Veet hair remaval review

[deangamble1967]

Was sent this today by a friend, its a genuine review on Amazon. Im sure some of you have seen it but made me laugh

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

[Dino Velvet]

I use Veet and rub it all over my intimate areas back to front and side to side. I don't mind the stinging that goes along with it. The one thing I really hate in life is work. Shaving is such a pain I'd rather have actual pain. Drink a pint of whiskey as step one of the instructions if you have low tolerance for pain but high standards for hygiene.

Warning: Whatever you do don't get Veet in the hole of your wiener. I even object to that.

[danthepoetman]

I offered by girlfriend an electrical tweezer many years ago. She was using the sugar stuff or the hot wax and it was taking her hours to do it! From then on, she started using this on all of her body! Now, she does her legs in 5 minutes. Her hair is so fine everywhere it's practically velvet thin. What used to take hours for her now only takes a few minutes. At first, she said it hurt, but after a month, she said she didn't feel it anymore.
The gizmo has a several layers of rubber rotators that revolve so fast it snatch hair at lightning speed and the pain is diminished, so I'm told (don't even get that thing close to me)...
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[bluesoul]

I use Veet and rub it all over my intimate areas back to front and side to side.

you're not supposed to rub veet. you just apply it on without any rubbing.

[TSCURIOUS]

^^ What Dino said - use good Scotch or Bourbon!

[Dino Velvet]

you're not supposed to rub veet. you just apply it on without any rubbing.

I like to exfoliate a few layers of skin off my crusty sack.

[deangamble1967]

Cant say I was interested in the product but the review made me laugh out loud

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

I thought using any depilatory cream on the naughty bits was a BIG no no! Always heard it's not meant for "down under" or is that not the case?

[lollipop2284]

I've tried everything on my legs and some things on my privates (including Veet). Veets ok but messy and expensive.

The Epilady road-milling machine is definitely only for the brave (although my wife uses it without problem), draws blood on me! Obviously don't mangle your dangle with it.

Just now I've got a Lumea EPL machine which seems to be having the desired effect and doesn't hurt - apparently over time you need to do it less and less.

[danthepoetman]

I've tried everything on my legs and some things on my privates (including Veet). Veets ok but messy and expensive.

The Epilady road-milling machine is definitely only for the brave (although my wife uses it without problem), draws blood on me! Obviously don't mangle your dangle with it.

Just now I've got a Lumea EPL machine which seems to be having the desired effect and doesn't hurt - apparently over time you need to do it less and less.
Yes, some of these machine draw some blood, but only at first. My girlfriend had a bunch of little bloody dots the first 5 or 6 times. I was alarmed! But her hair became rapidly much thinner and it stoped. Besides, she insisted it wasn't that painful... So I don't know. But today, she's almost permanently as soft as a baby...

[GroobyKrissy]

Veet = so bad.

Perhaps I just have sensitive skin but I developed a rash on my leg when I tried to use it a long, long time ago starting out. And... it stung worse than a Chinese masseuse finger raping your anus.

[Amy Gray]

I just epilate everything. I have a really high pain tolerance so I don't even feel it.

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[danthepoetman]

I just epilate everything. I have a really high pain tolerance so I don't even feel it.

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Pretty much the same thing my gf has. She just loves it. The sugar or wax thing with the bands, I helped her sometimes with it, it was just hell! Now we're both happy: her because she does her body in a few minutes twice a month, I because she's as soft as a baby...

[Dino Velvet]

And... it stung worse than a Chinese masseuse finger raping your anus.

...Sans the humiliation and confessing of humiliation which encourages yet more humiliation.

[GroobyKrissy]

...Sans the humiliation and confessing of humiliation which encourages yet more humiliation.

Well, you have only yourself to blame for the confessing part. Fuckin' Asians for the first part and all your lovely friends here for the last part :)

[Dino Velvet]

Well, you have only yourself to blame for the confessing part. Fuckin' Asians for the first part and all your lovely friends here for the last part :)

I never mentioned anything about not enjoying the humiliation.

[Amy Gray]

I never mentioned anything about not enjoying the humiliation.

See, that's why they wont let Krissy be a masseuse anymore... it wasn't her finger that she was using.

[Dino Velvet]

See, that's why they wont let Krissy be a masseuse anymore... it wasn't her finger that she was using.

Her customers claimed that's all it was and then she got handed the sack.

[GroobyKrissy]

Her customers claimed that's all it was and then she got handed the sack.

Ouch! I hate you.

[Amy Gray]

Her customers claimed that's all it was and then she got handed the sack.

I heard she kept ending her sessions prematurely. Hides from krissy!

[Dino Velvet]

I heard she kept ending her sessions prematurely. Hides from krissy!

