I found out I'm a transvestite predator today

[Amy Gray]

So, I actually found the whole situation today rather amusing and thought I'd share it. I stopped at this little hole in the wall in northern Maryland that makes the BEST calzones. This place has two single occupant bathrooms, one male bathroom and one female.

Anyways, I go to use the women's bathroom, probably in there for all of two minutes and I hear someone jiggle the doorknob. I ignore it and about 15 seconds later there's a click and the door opens. This lady goes to use the bathroom, finds the door locked and in her infinite wisdom she decided to ask one of the employees for the key rather than... well, assume someone is using the bathroom.

She must have caught a glimpse of something because she literally FREAKS and rushes out of the bathroom. I smirk and finish up but I can hear her kicking up a storm with the cashier complaining about how she's shocked they allow transvestites in the women's bathroom and how I could be a sexual predator (I guess predators lock themselves in single occupant bathrooms a lot). To the cashier's credit she came up to me and apologized for the woman's behavior which earned both of us a glare of contempt.

The part I find REALLY funny is before she walked in on me in the bathroom she was really nice to me and commenting how much she loved my necklace. People get worked up by the silliest things.:yayo:

[maddygirl]

Lol, sounds like a nice lady <3

[danthepoetman]

But how in hell did she learned you were a transsexual girl?

That's not just ignorant, of course, but also totally classless of her. It's in fact disgusting. People like that often don't even realize how much their own behavior make them much more obnoxious and vile than their disdain should signify about you.

[Prospero]

Because Amy was jacking off? Lol. Amy you are proof. What a deviant and depraved creature you are. I HAVE to meet you

[danthepoetman]

Because Amy was jacking off? Lol. Amy you are proof. What a deviant and depraved creature you are. I HAVE to meet you
Oups! o-o! I didn't get it! Thanks, Prospero!
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[Amy Gray]

Oups! o-o! I didn't get it! Thanks, Prospero!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5iiyRkIT1qfjej5o1_400.gif

LOL! Prospero was just being a dork, I wasn't jacking off (I'd have been in there for at close to an hour if I was). I was just using the toilet and she walked in on me when she unlocked the door. *rolls eyes*

It's funny because she was more embarrassed than I was! I should have asked her if she liked what she saw but I didn't want to cause a problem for the place since I love their food.

[GroobyKrissy]

You should have just bent her over and given her a good fuck. Sounds like she probably needs it.

Just kidding of course. I don't condone forced sex in any circumstance unless it is Wendy Summers using your tight hole.

[runround04]

Props to the employee, and we should all be so lucky to catch a glimpse.

[Idt20082008"]

Amy, if I ever see you go into a bathroom and lock the door, I'm getting the key and locking the door behind me - and I won't scream no matter WHAT I see (or you do!)

[Prospero]

A dork!!!! I was expressing a deep and passionate desire to do unspeakably dirty things with you, young lady.

[Amy Gray]

A dork!!!! I was expressing a deep and passionate desire to do unspeakably dirty things with you, young lady.

Fine, you're a flattering dork.

[Prospero]

A dorkupine ...for?

[danthepoetman]

Do you know a show entitled "What Would You Do?", Amy? An ABC show. They put some people in odd situations to see how they would react. Once, there was a transsexal girl waiting tables at a restaurant who was bothered by an actor, to see how people around would react. I don't remember where in the US it was taking place. But anyways, people all took side with the girl against the actor. It was refreshing to see. I think that some knowledge is spreading and people in general are much more open than they used to be, even though threre is still abominable stuff happening...
Here, for general stuff about this show: http://abcnews.go.com/WhatWouldYouDo/

[rockabilly]

This is Dateline NBC's next show with Chris Hansen ... Amy is a warrior!

[youngblood61]

You should have just bent her over and given her a good fuck. Sounds like she probably needs it.

Just kidding of course. I don't condone forced sex in any circumstance unless it is Wendy Summers using your tight hole.Wendy sure did use her hole!:jerkoff

[SXFX]

well that's kind of fucked up...i mean the fucking door was fucking locked...wtf is her major issue?

[danthepoetman]

This is Dateline NBC's next show with Chris Hansen ... Amy is a warrior!
Yes! You're right, Rockabilly. Thanks!!

[Dino Velvet]

This is Dateline NBC's next show with Chris Hansen ... Amy is a warrior!

He walks in and tries to menace her with his microphone cornering her in the stall but Amy turns around and hoses 'em down sending him running for the exit.

[danthepoetman]

He walks in and tries to menace her with his microphone cornering her in the stall but Amy turns around and hoses 'em down sending him running for the exit.
;)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44706000/jpg/_44706473_water_afp466b.jpg

[VictoriaVeil]

So, I actually found the whole situation today rather amusing and thought I'd share it. I stopped at this little hole in the wall in northern Maryland that makes the BEST calzones. This place has two single occupant bathrooms, one male bathroom and one female.

Anyways, I go to use the women's bathroom, probably in there for all of two minutes and I hear someone jiggle the doorknob. I ignore it and about 15 seconds later there's a click and the door opens. This lady goes to use the bathroom, finds the door locked and in her infinite wisdom she decided to ask one of the employees for the key rather than... well, assume someone is using the bathroom.

She must have caught a glimpse of something because she literally FREAKS and rushes out of the bathroom. I smirk and finish up but I can hear her kicking up a storm with the cashier complaining about how she's shocked they allow transvestites in the women's bathroom and how I could be a sexual predator (I guess predators lock themselves in single occupant bathrooms a lot). To the cashier's credit she came up to me and apologized for the woman's behavior which earned both of us a glare of contempt.

The part I find REALLY funny is before she walked in on me in the bathroom she was really nice to me and commenting how much she loved my necklace. People get worked up by the silliest things.:yayo:


Imagine if she found out you did transbian porn. :geek:

[Dino Velvet]

;)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44706000/jpg/_44706473_water_afp466b.jpg

Her back teeth were really floatin'. Probably barely made it.

[danthepoetman]

Her back teeth were really floatin'. Probably barely made it.
http://affatshionista.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/fat-girl-floating.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

http://affatshionista.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/fat-girl-floating.jpg

Horrible bedwetter. So soaked the bed isn't visible anymore. Probably orders a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender for one straw. Everyone knows a gal like that.

[christianxxx]

i guess the peeing standing up joke was too obvious

[danthepoetman]

i guess the peeing standing up joke was too obvious
Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...

[christianxxx]

man that joke went right over your head. hilarious

[Rabbiteyes]

Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...

I dunno why, she has the equipment...and it is easier / faster that way... sooooo.....

[danthepoetman]

man that joke went right over your head. hilarious
"Over" mine? So I guess it was under yours. But then again, so many of your interventions comes from the bottom one, Christian...

[danthepoetman]

I dunno why, she has the equipment...and it is easier / faster that way... sooooo.....
I guess I'm lifting the toilet seat so much I just can't figure you girls not doing it sitting... lol

[envivision]

. I stopped at this little hole in the wall in northern Maryland that makes the BEST calzones.

That was your first mistake. Get out of that God forsaken dumphole and move west.

[Amy Gray]

Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...

:whistle: ...yeah... I'd nevvvvver do that. That'd just be ungirlylike. nervous glance

Because I'm nothing if not girly. :dead-1:

[Dino Velvet]

I guess I'm lifting the toilet seat so much I just can't figure you girls not doing it sitting... lol

http://menstuff.org/logos/girl%20peeing.jpg

[danthepoetman]

Now that's incredibly cute, Dino!!

[danthepoetman]

I dunno why, she has the equipment...and it is easier / faster that way... sooooo.....


:whistle: ...yeah... I'd nevvvvver do that. That'd just be ungirlylike. nervous glance

Because I'm nothing if not girly. :dead-1:
Ladies, when I interact with you, I feel nothing but girly vibes. To me, you are girls! as totally and completely as I can think of any girl; so no: I don't immidiately think you could urinate like I do... :)

[Wendy Summers]

Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...




I have a hard time imagining her putting the seat UP before doing it...


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[danthepoetman]

I have a hard time imagining her putting the seat UP before doing it...


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LOL!
Wendy, cold is not good for the buns! My mother used to say you could catch hemoroids -God keep her soul...

[Castor_Troy05]

I thought this thread meant Amy was hunting transvestites. Sorry you had that experience Amy

[youngblood61]

I have a hard time imagining her putting the seat UP before doing it...


:hide-1::hide-1::hide-1:She probably likes peeing on the seat lol!:)

[robertlouis]

So, I actually found the whole situation today rather amusing and thought I'd share it. I stopped at this little hole in the wall in northern Maryland that makes the BEST calzones. This place has two single occupant bathrooms, one male bathroom and one female.

Anyways, I go to use the women's bathroom, probably in there for all of two minutes and I hear someone jiggle the doorknob. I ignore it and about 15 seconds later there's a click and the door opens. This lady goes to use the bathroom, finds the door locked and in her infinite wisdom she decided to ask one of the employees for the key rather than... well, assume someone is using the bathroom.

She must have caught a glimpse of something because she literally FREAKS and rushes out of the bathroom. I smirk and finish up but I can hear her kicking up a storm with the cashier complaining about how she's shocked they allow transvestites in the women's bathroom and how I could be a sexual predator (I guess predators lock themselves in single occupant bathrooms a lot). To the cashier's credit she came up to me and apologized for the woman's behavior which earned both of us a glare of contempt.

The part I find REALLY funny is before she walked in on me in the bathroom she was really nice to me and commenting how much she loved my necklace. People get worked up by the silliest things.:yayo:


Sounds like the kind of woman who thinks that gay people getting married directly threatens her own relationship. Oh well. :loser: