20,000 posts??? Fuckn A right!

[ed_jaxon]

Hands down the most prolific and funny poster here on HA. Let's lift a cold Hamms to my man Dino.

You da man!

[Dino Velvet]

No cold hands please. Still traumatized.

[nysprod]

No cold hands please. Still traumatized.

Quite a remarkable feat considering the amount of brain tissue that has prolapsed thru his asshole...

[Dino Velvet]

Quite a remarkable feat considering the amount of brain tissue that has prolapsed thru his asshole...

Got enough left to make my fingers hit these keys but barely.

Vincent D'Onofrio as Pooh Bear in The Salton Sea - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OME0n5USovo)

[nysprod]

Got enough left to make my fingers hit these keys but barely.

Vincent D'Onofrio as Pooh Bear in The Salton Sea - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OME0n5USovo)

Count Fistula lives!

[Odelay]

Good goin' Dino. Keep it up!

[robertlouis]

Dammit. I missed the moment. :(

Sincerely, well done mate. Greetings across the ocean, and keep up the, occasionally ;), good work.

[Dino Velvet]

Dammit. I missed the moment. :(

Sincerely, well done mate. Greetings across the ocean, and keep up the, occasionally ;), good work.

Good like quality or just quantity???

[robertlouis]

Good like quality or just quantity???

That's what the "occasionally" was about , Dino. :whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

That's what the "occasionally" was about , Dino. :whistle:

Lucky this board isn't a bar or I'd be turned away for drunkenness often having around 502 posts.

[nysprod]

That's what the "occasionally" was about , Dino. :whistle:

Robert, I know Dino Velvet...and you sir, are no Dino Velvet!

[Dino Velvet]

Grandpa's Guitars - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfQ-Xg_MS3k)

[youngblood61]

Congrats DV!:)

[GroobyKrissy]

As congratulations, I offer free raping... I mean services. This thing needs a strikethrough.

[robertlouis]

Robert, I know Dino Velvet...and you sir, are no Dino Velvet!

As long as you don't think I'm this guy I can just about bear it, NY.

And nobody but nobody is Dino Velvet.

Thank goodness..... :dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

Dan Quayle cracks still in 2013? What used to be low hanging fruit has rotted on the ground ages ago.

[robertlouis]

Lucky this board isn't a bar or I'd be turned away for drunkenness often having around 502 posts.



Listen, Dino, there's enough of us in that category that we could get together and open our own bar.

Hey, there's an idea. I'll supply the whisky*. You can be mine host and occasional bouncer. It will be a riot. And Pantic will supply the girls, I mean men, I mean.....



*Note that there is no "e" in whisky. Not the stuff that's drinkable anyway.

[Dino Velvet]

Listen, Dino, there's enough of us in that category that we could get together and open our own bar.

Hey, there's an idea. I'll supply the whisky*. You can be mine host and occasional bouncer. It will be a riot. And Pantic will supply the girls, I mean men, I mean.....



*Note that there is no "e" in whisky. Not the stuff that's drinkable anyway.

If I drink on the job I'll start juggling semi-autos and tanto knives at the door to entertain the drunks.

[nysprod]

Dan Quayle cracks still in 2013? What used to be low hanging fruit has rotted on the ground ages ago.

Count Fistula his ownself...

[robertlouis]

If I drink on the job I'll start juggling semi-autos and tanto knives at the door to entertain the drunks.


Perfect. We'll have our own reality TV show in less than six months.

[maxpower]

Cheers, Dino! :cheers: Keep it up, man. This place wouldn't be the same without you. I'll smoke a bong hit in your honor.

[Dino Velvet]

I joined this board late 2005. I did have an interest in transsexual ladies as an added variety to GGs but I had never met a TS even though I live in LA. One of the main reasons I joined this board is because it would have me. I was kicked off board after board and always knew my time was short especially with my impulse control issues and outrageous dope smoking. Mods would PM me the same stuff recognizing that I was nice enough to the other members but so disgusting I was like a corruptible virus. I felt close to getting kicked off this board a few times but it never happened so I continue to make toilet here.

[danthepoetman]

Jesus Christ! I was sleeping, God damn it!
Dino, not only are you the dean, here; not only are you the friend of every body, you're just an amazing guy!!! We come here, we always know we have a friend around! You know about the show, "Cheers", "Where everybody know your name"? Dino, you make every one of us feel the same way. You're not just a nice guy, buddy, you're a big brother, you're a dean, you're a friend to anyone who comes around.
I'll tell you something from my scholar background. We know today that it is very difficult to give someone any kind of authority. Because we know that anyone to whom you give any kind of authority will in some way, even insignificant, will abuse of it. That's the greatest problem we find, philosophically, with humanity. But you, Dino, you alway find a way to be nice and welcoming to anyone who comes around! You, my friend, are a genuinly nice person. And I congratulate you on being the pillar of this place, where I found severall friends, inclucinding you, bro. And I assure you I couldn't say the same in any other occurence...