Her poor golf pencil having the lead fall out of it before the second hole.

[Amy Gray]

Her poor golf pencil having the lead fall out of it before the second hole.

Better be careful, Krissy might give you the whole fist if she gets her hands on you.

[Dino Velvet]

Better be careful, Krissy might give you the whole fist if she gets her hands on you.

Not in the mood for more Kung Pao Starfish Bulgogi.

[GroobyKrissy]

OMG. This is intolerable. You two are bullies. I am taking my small pencil and kung pao starfish bulgogi and leaving.

[Dino Velvet]

OMG. This is intolerable. You two are bullies. I am taking my small pencil and kung pao starfish bulgogi and leaving.

I enjoyed teaming up with the cute little pipsqueak too.

[Amy Gray]

OMG. This is intolerable. You two are bullies. I am taking my small pencil and kung pao starfish bulgogi and leaving.

Dammit! I keep letting the cute ones get away!

[GroobyKrissy]

Dammit! I keep letting the cute ones get away!

Wait... did I hear the word "cute"? Ok, I am back.

[Amy Gray]

Wait... did I hear the word "cute"? Ok, I am back.

Snickers Flattery will get you everywhere?

[GroobyKrissy]

I love Snickers! More of a Kit Kat girl but Snickers definitely does in a pinch.

[Dino Velvet]

I love Snickers! More of a Kit Kat girl but Snickers definitely does in a pinch.

Make sure that's a Snicker's Bar and not a bar you've pinched off.

Caddyshack - Jaws ! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M)

[Amy Gray]

I love Snickers! More of a Kit Kat girl but Snickers definitely does in a pinch.

I make a snickers chocolate lava cake. It's a chocolate lava cake with peanuts and caramel. Cooking is kind of like my religion.

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[GroobyKrissy]

I make a snickers chocolate lava cake. It's a chocolate lava cake with peanuts and caramel. Cooking is kind of like my religion.

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And the circle of love is complete.

[Amy Gray]

And the circle of love is complete.

Throws herself into krissy's embrace, swooning.

Btw, have you noticed we seem to hijack EVERY thread we're in?

[GroobyKrissy]

Throws herself into krissy's embrace, swooning.

Btw, have you noticed we seem to hijack EVERY thread we're in?

Fuckin' Asians.

[Amy Gray]

Fuckin' Asians.

I know right!?

I LOVE Margret Cho's impressions! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rzfUxzUsj8)

[robertlouis]

Fuckin' Asians.

I think we need a teeshirt.

[natina]

use
Magic Shave

the red can is the strongest AND THE GOLD CAN DOES NOT STINK

this permanent hair removal machine works great based on reviews

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[natina]

http://living.msn.com/style-beauty/makeup-skin-care-hair-tips/lucky-master-class-hair-removal

http://healthandbeauty-tips.blogspot.com/2008_06_22_archive.html

Lucky Master Class: Hair Removal



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Bikini line
LASERS
•The Lucky beauty department is devoted to laser hair removal in general—it hurts less than waxing, with no ingrown hairs, and you’re done. Most people do need a once-yearly touch-up after six treatments, though.
tria laser hair removal system $995, triabeauty.com for locations


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•Our excitement over the new, at-home Tria laser is impossible to overstate: It is a time-saving, privacy-preserving bargain after three or four treatments. The mild pain is similar to a salon laser—like mini rubber-band snaps. Neither option comes cheap: about $150 to
$300 per session at a salon; almost $1,000 for the Tria.
•Choose the shape carefully; permanent is, well, permanent.
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WAXING
•Whether at a salon ($25 to $80) or home, know that you need at least a quarter inch of hair for the wax to grab onto. Conversely, if it’s much longer than that, it hurts more to rip out, says Gretchen Monahan of Boston’s G Spa.
Parissa Quick & Easy Wax Strips for Face & Bikini $9, parissa.com

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THE TOUGHEST DEPILATORY
•A spa owner we know has converted all her waxing clients to this powder: “It gets rid of everything—even coarse hair—but it never irritates.”
softsheen-carson Magic shave Shaving Powder $2, drugstores

AND BEAR  IN MIND…
• If you’re on Accutane, the only hair-removal options are plucking, threading, or shaving.
• Any area you treat with Retin-A can’t be lasered or waxed.
bliss poetic waxing kit $45, blissworld.com
•Lasers work best on light skin and dark hair. If you’ve got a tan, lasers can burn your skin.
• Take an aspirin or ibuprofen before lasers or waxing; plus most salons now offer numbing cream.
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Legs, arms, and underarms
SHAVING
•Exfoliate first. Even just scrubbing with a washcloth lifts the hair for a closer, longer-lasting shave.
•Shaving cream or creamy body wash gives the razor some slip; you can work quickly without nicks.
•“For fewer ingrowns, shave in the direction the hair grows first, then against it for your second round,” says Miami and New York dermatologist Fredric Brandt.
•Post-shave, definitely apply lotion. It will plump up the skin, making the overall effect that much silkier.
gillette satin care in alluring avocado $2, drugstores
dove supreme cream oil body wash in ultra rich velvet $4, drugstores

