Could you be a Brostitute?

[Stavros]

Another form of escorting I suppose, although I am assuming this is a comedy...

Brostitute with Tim Roth - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA2wOpOa63c)

[Dino Velvet]

That was great. Enjoyed the way they filmed it too. Thanks. Lonely depressing life of being a brostitute living out of a suitcase going from one town to another to supply people of the same gender some platonic companionship. Ask about the VIP Total Bro-Out rate.

Tim Roth is worse than Ramrod.

[bluesoul]

personally i don't think i could do it. you can just never trust who you're hanging out with these days especially if you brostitute. but i know there are guys out there who can't pass up the chance to play madden with bro off the streets. just not for me- maybe unless it was GTA

[Rabbiteyes]

$150 a night?! Pshaa, I'll could get that for a pizza and some beer.

[bluesoul]

$150 a night?! Pshaa, I'll could get that for a pizza and some beer.

you're paying for the convenience. i mean- you go to a club, meet a bro and end up kicking it later you're still spending money on the pizza and most likely buying a pitcher (or two).

also, you want someone that's actually good at giving high fives

[Dino Velvet]

Willie Nelson would be a good Brostitute. He rolls a joint faster than Billy The Kid can draw a pistol and he'll have great campfire stories about America attacking itself on September 11th. The other tales of wine, women, and song will probably be just as fun.

http://kushsmoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Marijuana_Willie_Nelson_LArry_King.jpg

Willie Nelson - On the Road Again [HD] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaTuxUjCzB4)

[starkem]

:wiggle: I'm totally in! I could use some non-sexual residual income! But I could never compete against celebrity Bros.

:(