Are american tgirls jealous of asian ladyboys?

[gugaxamot]

I thought I sensed hostility in the ladyboy threads. R american ttgirls jealous of the delicate beauty of asian ladyboys?

[GroobyKrissy]

I thought I sensed hostility in the ladyboy threads. R american ttgirls jealous of the delicate beauty of asian ladyboys?

Well, duh. Who wouldn't be.

I mean, let's just face the facts. Who doesn't want to be Asian? You're smarter, funnier, wittier, classier, more productive, need I go on?

PLUS: You get awesome food, can blend in with over half of the population (bye-bye NSA), automatically know martial arts... and on and on and on.

C'mon. What is there NOT to be jealous of?

[Prospero]

adorable...

[LibertyHarkness]

yeah and you get Eggshen from Big Trouble in Little China as your guardian all the time :)

[Rabbiteyes]

Humm, some of them. Asians seem to transition so well (and are so cute).

Then again, some don't transition as well....so....

[Prospero]

ans then some of them are unique...

[GroobyKrissy]

yeah and you get Eggshen from Big Trouble in Little China as your guardian all the time :)

And then there is that. I have no idea what that means but see... we're just agreeable sorts too.

[timxxx]

It's the white soul singer syndrome or face like Jan Brewer,voice like an Angel syndrome.

If Adele was black,people wouldn't be as impressed.Because it would be 'easier' for a black woman to sing like that.

[GroobyKrissy]

You automatically know how to cook rice.

Perfectly.

Every. single. time.

No crunchiness. No glob of sticky paste.

Perfect rice.

THAT ALONE... worth it.

I have White friends who can't even get Uncle Ben's right.

[Prospero]

Catty lass... chairman Meowwww

[Dino Velvet]

I have White friends who can't even get Uncle Ben's right.

I have to obsessively micro-manage it or I forget wandering away and it burns.

[MrsKellyPierce]

No not really, I'm glad to see there are several girls in America to look to now that speak english well and represent the American niche well.

Eva Lin and Venus Lux, before it was just Yasmin :)

Now there are more coming out.

However I can't say I have ever been attracted to an asian man, due to the fact when I look at him I picture him in drag.

I'm like ooh he could be a pretty girl.

Just saying their looks are quite similar.

[bluesoul]

automatically know martial arts...

this would be my pick.

then i too could get held by bruce lee after he whops my ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8CtOqJy6xM

p.s. i have a serious crush on lucy liu and yoko ono

[GroobyKrissy]

Catty lass... chairman Meowwww

And, we are polite to a fault. It is chairPERSON. Get it right you sexist tool.

[Dino Velvet]

And, we are polite to a fault.

I almost forgot to pay Lemon Drop once. She would have been too polite to mention anything too. I woulda felt horrible. Kinda her fault too for a different reason.

[Prospero]

Krissy... it gets way too fussy and PC to say Chairperson when i am making a crass pun

[GroobyKrissy]

Krissy... it gets way too fussy and PC to say Chairperson when i am making a crass pun

OK (I got the pun).
Um.
You do realize I don't really think this stuff, right?

[GroobyKrissy]

I almost forgot to pay Lemon Drop once. She would have been too polite to mention anything too. I woulda felt horrible. Kinda her fault too for a different reason.

We are also masters of revenge so I would be careful about "dine and ditch" with Lemon Drop. Actually, that may have something to do with your latest episode... Payback (there is a Lucy Liu reference in there somewhere for Bluesoul).

[Amy Gray]

I wish I was hung like an Asian ladyboy. :(

[maxpower]

Fuckin' Asians.

[GroobyKrissy]

I wish I was hung like an Asian ladyboy. :(

Hey... is there a subtle dig in there somewhere? I am squinting but I can only sense it.

And again, for fuck's sake people. It is Asian PERSONPERSON. I am sick and tired of all y'all being so sexiest.

[GroobyKrissy]

Fuckin' Asians.

And.... BOOM! My Hero :) *swoons*

[Nikka]

Americans are always jealous

[MrsKellyPierce]

I'm jealous of their photographers and surgeons lol

[GroobyKrissy]

To be fair, there are some American girls that are "honorary Asians".

Tara Emory for her seamstress skills.
Everyone knows that Asians can sew (or, so do) anything. Tara is a shining example of channeling her inner Asian and creating some of the most incredible, beautiful outfits in all of porn. Honorary Asian.

Nikka for her musical prowess.
Asians created music. That is just fact. I mean, c'mon. K-pop. Nikka channels her inner Asian to create music that Buddha himself relaxes to. Honorary Asian.

Jane Marie for her perfectly crafted nails.
Fact. Without Asians, the world would be one big overgrown, fungus-ridden toenail. Jane Marie has perfectly crafted nails... always. It is a gift. Honorary Asian.

Wendy Williams for her drive.
Asians can drive their careers better than anyone else. With years of domineering parents providing ample guidance behind the wheel, you can be sure that anyone who has accomplished the things that Wendy Williams has... Honorary Asian.

I could go on and on. Fuck it. Everyone. Honorary Asian. End the jealousy. Y'all are now Asian. Congratulations. Somebody make me a railroad and get me some tea.

[Dino Velvet]

We are also masters of revenge so I would be careful about "dine and ditch" with Lemon Drop. Actually, that may have something to do with your latest episode... Payback (there is a Lucy Liu reference in there somewhere for Bluesoul).

Her problem is she's so slutty she forgets she's on the clock.

[Nikka]

Nikka for her musical prowess.
.

hey krissy , btw I saw yesterday myspace is fixing up their shit and now seems to be working better, all thanks to Justin Timberlake, he didn'tet myspace die

https://myspace.com/edonisedonis

[GroobyKrissy]

hey krissy , btw I saw yesterday myspace is fixing up their shit and now seems to be working better, all thanks to Justin Timberlake, he didn'tet myspace die

https://myspace.com/edonisedonis

Well, that Justin. He's a giver. Definitely NOT honorary Asian though. That box does not want that dick - JT Fans will get that.

[magus13]

The problem with Asian Ts is that I'm horny again about 45 minutes after we have sex.

JK

[GroobyKrissy]

The problem with Asian Ts is that I'm horny again about 45 minutes after we have sex.

JK

Keeps you coming back for more... I would call that "brilliant"... not a "problem". And let's just be honest. Nobody can last 45 minutes anyway with an Asian TS, even if it were Bobby Lee himself in a skirt. We're just that good.

Two minutes tops. The rest is just letting the sex settle and then going back for seconds of More Sexual Goodness.

[mrtrebus]

What, all of them?

[Dino Velvet]

even if it were Bobby Lee himself in a skirt. We're just that good.

Thought this guy was Bobby Lee but it was guy who does commercials for Post Office.

http://www.rafu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/aaron-takahashi.png

http://www.americancomedyco.com/media/catalog/product/b/o/bobby_lee_banner_web.jpg
http://www.3ad.com/history/cold.war/scans/red.arrow.up.gifThis might be Bobby Lee but still could be other guy.http://www.3ad.com/history/cold.war/scans/red.arrow.up.gif

[EvaCassini]

:D


Monty Python- I Like Chinese (1980) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH2P_pVze6s)

[GroobyKrissy]

Thought this guy was Bobby Lee but it was guy who does commercials for Post Office.

http://www.rafu.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/aaron-takahashi.png

http://www.americancomedyco.com/media/catalog/product/b/o/bobby_lee_banner_web.jpg
http://www.3ad.com/history/cold.war/scans/red.arrow.up.gifThis might be Bobby Lee but still could be other guy.http://www.3ad.com/history/cold.war/scans/red.arrow.up.gif

Fuckin' Asians all look alike anyway. What's the diff?

[Dino Velvet]

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-jc75IF7gOk/hqdefault.jpghttp://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Ma_Mh/MadTV/season14/madtv77.jpghttp://i4.ytimg.com/vi/34oV_ZXz1jU/hqdefault.jpg

[GroobyKrissy]

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-jc75IF7gOk/hqdefault.jpghttp://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Ma_Mh/MadTV/season14/madtv77.jpghttp://i4.ytimg.com/vi/34oV_ZXz1jU/hqdefault.jpg

Ummm... didn't give you permission to post those pictures of me here. Please remove.

I have to say though... meeting the Pres... way cool.

[Dino Velvet]

Fuckin' Asians all look alike anyway. What's the diff?

Bobby Lee could play both parts here.

Calgon Detergeant's Ancient Chinese Secret - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJP5f-fsHrs)

[Dino Velvet]

I have to say though... meeting the Pres... way cool.

Mubarak is a good guy. I agree.

http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Ma_Mh/MadTV/season14/madtv77.jpg

http://expressmalayalam.com/Photos%5CGAL29_09_40_13_8270000_P1_7egypt%20presi% 20mubarak.jpg

[Ms.Stepford]

I'm not the jealous type, but when I was a kid a Korean-American friend of my family told me that he, because he was Asian, had a microchip in his brain that made him good at stuff. He was really good at stuff (and still has the hottest body out of my father's friends in his fifties), so I believed him until I made an ass of myself in school.

[amberskyi]

I'm jealous of their skin...its so hard to find an Asian chick with acne.i have like thee worst skin.i do love my big black booty tho and thats rare on asian girls

[GroobyKrissy]

I'm not the jealous type, but when I was a kid a Korean-American friend of my family told me that he, because he was Asian, had a microchip in his brain that made him good at stuff. He was really good at stuff (and still has the hottest body out of my father's friends in his fifties), so I believed him until I made an ass of myself in school.

It is a common misconception that ALL Asians have the microchip. It is actually only Koreans, specifically, South Koreans (sorry Northies). Usually, when you mix the blood and become Korean-American, the American part is so caustic that it dissolves the chip. That is why I am for not mixing bloodlines.

[Amy Gray]

Hey... is there a subtle dig in there somewhere? I am squinting but I can only sense it.

Oh krissy, can you please stop talking about your penis in euphemism?

BAM! And that is why they call me the white wit... or was it twit, my hearing isn't so good.

[GroobyKrissy]

Oh krissy, can you please stop talking about your penis in euphemism?

BAM! And that is why they call me the white wit... or was it twit, my hearing isn't so good.

Shut your pie-hole since your other hole is wide open.

[Amy Gray]

Shut your pie-hole since your other hole is wide open.

Yeah... now how will I ever have sexy times with all the lovely asian ladyboys if I can't even feel it!? :(

It'd be like throwing a cocktail weenie down a hallway!

[GroobyKrissy]

Yeah... now how will I ever have sexy times with all the lovely asian ladyboys if I can't even feel it!? :(

It'd be like throwing a cocktail weenie down a hallway!

And all those white bitches will be chasin' it down.

[GroobyKrissy]

Next?

[Cecil Rhodes]

I thought I sensed hostility in the ladyboy threads. R american ttgirls jealous of the delicate beauty of asian ladyboys?

Oh course they are . They are so envious of those Centimeter Peters the Asians have .

[Cecil Rhodes]

Keeps you coming back for more... I would call that "brilliant"... not a "problem". And let's just be honest. Nobody can last 45 minutes anyway with an Asian TS, even if it were Bobby Lee himself in a skirt. We're just that good.

Two minutes tops. The rest is just letting the sex settle and then going back for seconds of More Sexual Goodness.

It's actually all of that salt content in the MSG . It acts as an inhibitor that effects the ability of testosterone to sustain an erection by not diverting blood flow into the penis .

[Amy Gray]

It's actually all of that salt content in the MSG . It acts as an inhibitor that effects the ability of testosterone to sustain an erection by not diverting blood flow into the penis .
Dammit! I knew they were dipping their peens in MSG! No wonder everyone wants them!

[GroobyKrissy]

It's actually all of that salt content in the MSG . It acts as an inhibitor that effects the ability of testosterone to sustain an erection by not diverting blood flow into the penis .

Like I said...

More
Sexual
Goodness

[GroobyKrissy]

Oh course they are . They are so envious of those Centimeter Peters the Asians have .

C'mon... Even you Can't Imply Lamely that Hundreds of Asians Suffer... All of them, from Small, Miniscule Apparatus. LoL, Dicks, I've found, Come in all Kinds of sizes.

[PEPE3Z]

I am not american, but I believe this thread deserves a prize.. for stupidness.

[GroobyKrissy]

I am not american, but I believe this thread deserves a prize.. for stupidness.

Ya think?

[Dino Velvet]

And all those white bitches will be chasin' it down.

What happened???

http://golftips.golfsmith.com/DM-Resize/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/94/250/dv1851023.jpg?w=600&h=600&keep_ratio=1

[BellaBellucci]

I thought I sensed hostility in the ladyboy threads. R american ttgirls jealous of the delicate beauty of asian ladyboys?