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REALLY SMART IDEA: in-shower depilatories
You put these on and they miraculously cling to your skin for a few minutes (despite running water), then wash off easily—greatly reducing the mess/smell factor.
Nair Shower Power Exfoliating Cream for Body $7, drugstores
Veet In Shower Hair Removal Cream $7, drugstores
Sally Hansen Extra Strength Spray-On Shower-Off Hair Remover $8, drugstores
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ZAPPERS
The futuristic little No! No! is a heat-based, at-home hair remover; it works on all kinds of skin and hair shades. “In theory, after several months you can get some permanent hair reduction,” says Dr. Brandt.
NO!NO! $250, sephora.com

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TOP INGROWN-HAIR FIXES
1. Lasers. The ultimate: After one or two treatments, you may never see an ingrown hair again.
2. Exfoliation. These bump fighters contain salicylic acid, the most effective ingredient there is.
Completely Bare Bikini Bump Blaster $32, completelybare.com
Whish Flawless Bump Fighter $23, whishbody.com
tend skin liquid $20, tendskin.com

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Face
TWEEZING
Best for: Brows and stray chin/lip hairs. The larger the slant of the tweezers, the more hairs you can grasp at once. “But if you’re touching up an arch, pointed is more precise,” says Monahan.
Tweezerman Mini slant tweezer $14, tweezerman.com


THREADING
Best for: Getting rid of peach fuzz. Results last a long time; fans say it hurts less than tweezing.
WAXING
Best for: Brows and upper lip.
•For brows, leave waxing to the experts, warns Monahan: “If it drips, suddenly half your brow’s gone.” In-salon, it costs $20 to $50.
•For your upper lip, do one side at a time, says Cindy Barshop of New York’s Completely Bare spas: “Push the wax down in the direction the hair grows. When it’s ready, pull up and across, as if you’re flipping a page in a book.”
clean + easy facial microwave roll-on waxer $7, folica.com
ELECTROLYSIS
Best for: Light-colored hair on the brow, chin, and upper lip. This works when lasers won’t, but it’s painful and time-consuming.
LASERS
Best for: Upper lip and chin. Sessions range from $50 to $150.
•Sunscreen is key, as lasers increase skin sensitivity. “You need to wear high SPF for a week or two after—or you can end up with hyperpigmentation,” says Monahan.
•Results are best if you have dark hair and pale skin; lasers are less effective on blond hair.
HAIR MINIMIZERS
Best for: Making any type of hair removal last longer.
•Prescription-only Vaniqa dramatically slows hair growth. “And it’s wonderful for reducing noticeable peach fuzz—which lasers can’t do,” says Dr. Brandt.
•Non-prescription lotions can make a difference; plus they don’t require a visit to the doctor.






makeup, skin care & hair: tips & tricks for a more beautiful you




Lucky Master Class: Hair Removal (http://healthandbeauty-tips.blogspot.com/2008/07/lucky-master-class-hair-removal.html)




Lucky Master Class: Hair Removal
By Jennifer Scruby

The best strategy depends—first and foremost—on which part of the body you’re treating. Here, our favorite techniques for bikini, face, legs, and more.

LASERS
•The Lucky beauty department is devoted to laser hair removal in general—it hurts less than waxing, with no ingrown hairs, and you’re done. Most people do need a once-yearly touch-up after six treatments, though. Tria laser hair removal system $995, triabeauty.com for locations.

•Our excitement over the new, at-home Tria laser is impossible to overstate: It is a time-saving, privacy-preserving bargain after three or four treatments. The mild pain is similar to a salon laser—like mini rubber-band snaps. Neither option comes cheap: about $150 to
$300 per session at a salon; almost $1,000 for the Tria.
•Choose the shape carefully; permanent is, well, permanent.

[GroobyKrissy]

Well, I guess we're back to being serious.

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

use
Magic Shave

the red can is the strongest AND THE GOLD CAN DOES NOT STINK


Stink or sting? LOL "Formulated for Black men to help stop razor bumps" Politically Correct much?

[robertlouis]

Well, I guess we're back to being serious.

More's the pity Krissy, more's the pity.... :(

[danthepoetman]

Very efficient hair removal cream...
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[robertlouis]

Very efficient hair removal cream...




This works well too.....

[danthepoetman]

This works well too.....
Indeed, it must work...
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