My cock made a punny!

[Amy Gray]

http://s14.postimg.org/d7u8wwy81/knot_a_cock.jpg

You all can blame Dan for this, he told me to!

[danthepoetman]

Well, it's so cute!!! I love it! It's adorable! <3

[Amy Gray]

Well, it's so cute!!! I love it! It's adorable! <3

You just have to be VERY VERY careful not to get hard while doing that. :cry

Can you imagine going into an ER and explaining how you managed to tie your cock in a knot? I'd have to tell them I was attacked by boyscouts or something.

[youngblood61]

Looks a little painful for me.:hide-1:

[danthepoetman]

You just have to be VERY VERY careful not to get hard while doing that. :cry

Can you imagine going into an ER and explaining how you managed to tie your cock in a knot? I'd have to tell them I was attacked by boyscouts or something.
:dead:

Oh! the idea you're giving to any misschivious guy who could be with you in the future!

[GroobyKrissy]

That is warped.

[Dino Velvet]

Amy, can you put the stem of a cherry in your funhole and tie it in a knot?

[Amy Gray]

That is warped.

It's been like that ever since I fucked a contortionist. :(

[GroobyKrissy]

It's been like that ever since I fucked a contortionist. :(

Was she / he Asian? See... everything comes down to fuckin' Asians. I'm telling you people.

[Amy Gray]

Was she / he Asian? See... everything comes down to fuckin' Asians. I'm telling you people.

Wait, are you saying there are contortionists who AREN'T Asian? I always assumed it was some type of power you all got from eating eggs that have been sitting around for a 1000 years.

[GroobyKrissy]

Wait, are you saying there are contortionists who AREN'T Asian? I always assumed it was some type of power you all got from eating eggs that have been sitting around for a 1000 years.

The eggs just give you glorious gas. It is the 1000 year old tofu that allows the power of incredible contortion. Seriously though... have you ever eaten either? They both S-U-C-K. I couldn't even get down one bite... and I will try just about anything.

[Amy Gray]

The eggs just give you glorious gas. It is the 1000 year old tofu that allows the power of incredible contortion. Seriously though... have you ever eaten either? They both S-U-C-K. I couldn't even get down one bite... and I will try just about anything.

I've have had both. I do most of my shopping at a Korean/Chinese grocer. What's reaaaaally hard to eat are the sea worms. Also live baby octopus.

[GroobyKrissy]

Baby Octopus I cannot do. Tried it... threw up. Sea Worms... never tried. Are you talking Sea Cucumber? Always wanted to try that but never had the chance. Sea Worms would just gross me out on the thought. Anything worms... not. for. me.

[Amy Gray]

Baby Octopus I cannot do. Tried it... threw up. Sea Worms... never tried. Are you talking Sea Cucumber? Always wanted to try that but never had the chance. Sea Worms would just gross me out on the thought. Anything worms... not. for. me.

Nope, sea worm.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r194/anthonykelleher/Other%20pictures/DSC01028.jpg

[GroobyKrissy]

Nope, sea worm.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r194/anthonykelleher/Other%20pictures/DSC01028.jpg

Yup. Nope. I would suck Dino's limp penis before sticking those in my mouth.

[Amy Gray]

Yup. Nope. I would suck Dino's limp penis before sticking those in my mouth.

The two share quite a bit in common you know.

You know what I love though? Soondubu jjigae

http://cdn.biggestmenu.com/00/00/a1/11a71eb295392e88_m.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Yup. Nope. I would suck Dino's limp penis before sticking those in my mouth.

Guess you prefer the taste of your own poo on a tired wiener.

[GroobyKrissy]

The two share quite a bit in common you know.

You know what I love though? Soondubu jjigae

http://cdn.biggestmenu.com/00/00/a1/11a71eb295392e88_m.jpg

I love anything that comes in a clay pot and is Korean. Yum!

[GroobyKrissy]

Guess you prefer the taste of your own poo on a tired wiener.

To those squirmy worms? Absolutely.

[robertlouis]

I used to travel for business in some off the track places in China and Korea.

Even the Chinese know that sea cucumbers taste like shit, but it's a great source of very low cholesterol protein, so that's why they eat them.

As for century eggs, one time I was at a hosted banquet where you are socially obliged to eat what they present as they are showing their largesse and generosity.

I'd just put a century egg in my mouth when our translator leaned across and told me that unlike the commercially produced eggs, these ones had been prepared in the traditional way, buried in a pit and pickled in horse piss for 100 years.

I went through a whole bottle of Listerine when I got back to the hotel.....

[robertlouis]

I love anything that comes in a clay pot and is Korean. Yum!

Koreans cum in clay pots??? How exotic!

[GroobyKrissy]

I used to travel for business in some off the track places in China and Korea.

Even the Chinese know that sea cucumbers taste like shit, but it's a great source of very low cholesterol protein, so that's why they eat them.

As for century eggs, one time I was at a hosted banquet where you are socially obliged to eat what they present as they are showing their largesse and generosity.

I'd just put a century egg in my mouth when our translator leaned across and told me that unlike the commercially produced eggs, these ones had been prepared in the traditional way, buried in a pit and pickled in horse piss for 100 years.

I went through a whole bottle of Listerine when I got back to the hotel.....

LoL :) Too funny!

I was in the same predicament in a host house in Bejing. Not as many bells and whistles, and probably not as "aged" as yours were, but man... those things were terrible.

[GroobyKrissy]

Koreans cum in clay pots??? How exotic!

Nice!

Well, this one does. It makes for a nice stew base.

[VictoriaVeil]

Nice!

Well, this one does. It makes for a nice stew base.

protein plus!

[robertlouis]

Deep-fried silkworms on sale in Seoul.

[GroobyKrissy]

Deep-fried silkworms on sale in Seoul.

Barf. Despite what Thomas Rockwell says, anything with "worm" in the title does not belong in your mouth.

[Amy Gray]

Nice!

Well, this one does. It makes for a nice stew base.

Seriously, I can't stop laughing. I have this image of Krissy in a korean restaurant going table to table jacking off on people's meals.

[GroobyKrissy]

Seriously, I can't stop laughing. I have this image of Krissy in a korean restaurant going table to table jacking off on people's meals.

Well... you need to learn more about Korean culture. It is considered very polite to do so.

[robertlouis]

Seriously, I can't stop laughing. I have this image of Krissy in a korean restaurant going table to table jacking off on people's meals.


So THAT'S the secret ingredient in kimchi. I've always had my suspicions.

[GroobyKrissy]

So THAT'S the secret ingredient in kimchi. I've always had my suspicions.

No no.

That special ingredient comes from the other end. Crotchless panties are your friend.

[robertlouis]

No no.

That special ingredient comes from the other end. Crotchless panties are your friend.

I see. Gross. Think I'll stick to sauerkraut from now on.

[GroobyKrissy]

I see. Gross. Think I'll stick to sauerkraut from now on.

All they do is wash off the kimchi and shred it. You can't escape.

[robertlouis]

All they do is wash off the kimchi and shred it. You can't escape.

I guess that's also bad news for vegetarians......

[VictoriaVeil]

Barf. Despite what Thomas Rockwell says, anything with "worm" in the title does not belong in your mouth.


doesn't that screw with porn?

[robertlouis]

doesn't that screw with porn?

I couldn't find a pic of a small enough dick to make that point....

But yes, it does.

[GroobyKrissy]

doesn't that screw with porn?

Screwing and porn go together. Worms have no place in porn unless you're into hentai... then it is more tentacles.

I have set this one up for a picture. Someone find please?

[robertlouis]

Screwing and porn go together. Worms have no place in porn unless you're into hentai... then it is more tentacles.

I have set this one up for a picture. Someone find please?

At your service, ma'am.

[GroobyKrissy]

At your service, ma'am.

Love it. That is a great picture. You Sir are my new favorite Dino.

[Amy Gray]

Do centipede's count? (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Centipede_filled_vagina)

[VictoriaVeil]

Ahhhhhh :)

[GroobyKrissy]

Do centipede's count? (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Centipede_filled_vagina)

LoL... way funny. That must really freak some casual browsers out!

[robertlouis]

Love it. That is a great picture. You Sir are my new favorite Dino.

Thank you. I'm hugely flattered Krissy. But Dino is Dino is Dino, and may he remain for ever so.

[danthepoetman]

Do centipede's count? (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Centipede_filled_vagina)
F***ng abominable. Here's something cuter. Not quite a centipede; more like a catepilar. Vaginas sing, to my ears...

[robertlouis]

Vaginas sing, to my ears...

....in Monologues, perhaps? :wiggle: