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Jericho
06-29-2013, 05:50 AM
A female to male transsexual, who is also a drag queen?
Well that's a new one on me! :shrug

Jericho
06-29-2013, 05:51 AM
btw, this was on chaturbate.

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 06:20 AM
Where, what, how, hemm, where? Jericho? ahMMM! ????????? I can anyone be both? Total oxymoron... Contradiction in terms...

Ben in LA
06-29-2013, 06:25 AM
Then this popped up...

Amy Gray
06-29-2013, 07:31 AM
A female to male transsexual, who is also a drag queen?
Well that's a new one on me! :shrug
I used to drag king a lot. :confused:

True fact, drag kings get ALL the girls.

Merkurie
06-29-2013, 07:48 AM
I thought KD Lang was a super cutie
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/16945527/kd+lang.jpg

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/142475/kd-lang-profile.png

Ananke
06-29-2013, 08:40 AM
this is just messing my brain....:confused:

fred41
06-29-2013, 08:58 AM
I thought KD Lang was a super cutie
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/16945527/kd+lang.jpg

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/142475/kd-lang-profile.png

Off topic...

I totally, totally love KD Lang...do anything for the lady...great person , beautiful voice...totally dig her (does anyone says dig anymore?...first word that came to mind)....

...and if she was standing there - I would never, ever say it to her face...
..but...


...she looks like Martin Sheen.

Merkurie
06-29-2013, 09:16 AM
I hate to admit it, but back in the day, I did not know a single person who I could tell I thought KD was hot.

fred41
06-29-2013, 09:21 AM
I hate to admit it, but back in the day, I did not know a single person who I could tell I thought KD was hot.

It's cool...I would have understood.

...and I wouldn't have told you the Martin sheen thing either...unless we were drinking.

..but hey,anyway...i meant when Mr.Sheen was much, much younger.So it's better. Right?

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 09:27 AM
KD Lang? Really not my type of girl. A woman who doesn't know if she wants to be one? It's the exact opposite of what I want. I want a girl who wants ans knows she's a girl, and feel like living it. I'm a guy and I want a girl!!

Merkurie
06-29-2013, 09:27 AM
LOL!
I thought Martin Sheen was cool as shit -- esp. in Apocalyspe now.
But I never thought he was hot.

Merkurie
06-29-2013, 09:33 AM
KD Lang? Really not my type of girl. A woman who doesn't know if she wants to be one? It's the exact opposite of what I want. I want a girl who wants ans knows she's a girl, and feel like living it. I'm a guy and I want a girl!!

Things have never been quite so straight forward for me.

fred41
06-29-2013, 09:35 AM
LOL!
I thought Martin Sheen was cool as shit -- esp. in Apocalyspe now.
But I never thought he was hot.



Well..you know, maybe with some special lighting? Spray some booze laced perfume in the air?

No...probably not.

Look on the bright side....still looks better than Tilda Swinton.





...wait,.you don't think Tilda's hot too, do you?

fred41
06-29-2013, 09:37 AM
KD Lang? Really not my type of girl. A woman who doesn't know if she wants to be one? It's the exact opposite of what I want. I want a girl who wants ans knows she's a girl, and feel like living it. I'm a guy and I want a girl!!

...you're drinking, aren't you?

might be time to at least consider adding water...lol

Merkurie
06-29-2013, 09:59 AM
...wait,.you don't think Tilda's hot too, do you?

Cant help it.
http://frame2interlace.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tilda-s.jpg

http://www.ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/07202010_TildaSwintonOrlando.jpg

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 10:07 AM
KD Lang absolutely wants to be a woman. She's just really great at rocking soft butch, and she's beautiful. Not your type if you're looking for a girly girl but she doesn't deserve to have her womanhood called into question because she isn't femme.

The FtM drag queen, that's really simple. There is some overlap with trans women, but the classic drag queen is a gay man -sometimes they're even straight, not that I've ever encountered such a rare bird. So, you have a trans man, who is a man, and does drag. It doesn't mean he wants to be a woman. Drag queens for the most part don't want to be women. It's just cultural, theatrical and fun, and doesn't necessarily reflect gender identity.

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 10:07 AM
...you're drinking, aren't you?

might be time to at least consider adding water...lol
Fred, do you like guys?

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 10:20 AM
By the way, Fred, I'm always drinking... ;)
If you ever feel I'm not quite behaving as usual, it's because I'm not...

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 10:25 AM
KD Lang absolutely wants to be a woman. She's just really great at rocking soft butch, and she's beautiful. Not your type if you're looking for a girly girl but she doesn't deserve to have her womanhood called into question because she isn't femme.

The FtM drag queen, that's really simple. There is some overlap with trans women, but the classic drag queen is a gay man -sometimes they're even straight, not that I've ever encountered such a rare bird. So, you have a trans man, who is a man, and does drag. It doesn't mean he wants to be a woman. Drag queens for the most part don't want to be women. It's just cultural, theatrical and fun, and doesn't necessarily reflect gender identity.
So, in the end, is she a dude or a lady... ? :)

OK. Have it anyway you want. But she's not very feminine to my taste. "Soft buch" is already too much of butch and not enough of fem to my taste. And as to her womanhood, I find anyone should have a right to question it as soon as "butch" is in the way, lady...

fred41
06-29-2013, 10:25 AM
Fred, do you like guys?

uhmm, if you mean to occasionally hang out with they're fine.

..if you mean more than that..no.

..if you're coming on to me...you know I'm flattered and all (PC apologies out of the way) , but no.
Plus nothing personal. but if I was gay...I think I can do better...lol

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 10:27 AM
uhmm, if you mean to occasionally hang out with they're fine.

..if you mean more than that..no.

..if you're coming on to me...you know I'm flattered and all (PC apologies out of the way) , but no.
Plus nothing personal. but if I was gay...I think I can do better...lol
Hey! Fred, don't reverse things: if you like guys or guys-like girls, it's not my doing...

fred41
06-29-2013, 10:35 AM
Hey! Fred, don't reverse things: if you like guys or guys-like girls, it's not my doing...

uhm....what?!...

reread the thread...:)

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 10:36 AM
Shit, Dan, you're drunker than I'm high.

It's not anyone's business to call anyone else's gender into question, and there are as many different ways to be a woman as there are women. Same for men. It's friggin' awesome, really, but I think people are just having trouble catching up with diversity.

fred41
06-29-2013, 10:47 AM
Shit, Dan, you're drunker than I'm high.

It's not anyone's business to call anyone else's gender into question, and there are as many different ways to be a woman as there are women. Same for men. It's friggin' awesome, really, but I think people are just having trouble catching up with diversity.

You're first sentence nailed it. I think you're gonna have to give him a pass on this one.
Plus you know he's going to apologize profusely tomorrow...lol.

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 10:57 AM
Shit, Dan, you're drunker than I'm high.

It's not anyone's business to call anyone else's gender into question, and there are as many different ways to be a woman as there are women. Same for men. It's friggin' awesome, really, but I think people are just having trouble catching up with diversity.
LOL! Diversity? No. I'm all for it. It's a matter of taste, Mrs Stepford... As you said before, she's not exactly a girly girl, she's a soft butch. That's what tends to repulse me, somewhat as a guy would. You can't argue with taste, Mrs Stepford. I thought I heard her once say she wanted to be a man. I'm not a fan. I don't pretend to know. I'm sure if you say it's not the case, you must be right. But she's really not my type.

As to not following the thread, Fred, I was one of the first to intervene here. You called me out because I said I'm not into this girl. "Are you drinking?" did you ask me. What is your fucking problem? You like her? Good for you. I don't. I think she's butchy. You like butchy girls? it's your thing, man. What the fuck?

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 10:59 AM
You're first sentence nailed it. I think you're gonna have to give him a pass on this one.
Plus you know he's going to apologize profusely tomorrow...lol.
Fred, you're a fucking weasel...

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 11:12 AM
You can't argue with taste, Mrs Stepford.

Haha, I'm not married, thanks.

I'm not saying that you should be attracted to her if you're not, but that it's backwards to assume that she doesn't know if she wants to be a woman by her presentation alone.

I actually have no idea what she's said about the matter, but we'd have definitely heard about a pronoun switch if she decided to stop being a woman.