Ooooh! Me so jellllly!

me so horny - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY)

... me love you long time! <3

~BB~

[Amy Gray]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/STDdjcBPTnI/AAAAAAAABPo/HA6ttjhCtVw/s400/octopus+afrojacks+dot+com.jpg

yeah, it's like that.

[robertlouis]

I thought that tgirls were jealous of all other tgirls regardless of racial origin; it's like a legal obligation. :dancing:

That jealousy thing, it's just in the DNA.... ;)

[BellaBellucci]

I thought that tgirls were jealous of all other tgirls regardless of racial origin; it's like a legal obligation. :dancing:

That jealousy thing, it's just in the DNA.... ;)

Yeah, no. :lol:

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Yeah, no. :lol:

~BB~



Yeh but no but yeh but no but.....

[Cecil Rhodes]

I am not american, but I believe this thread deserves a prize.. for stupidness.

I bet you wish you were .

[Cecil Rhodes]

Ya think?

Full Metal Jacket Born to Kill/Peace Button Duality of Man - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEViYvojtY&feature=player_detailpage)

[Amy Gray]

http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/08/53/63442821177613/0/review-battle-hymn-tiger-mother.w654.jpg

[Prospero]

GroobyKrissy... I slept on it and do realise .... lol..... an i still think this is an adorable thread. Very funny

[Amy Gray]

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/38968673.jpg

[GroobyKrissy]

http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/38968673.jpg

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[GroobyKrissy]

Full Metal Jacket Born to Kill/Peace Button Duality of Man - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEViYvojtY&feature=player_detailpage)

You get my last post to you?

[GroobyKrissy]

I thought that tgirls were jealous of all other tgirls regardless of racial origin; it's like a legal obligation. :dancing:

That jealousy thing, it's just in the DNA.... ;)

I love that saying about how girls dress for other girls... not for guys. So true.

[GroobyKrissy]

GroobyKrissy... I slept on it and do realise .... lol..... an i still think this is an adorable thread. Very funny

Whew!
Was just checking... not everyone gets my humor. It is probably my thick accent.

[Prospero]

But I sure wouldn't mess with YOU lady!

[maxpower]

You get my last post to you?


I saw that. :wink:

[GroobyKrissy]

I saw that. :wink:

And I take it you agree with my statement then? Just surprised Cecil has nothing to say about that.

[robertlouis]

Fuckin' Asians. :fu:

[GroobyKrissy]

Fuckin' Asians. :fu:

Ain't it the truth. Well said.

[Amy Gray]

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Maybe if there were Asians in my bed... :mad:

[robertlouis]

A point of clarification here please ladies.

Are American tgirls jealous of Asian-American ladyboys or Asian Ladyboys in general?

Think carefully please. The future of the planet is at stake.

[robertlouis]

Maybe if there were Asians in my bed... :mad:



You can get a spray...... :hide-1: :dancing:

[GroobyKrissy]

Maybe if there were Asians in my bed... :mad:

What? You have Asians in your head? Sorry... my hearing none too good.

[GroobyKrissy]

You can get a spray...... :hide-1: :dancing:

Well, I DO hear that some Asians (rhymes with Siamese) are good with their spy equipment.

[GroobyKrissy]

A point of clarification here please ladies.

Are American tgirls jealous of Asian-American ladyboys or Asian Ladyboys in general?

Think carefully please. The future of the planet is at stake.

Several posts ago I bestowed Asian status on all American girls... so your question now makes no sense. All I read now is:

Are American Asian Peoplepeople jealous of Asian-American peoplepeople or Asian peoplepeople?

[robertlouis]

Well, I DO hear that some Asians (rhymes with Siamese) are good with their spy equipment.


Sexy, huh? :dancing:

[robertlouis]

Full circle Krissy. QED.


I thought that tgirls were jealous of all other tgirls regardless of racial origin; it's like a legal obligation. :dancing:

That jealousy thing, it's just in the DNA.... ;)

[GroobyKrissy]

Sexy, huh? :dancing:

My typical response would be that Asian anything is sexy. But, I do kind of have to draw the line at Asian bugs in Amy's bed. Creepy crawlies give me the heebie jeebies.

