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SpoogeMonkey
06-10-2013, 12:55 AM
I'm fairly sure I'm not a billy bender, or a wooly woofter... I like a bit of she cock etc, but I was wondering does anyone have a genuine man crush? I was watching Star Trek t'other day and thought that Benedict Cumberbatch is a really top bloke...

Deffo man crush there.. I'm not gay though. I wouldn't want to hold hands with him, maybe go for a pint and watch some football or eye up some birds.

What about you?

bluesoul
06-10-2013, 01:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xShXRGC.gif

i'm straight. whilst you and benedict cumberbatch are hanging out at the bar i'm kicking it with gates macfadden at the beach house in palm springs (real talk)

Rabbiteyes
06-10-2013, 01:11 AM
I have a crazy man crush on Penn Jillette :3

EvaCassini
06-10-2013, 01:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xShXRGC.gif

i'm straight. whilst you and benedict cumberbatch are hanging out at the bar i'm kicking it with gates macfadden at the beach house in palm springs (real talk)

Gates? Really? LMAO

BTW This is one of the funniest scenes in TNG. Picard makes weird funny horndog noises :p

Horny Doctor (Ron Jones Music Restored) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeBCLpot6Pw)

SpoogeMonkey
06-10-2013, 01:23 AM
I have a crazy man crush on Penn Jillette :3

Cool... So is the fuller figured tall male your thing?

bluesoul
06-10-2013, 01:24 AM
Gates? Really? LMAO


oh god yes. gates is mos definitely approved. remember this episode? (ignore the music)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGYbJOpJKVw

SpoogeMonkey
06-10-2013, 01:28 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xShXRGC.gif

i'm straight. whilst you and benedict cumberbatch are hanging out at the bar i'm kicking it with gates macfadden at the beach house in palm springs (real talk)

You take your pensioner for some crazy golf, I'll be picking up the leftovers from the girlies swarming around my man friend Benno... You fucking GILF

:praying:

EvaCassini
06-10-2013, 01:29 AM
oh god yes. gates is mos definitely approved. remember this episode? (ignore the music)



I'd rather a night or two with Samantha Carter ( Amanda Tapping ) ;)

Willie Escalade
06-10-2013, 01:33 AM
Gregory Gorgeous for me...sorry, I just want to bend him over and go Gangham-style on his ass. Real talk.

He wants the dick...I know it.

Colors of the Rainbow TAG! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFdtga7Jbxo)

RallyCola
06-10-2013, 01:35 AM
a good friend of mine has a huge boner for kevin garnett. he follows his career more closely than i'm comfortable with. he is with a small white girl, so i guess for his man crush, he wants a large black man

SpoogeMonkey
06-10-2013, 01:37 AM
Gregory Gorgeous for me...sorry, I just want to bend him over and go Gangham-style on his ass. Real talk.

He wants the dick...I know it.

Colors of the Rainbow TAG! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFdtga7Jbxo)

He has got lovely hair... :)

bluesoul
06-10-2013, 01:40 AM
You take your pensioner for some crazy golf

hrm... that's actually a really good idea. i'd stay with her over here (http://www.sinatrahouse.com/) and we'd drink a vintage burgundy over some late night convos and laughter. *clink*

thanks ol' chap. top marks

Rabbiteyes
06-10-2013, 01:45 AM
Cool... So is the fuller figured tall male your thing?

Yup :3 If a guy is older than me (30-48ish) and taller than me (5'9") and not grossely overweight or anything... I'm probably into him :P (bald, a little extra, hairy or not, all nice :3).

Does that mean I have daddy issues? o.O

bluesoul
06-10-2013, 01:45 AM
I'd rather a night or two with Samantha Carter ( Amanda Tapping ) ;)

don't know who that is, but from the picture she looks like an interesting woman. i'd make love to her, but first, i want to have a private moment with sarah michelle gellar (in palm springs)

EvaCassini
06-10-2013, 01:51 AM
StarGate SG1 :D

SpoogeMonkey
06-10-2013, 02:30 AM
Yup :3 If a guy is older than me (30-48ish) and taller than me (5'9") and not grossely overweight or anything... I'm probably into him :P (bald, a little extra, hairy or not, all nice :3).

Does that mean I have daddy issues? o.O

Shit.... Why didn't I know this before I started dating someone else.

So, ever thought of coming to the UK? :party:

SpoogeMonkey
06-10-2013, 02:33 AM
hrm... that's actually a really good idea. i'd stay with her over here (http://www.sinatrahouse.com/) and we'd drink a vintage burgundy over some late night convos and laughter. *clink*

thanks ol' chap. top marks

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bluesoul
06-10-2013, 03:02 AM
cool, but i think you should also start a dating website for men you have a crush on, then i can bag their moms ;)

danthepoetman
06-10-2013, 05:26 AM
If there was one for me, it would be this guy, Stas Fedyanin...
http://static.nownews.com/newspic/1877/i1877859.jpg

francisfkudrow
06-10-2013, 06:32 AM
If I'm feeling bottomish, gay porn star Marc Williams...
http://gayhunksporn.com/musclegays/thumbs/30/30792.jpg
(I want to be this guy)

If I'm feeling toppish, Daniel Radcliffe or Elijah Wood. lol

Turlington
04-28-2014, 02:07 PM
Cancel; reposted it in the appropriate thread...

Telemaque
04-28-2014, 02:45 PM
Not really interested in men here either, but if I was, I think I'd like James Franco. pretty handsome and classy.