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christianxxx
07-02-2013, 05:57 AM
I almost forgot to post my blog entry about my glorious return to the frozen north and the homeland of Kevin Dong!

Here is my post - Christian Sings The Blues - Back to Canada (http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2013/05/back-to-canada.html)

http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c883301901e13412a970b

http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c88330192abd275f4970d

http://cwians.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fa3ec7c883301901e1344c6970b

betts
07-02-2013, 06:08 AM
Great scene with Denni, really like that girl.

nysprod
07-02-2013, 06:25 AM
Cool stuff! Was this before or after your Thailand trip?

Sulka_bewitched_me
07-02-2013, 07:42 AM
return to the frozen north

Another ignorant statement by a fellow American.....I'm ashamed of my fellow countrymen and their lack of world knowledge outside US borders. Yep, it's freezing here 24/7 365. Did the dog sled get to the airport in time to pick you up? Which igloo hotel are you staying at? :censor:footinmouth

christianxxx
07-02-2013, 07:49 AM
should I post the definition of sarcasm now or do you want me to just skip it? I also called Canada America's hat - you didn't find that offensive? #lightenupchief #itscalledajoke

Be glad I didn't make fun of your armed forces while I was at it.

Sulka_bewitched_me
07-02-2013, 07:52 AM
should I post the definition of sarcasm now or do you want me to just skip it? I also called Canada America's hat - you didn't find that offensive? #lightenupchief #itscalledajoke

Be glad I didn't make fun of your armed forces while I was at it.

Well we all know the US Armed forces are welcomed EVERYWHERE they invade and naw.....I prefer to let you just keep proving my point.

christianxxx
07-02-2013, 07:54 AM
i guess if i had to fight off moose attacks every day I would be in a bad mood too!

Sulka_bewitched_me
07-02-2013, 07:56 AM
i guess if i had to fight off moose attacks every day I would be in a bad mood too!

Good one.... you took all of 6 minutes to come up with that one! Yep, they're just about everywhere one can hardly maneuver their dog sled around them.

christianxxx
07-02-2013, 07:56 AM
the canadian navy at work

http://i85.servimg.com/u/f85/13/75/32/15/lmao_c10.jpg

Sulka_bewitched_me
07-02-2013, 08:02 AM
Why would such a highly educated individual such as yourself (who does porn for a living) have to lower themselves and come to Canada? Oh the humiliation you must endure! Oh and for the record look at your WW2 history on Canadian forces not to mention this Longest Sniper Kill Ever 1.5 Miles Longest Sniper Kill Ever 1.5 Miles - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MK4SEoBFXk)

christianxxx
07-02-2013, 08:08 AM
bc I enjoy getting paid in loonies and toonies of course!

youngblood61
07-02-2013, 03:16 PM
Awesome Christian! 2 of my favorite asses, Denni and Tropicana!:jerkoff:salad

Kevin Dong
07-02-2013, 04:00 PM
Win thread is full of win

youngblood61
07-02-2013, 07:05 PM
Your girls KD!:jerkoff

tao1kiku
07-03-2013, 04:08 AM
What can I say, he comes here for the girls and the Poutine!~ But dude, gotta stay away from the Swiss Chalet Poutine! If you're in Toronto, go to Smoke Poutinerie at Queen and Bathurst. Fav is Bacon Poutine, but they've got so many choices you'll gain 30 lbs trying them all!

christianxxx
07-03-2013, 05:06 AM
holy shit! you could tell that was Swiss Chalet poutine? you are exactly correct! Kevin lives literally 10 feet from one of them lol

mellownella
07-03-2013, 05:39 AM
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
Bill Hicks

Northof60
07-03-2013, 09:21 AM
Ha ha. There is nothing wrong with Christian poking a little bit of sarcastic humor at us Canucks - cuz c'mon we do the same thing to the Americans on an almost daily basis mostly because they have like 10 times the population of Canada and everything they do is in our faces via over-sensationalized media. So in reality, a few cheap shots about loonies, toonies, aggressive moose etc etc are pretty funny and well deserved.

bassman2546
07-03-2013, 03:45 PM
Ha ha. There is nothing wrong with Christian poking a little bit of sarcastic humor at us Canucks - cuz c'mon we do the same thing to the Americans on an almost daily basis mostly because they have like 10 times the population of Canada and everything they do is in our faces via over-sensationalized media. So in reality, a few cheap shots about loonies, toonies, aggressive moose etc etc are pretty funny and well deserved.

I agree. He was having a little fun. Nothing wrong with taking a few playful jabs. And like you said, for every one they throw at us, we get to dish out ten. haha.

christianxxx
07-03-2013, 05:35 PM
let's not forget you guys have this guy....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCiNDtJVHQLdGJRESsE3y_SdVI9C4gm iIMf5u93wHqJo0AgIPg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t2GTdwRfeww/T7xqrX52wzI/AAAAAAAAAlA/pmmeNfO1TOU/s1600/Don-Cherry-Pink-Suit.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9LMOsfS3Xm74J5JDIOMUSyCdafJqth 08XgD8J7-lgIhtxLpk1xw

youngblood61
07-03-2013, 10:11 PM
His name escapes me sorry for that. Got his own style and is a fun listen.

tao1kiku
07-04-2013, 04:37 AM
Don Cherry, also known as "Grapes". Watching a hockey game without catching Cherry's commentary is just not the same!

youngblood61
07-04-2013, 05:58 AM
Don Cherry, also known as "Grapes". Watching a hockey game without catching Cherry's commentary is just not the same!Don Cherry. Thanks Tao1kiku!

AdamTheQuick
07-04-2013, 12:58 PM
I hate you so much Christian...but only because I can't break my way into the line of work you're in. Keep up the good work!

95racer
07-04-2013, 06:37 PM
Don Cherry rocks!!!

Love having some back-n-forth with friends in Canada about our countries and culture. I enjoy visiting Canada except dealing with the F'in border ( I do look like a terrorist :-) ) We also call Windsor Detroit's gated community.

Geez, lighten up, eh !!

keed444
07-04-2013, 07:19 PM
Christian, Thanks for sharing... you are a good dude... and WTF, there are ass-holes always on HA.. Sorry you have to put up with it!

Sulka_bewitched_me
07-04-2013, 10:51 PM
Christian, Thanks for sharing... you are a good dude... and WTF, there are ass-holes always on HA.. Sorry you have to put up with it!
I wonder how many Americans would be on someone's ass on here if they were to portray America in a typically negative stereotype? Quite a few I'd imagine. I guess only Americans are allowed to be patriotic and get offended huh? Christian, btw came on and said he was "joking" only after I called him out on it. So :fu: Oh and make sure you press "thumbs down" now.

christianxxx
07-05-2013, 04:59 AM
wait you honestly couldn't tell i was joking the entire time? seriously? so lets extrapolate....so in your mind, I would fly to canada, twice mind you, and earn money in toronto with many sexy women, but in reality I dislike canada and can't wait to make fun of it when I leave. Really?

Is sarcasm really that far outside your humor receptors? Holy shit, that makes it almost even more funny.

You know what...I wasn't joking. CANADA FUCKING SUCKS! WHAT A BUNCH OF POUTINE EATING MORONS.

I travel to 10-15 different countries a year, and I guess according to this clown its just so I can make fun of them. hahahaha

Sulka_bewitched_me
07-05-2013, 06:32 AM
wait you honestly couldn't tell i was joking the entire time? seriously? so lets extrapolate....so in your mind, I would fly to canada, twice mind you, and earn money in toronto with many sexy women, but in reality I dislike canada and can't wait to make fun of it when I leave. Really?

Is sarcasm really that far outside your humor receptors? Holy shit, that makes it almost even more funny.

You know what...I wasn't joking. CANADA FUCKING SUCKS! WHAT A BUNCH OF POUTINE EATING MORONS.

I travel to 10-15 different countries a year, and I guess according to this clown its just so I can make fun of them. hahahaha
Yea I could tell after your initial post, but not from your original post. Typical Yank though.....WHAT? I did something wrong? Fuck you I did! In your face about any little thing & can't accept blame or criticism.......although that might have more to do with your age and a sense of entitlement than your nationality. "So let's extrapolate" a pornstar psychologist....now THAT'S FUNNY!

Northof60
07-05-2013, 01:43 PM
let's not forget you guys have this guy....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCiNDtJVHQLdGJRESsE3y_SdVI9C4gm iIMf5u93wHqJo0AgIPg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t2GTdwRfeww/T7xqrX52wzI/AAAAAAAAAlA/pmmeNfO1TOU/s1600/Don-Cherry-Pink-Suit.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9LMOsfS3Xm74J5JDIOMUSyCdafJqth 08XgD8J7-lgIhtxLpk1xw

LMAO. Yes, we have Don Cherry and he is one of the few people that can render me speechless on a regular basis ;-)

asianphoenixx
07-05-2013, 07:32 PM
I wonder how many Americans would be on someone's ass on here if they were to portray America in a typically negative stereotype? Quite a few I'd imagine. I guess only Americans are allowed to be patriotic and get offended huh? Christian, btw came on and said he was "joking" only after I called him out on it. So :fu: Oh and make sure you press "thumbs down" now.


chill my Canadian friend
We don't have to lower our Canadian standard for these people.