[GroobyKrissy]

Full circle Krissy. QED.

Me good math.

[Willie Escalade]

Asians can drive...
No I didn't just read this. One if the reasons I avoid Valley Blvd between Atlantic and Santa Anita, as well as W. Olympic Blvd between Alvarado and Crenshaw. :whistle:

Love ya, Krissy! :kiss:

[GroobyKrissy]

No I didn't just read this. One if the reasons I avoid Valley Blvd between Atlantic and Santa Anita, as well as W. Olympic Blvd between Alvarado and Crenshaw. :whistle:

Love ya, Krissy! :kiss:

Hey... I never said that. You are taking me out of context. You should just take me in the bed.

[Amy Gray]

My typical response would be that Asian anything is sexy.

If you say so...
http://pichars.org/store/2015_original_WNSIN.

[GroobyKrissy]

If you say so...
http://pichars.org/store/2015_original_WNSIN.

One good laugh before bed. THAT is the way to end the day :) Sleep tight with that picture in your head all :)

I mean... GEEZ... not even good taste in bras! A TINY bit of effort too much to ask? I hate these but all I can say is... SMH.

[robertlouis]

Hey... I never said that. You are taking me out of context. You should just take me in the bed.

Asians can drive? You've never been to Shenzhen, have you Krissy?

Think Ben Hur with 10,000 Toyotas and the drivers having breakfasted on Red Bull and a handful of amphetamines.

[Tiffany Starr]

I am not. I am a lover not a fighter. I am the kind of girl that loves to take home other TS women regardless or race. It's all a win win for me.

[Willie Escalade]

Hey... I never said that. You are taking me out of context. You should just take me in the bed.

Soon...soon...

[TatianaSummer]

I never heard those two words together.
Jealous & T-girls

First time for everything, LOL :dead:

[Cecil Rhodes]

And I take it you agree with my statement then? Just surprised Cecil has nothing to say about that.

OK, here you go .....

"Collateral" club scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CePA2hwUjbk&feature=player_detailpage)

[Cecil Rhodes]

Well, I DO hear that some Asians (rhymes with Siamese) are good with their spy equipment.

Their equipment came from a guy named Bill from Arkansas and a guy named Barry from Kenya by way of Hawaii and Indonesia .

[Cecil Rhodes]

This is a better version .....

collateral fever club scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlUduG2OJc&feature=player_detailpage)

[LongTom101]

I thought I sensed hostility in the ladyboy threads. R american ttgirls jealous of the delicate beauty of asian ladyboys?

Probably

[Dino Velvet]

Asians can drive...

I'm calling horseshit too. I avoid Sawtelle between Santa Monica and Olympic and encourage other good round-eye drivers to also do the same.

[GroobyKrissy]

I'm calling horseshit too. I avoid Sawtelle between Santa Monica and Olympic and encourage other good round-eye drivers to also do the same.

What the hell people? I don't know where you are all getting the impression that I said Asians can drive. Even Superman has his Kryptonite. Sheesh!

[GroobyKrissy]

Oh course they are . They are so envious of those Centimeter Peters the Asians have .


C'mon... Even you Can't Imply Lamely that Hundreds of Asians Suffer... All of them, from Small, Miniscule Apparatus. LoL, Dicks, I've found, Come in all Kinds of sizes.

Read it this way:

C'mon...
Even you
Can't
Imply
Lamely that

Hundreds of
Asians
Suffer...

All of them, from

Small,
Miniscule
Apparatus.
Lo
L

Dicks,
I've found,
Come in all
Kinds of sizes
.

[VictoriaVeil]

What the hell people? I don't know where you are all getting the impression that I said Asians can drive. Even Superman has his Kryptonite. Sheesh!



Asians Can't Drive?

[Cecil Rhodes]

What the hell people? I don't know where you are all getting the impression that I said Asians can drive. Even Superman has his Kryptonite. Sheesh!

And Paula Deen has The N-Word

[GroobyKrissy]

Asians Can't Drive?

We prefer to be chauffeured around by White folk.

[danthepoetman]

We prefer to be chauffeured around by White folk.
I'll drive you to HEAVEN anytime, Krissy!!

[GroobyKrissy]

I'll drive you to HEAVEN anytime, Krissy!!

Careful Hon. You just may find me waiting in your backseat one day.