Dino Velvet
06-06-2013, 12:33 AM
Housekeepers in my neighborhood are the ones who raise the birth canal's child accessory thing-a-ma-jigs. Saw this nice housekeeper lady who was playing with the kid she was hired to raise. Kid looked at her like she was also the birth canal lady. Probably woulda been better off. Anyway, I wanted to be nice to someone taking such good care of an innocent child.
I walked up to her and said, "May I please ask you a question? Are you Salma Hayek?" She understood enough to elevate her mood but smiled and shook her head. I said, "Really because I thought you were her and she's the most beautiful woman in Hollywood." I smiled at her, walked away, and went back to my business.
I walked up to her and said, "May I please ask you a question? Are you Salma Hayek?" She understood enough to elevate her mood but smiled and shook her head. I said, "Really because I thought you were her and she's the most beautiful woman in Hollywood." I smiled at her, walked away, and went back to my business.