[robertlouis]

I joined this board late 2005. I did have an interest in transsexual ladies as an added variety to GGs but I had never met a TS even though I live in LA. One of the main reasons I joined this board is because it would have me. I was kicked off board after board and always knew my time was short especially with my impulse control issues and outrageous dope smoking. Mods would PM me the same stuff recognizing that I was nice enough to the other members but so disgusting I was like a corruptible virus. I felt close to getting kicked off this board a few times but it never happened so I continue to make toilet here.

That's one of the most gracious acceptance speeches I've ever read.

Arise, SIR Dino.

[nysprod]

I joined this board late 2005. I did have an interest in transsexual ladies as an added variety to GGs but I had never met a TS even though I live in LA. One of the main reasons I joined this board is because it would have me. I was kicked off board after board and always knew my time was short especially with my impulse control issues and outrageous dope smoking. Mods would PM me the same stuff recognizing that I was nice enough to the other members but so disgusting I was like a corruptible virus. I felt close to getting kicked off this board a few times but it never happened so I continue to make toilet here.

More like a corrupting virus I would say...but seriously, I feel amazingly lucky to be able to say I was there when Dino's odometer rolled past 20,000.

[Dino Velvet]

That's one of the most gracious acceptance speeches I've ever read.

Arise, SIR Dino.

Wrote the rough draft on toilet paper in poo.

[buttslinger]

I smell a party comin' on.

[flabbybody]

disgusting in a lovable way. Mazal Tov on 20K Dino

[Dino Velvet]

disgusting in a lovable way. Mazal Tov on 20K Dino

Molotov Cocktail right back at 'ya, Flabby. На здоровье!

[danthepoetman]

I smell a party comin' on.
I wish we could hold one for him...

[MrsKellyPierce]

WHAT?!? you beat me!

[Dino Velvet]

WHAT?!? you beat me!

Still look back fondly when you first showed up and were making 100+ posts a day. You must have laughed your ass off at all the confused reactions.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Still look back fondly when you first showed up and were making 100+ posts a day. You must have laughed your ass off at all the confused reactions.
haha I did and I loved that I made so many people get mad hha

[Willie Escalade]

And here I am trying to hit 10,000...damn!

[Prospero]

Dino ... you are THE MAN... a star etc etc... now keep the werd shit comng.

[robertlouis]

Dino ... you are THE MAN... a star etc etc... now keep the werd shit comng.

I rather suspect that you'll be next to cross the 20K threshold, Prospero....

[Prospero]

Nahhhhh I am slowing down.... Dino will keep ahead of me and the other frequent fliers here.... sailing towards 30,000 before we know it

[danthepoetman]

And here I am trying to hit 10,000...damn!
I was about to say "I'm not, baby" when I saw it was you, Willie...
Well, fuck it, we'll see: in a week, tomorrow, I'll be dead. We will all be. Tomorrow, it will be all over... And if not, well, let's have a ball, Willie!

[Prospero]

Peggy Lee:Is That All There Is? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9kKf7SHco)

[danthepoetman]

Peggy Lee:Is That All There Is? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9kKf7SHco)
Love this one. Kurt Weil, who else?

[rockabilly]

Congrats Dino take a victory lap. Im glad to hand of the crown of prolific poster to the Professor of Prolapse.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Congrats, Dino!!! At on time, Dino and I were neck & neck in the posting department....then I took a little leave of absence.

[dderek123]

Way to go Dino.

[Prospero]

way to go before what... he achieve a million posts? That must be his goal. Then everyone here takes him out to the holiday island of his choice, buys him the platinum hooker of his choice and all the booze, food and drugs he can consume. Way to go indeed.....

[dderek123]

way to go before what... he achieve a million posts? That must be his goal. Then everyone here takes him out to the holiday island of his choice, buys him the platinum hooker of his choice and all the booze, food and drugs he can consume. Way to go indeed.....

Well ... I'm going to do a million posts. So ... why don't you guys just do all that stuff for me in advance.

http://www.metroparent.com/images/cache/9557f6023699e94a908b3ff4a5f3709e.jpeg

[Prospero]

I got a Hershey bar for you Dderek if you fly over to London... that might do as a start

[dderek123]

I got a Hershey bar for you Dderek if you fly over to London... that might do as a start

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnHrebzJYeJqoBF_Kfjgv9FbStvy1vd V3vpIMEyhnkGWZoseF_Bg

[Nikka]

congratulations!!!

[irvin66]

Congratulations Dino you are the man! :cheers:

[Ecstatic]

Congrats, Dino, from the second person to reach the 1000 post mark (waaay back when...Megabody was first). I'll have to post about 14,000 pics of ladyboys to catch up to you now though..........

[Erika1487]

Dino is the man!

[tsadriana]

Dino is the man!
Yes he is ,he just love my salad:salad

[Erika1487]

Yes he is ,he just love my salad:salad

Doesn't everyone want taste your salad :whistle: