seanchai all walk into a bar. They all then said "ouch"

:fu: :dancing:

I chipped a tooth walking into a parking meter after seeing Blazing Saddles as a kid with my dad. Film was so good after bouncing off the meter I kept walking and laughing. My father stopped laughing when he became aware of the dentist's bill.

[Wendy Summers]

Hello again to the Wendy Summers. Still pointing and smiling at funholes.

I have something smiling to point at your funhole ;)

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/101/image_20420.jpg

[Wendy Summers]

That's an interesting statement on HA. ;)

Certainly a lot of blowing going on around here:

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/97/image_95626.jpg

[Wendy Summers]

You over/under and like it/hate it? I don't mind British Food too much but I always order the same things. Maybe the Mexicans here know how to do it right. I've learned more from those people myself than from The Food Network.

I just googled British Food.

I'm shocked to discover Bangers and Mash & Hot Spotted Dick are real food... I thought they were a joke...:wiggle:

[youngblood61]

I know what I missed, Pics of your big ass!:jerkoff

[Wendy Summers]

I know what I missed, Pics of your big ass!:jerkoff

Clearly I need to make those pictures bigger then...

[youngblood61]

Really, what have you been up to Wendy?

[Dino Velvet]

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/101/image_20420.jpg

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/luissantos84/luissantos841104/luissantos84110400156/9304648-smiling-casual-man-pointing-up-isolated-on-white-background.jpg

[youngblood61]

Dat Ass!:salad

[Amy Gray]

Wait a sec, how did this thread stop being about me?

[Dino Velvet]

Wait a sec, how did this thread stop being about me?

Think of a fun way to hijack. How 'bout funholejack it?

[VictoriaVeil]

I chipped a tooth walking into a parking meter after seeing Blazing Saddles as a kid with my dad. Film was so good after bouncing off the meter I kept walking and laughing. My father stopped laughing when he became aware of the dentist's bill.


I heard the Dentist "walked" into a meter after delivering the bill. :ignore:

[Wendy Summers]

Really, what have you been up to Wendy?

Been going through a number of changes with my corporate job... Promotion plus a change in offices and a change in how we access the internet made it tough to get to hung angels. Its taken a few weeks, but with the help of Amy, it's not really about her, Gray and a few awesome fans, I've now got a system I can access pretty much anywhere.

It doesn't mean I've spotted making porn; despite my absence I've still had my weekly updates on wendysummers.com.

In a way its good because all my inability to discuss pen has turned my eye inward; I've lots of hot ideas for my next round of shooting.

[Prospero]

tWendy and Amy... ahhh the dreams of a summer's night

[Wendy Summers]

tWendy and Amy... ahhh the dreams of a summer's night

If you knew Amy, you'd realize she's a nightmare on summer nights lol. That girls an air-conditioning junkie.

[Prospero]

A/c junkie? Sounds like my kind of lass... the three of us might generate so much heat between and betwixt the sheets that we'd need the A/C on full.

[Prospero]

ahem... i'm actually 6ft... but the weight is right... but i am puzzled. Why?

[youngblood61]

Been going through a number of changes with my corporate job... Promotion plus a change in offices and a change in how we access the internet made it tough to get to hung angels. Its taken a few weeks, but with the help of Amy, it's not really about her, Gray and a few awesome fans, I've now got a system I can access pretty much anywhere.

It doesn't mean I've spotted making porn; despite my absence I've still had my weekly updates on wendysummers.com.

In a way its good because all my inability to discuss pen has turned my eye inward; I've lots of hot ideas for my next round of shooting.Can't wait!

[Amy Gray]

ahem... i'm actually 6ft... but the weight is right... but i am puzzled. Why?

Heat (especially humid heat) makes me sleep... like for 15+ hours a day easily. My comfort zone is in the mid 60's and I don't start dressing for winter until snow is actually on the ground. What can I say, I'm a snow bunny!

[youngblood61]

Humid weather sucks Amy.

[Amy Gray]

Its taken a few weeks, but with the help of Amy, it's not really about her, Gray and a few awesome fans, I've now got a system I can access pretty much anywhere.

Well if it's not about me then I better start making it about me! :mad:

[Wendy Summers]

Heat (especially humid heat) makes me sleep... like for 15+ hours a day easily. My comfort zone is in the mid 60's and I don't start dressing for winter until snow is actually on the ground. What can I say, I'm a snow bunny!

Haha so true. Other than when we shot our scene together you slept through that entire weekend lol.

Also you're a fuck bunny, not a snow bunny...

[Prospero]

Fuck bunny in the snow... I'd be cool with that. I'd love to get chilled out with Amy. (Hey when did this thread stop being about my vital statistics?)

[Wendy Summers]

Fuck bunny in the snow... I'd be cool with that. I'd love to get chilled out with Amy. (Hey when did this thread stop being about my vital statistics?)

When we all realized everyone lies about size online.. :p

[Prospero]

LOL... what you don't believe i have a 17" penis... damn

[Wendy Summers]

LOL... what you don't believe i have a 17" penis... damn

Maybe if its a ducks corkscrew penis... #icryfowl

[Prospero]

Fowl... why a duck, why not a chicken? lol... nope i was lying. It isn't 17 inches really. Shucks... thought i had y'all fooled

[Amy Gray]

Maybe if its a ducks corkscrew penis... #icryfowl

If you have no idea what the hell she's talking about (I never do) google the youtube video "true facts about ducks". I won't link to it because that video will scar you for life. I never want to pet a duck again! :(

[VictoriaVeil]

If you have no idea what the hell she's talking about (I never do) google the youtube video "true facts about ducks". I won't link to it because that video will scar you for life. I never want to pet a duck again! :(


Amy, Do you weigh the same as a duck?

[robertlouis]

Heat (especially humid heat) makes me sleep... like for 15+ hours a day easily. My comfort zone is in the mid 60's and I don't start dressing for winter until snow is actually on the ground. What can I say, I'm a snow bunny!

Good to hear. As a Scot, I prefer cool to cold rather than the 30C+ we've got just now.

"Set my compass north, I've got winter in my blood".

[Wendy Summers]

Amy, Do you weigh the same as a duck?

She certainly is a witch... and I don't mean in the wiccan way :wiggle::wiggle::wiggle:

[Amy Gray]

She certainly is a witch... and I don't mean in the wiccan way :wiggle::wiggle::wiggle:

Silence or I shall give you another wart! Oh, wait... No. That's a penis, my mistake. :whistle:

[Wendy Summers]

Silence or I shall give you another wart! Oh, wait... No. That's a penis, my mistake. :whistle:

Add another penis? I'm sure there are guys who'd dig a girl with two penises.

[Prospero]

for you gurls
King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)

[Wendy Summers]

for you gurls
King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)

I dated a lesbian at one point who told me the only difference between us was her ability to detach her penis and put it in the shelf when we were done fucking
# thoughtidshare