Perhaps I'm being persnickety, but one tends to be sometimes at five in the morning. I just really don't feel like you guys know much about queer culture, and then you discuss it, so I feel like I should help you.

The espresso will wear off soon...

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 11:16 AM
Haha, I'm not married, thanks.

I'm not saying that you should be attracted to her if you're not, but that it's backwards to assume that she doesn't know if she wants to be a woman by her presentation alone.

I actually have no idea what she's said about the matter, but we'd have definitely heard about a pronoun switch if she decided to stop being a woman.

Perhaps I'm being persnickety, but one tends to be sometimes at five in the morning. I just really don't feel like you guys know much about queer culture, and then you discuss it, so I feel like I should help you.

The espresso will wear off soon...
I get you, Miss! :)

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 11:16 AM
You're first sentence nailed it. I think you're gonna have to give him a pass on this one.
Plus you know he's going to apologize profusely tomorrow...lol.

Oh, I know I nailed it!

I don't think there's anything even to apologize for.

It's really late Friday night for all of us right now.

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 11:17 AM
By the way, does that mean you're open to proposals, Ms Stepford? I said a few times that you really are my type...

danthepoetman
06-29-2013, 11:19 AM
And no, lady, you didn't nail anything for that "first line"... I'm not anymore, unfortunately, although I might have been earlier in the night. But it's indeed past five for me too though...

Jericho
06-29-2013, 01:10 PM
I love HA! :shrug :dead:

Prospero
06-29-2013, 01:14 PM
KD Lang's musc is just great...,

Corran
06-29-2013, 01:27 PM
By the way, does that mean you're open to proposals, Ms Stepford? I said a few times that you really are my type...

Stand in line, pal lol

Ben in LA
06-29-2013, 01:52 PM
Wait, what?

fred41
06-29-2013, 07:37 PM
Sent you a PM Dan...

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 08:25 PM
By the way, does that mean you're open to proposals, Ms Stepford? I said a few times that you really are my type...

Isn't there already some daft thread about marrying whores? :p

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 08:26 PM
Stand in line, pal lol

See? There's a line!

What does that tell you?

Bad news bears, man...

Rusty Eldora
06-29-2013, 08:31 PM
Originally Posted by danthepoetman
By the way, does that mean you're open to proposals, Ms Stepford? I said a few times that you really are my type.
Isn't there already some daft thread about marrying whores? :p

Well Ms Stepford, would you accept a proposal to be my Mistress, I have no need to marry anyone. Been there - Done that.

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 10:43 PM
Hmmm Seattle's a bit far...

How's the scene for working girls out there? I've kinda got a nice thing going as the only trans escort in Western New York worth paying my rates for.

Ms.Stepford
06-29-2013, 10:57 PM
Okay. That's a little pompous, but there's not much competition, and none at all if they're looking for, as much as I hate to say it, a white girl.

danthepoetman
06-30-2013, 01:07 AM
Sent you a PM Dan...
Fred, you are a real gentleman, real classy guy, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate your presence and your participation to HA, my friend! We'll definitely call all of this a silly misunderstanding and move on as friends!!


Isn't there already some daft thread about marrying whores? :p
You know Ms Stepford, open minded ladies with experience are by far the most interresting to me. You present a blend of such wit, humour and charm that it is irrisistible. No matter how foolish this thread might be (the "draft one about marrying whores"), there's no way making a "Mrs" out of you (as I was, yesterday) is a bad idea.

Jericho
07-01-2013, 08:46 AM
Fred, you are a real gentleman, real classy guy, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate your presence and your participation to HA, my friend! We'll definitely call all of this a silly misunderstanding and move on as friends!!

You pair o' wimps...Get the gloves out! :hide-1:

danthepoetman
07-01-2013, 10:06 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c50914b0a66b0a4c3da74bea7c43db1/tumblr_mlocs8QKEX1s917bwo1_400.gif
Some are a bit too young for it; I'm a bit too old... :)
But... who knows, with some financial incentive...
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3369/fedordana.gif

fred41
07-01-2013, 09:00 PM
lol...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPGJRdPhY4U