Backpage.com Pet Peeves

[Dino Velvet]

I wish they would quit putting this "I" instead of this "1". Drives me nuts when I Google the number. Quit writing words instead of letters. I wanna just highlight it and throw it up in the search box.

Also, I like all people but please be proud and honest about what race you are.

[sailor2010]

It's a big clue that the post is likely a fake

[RallyCola]

I wish they would quit putting this "I" instead of this "1". Drives me nuts when I Google the number. Quit writing words instead of letters. I wanna just highlight it and throw it up in the search box.

Also, I like all people but please be proud and honest about what race you are.

a lot of people don't like to admit to being a particular race OR like to hone in on being 1/16 of something else that they favor. also, the issue of race vs. ethnicity/nationality comes into play because terms like "latina" or "asian" encompass so many races and countries.

remember, ruth goldstein from tel aviv is technically asian, but considered european but isn't strictly white as she is arab but wants to be called jewish which is a religion not a race. its all very complicated unless you adhere to one simple rule...race/color/nationality don't matter as long as you find her attractive.

[Dino Velvet]

a lot of people don't like to admit to being a particular race OR like to hone in on being 1/16 of something else that they favor. also, the issue of race vs. ethnicity/nationality comes into play because terms like "latina" or "asian" encompass so many races and countries.

remember, ruth goldstein from tel aviv is technically asian, but considered european but isn't strictly white as she is arab but wants to be called jewish which is a religion not a race. its all very complicated unless you adhere to one simple rule...race/color/nationality don't matter as long as you find her attractive.

One thing if their ethnicity is a little diverse but it's another thing when it seems like a con in the ad. Race does matter if you're in the mood for something specific.

[thx1138]

If you think the numbers/letters game is bad on backpage you should try craigslist where posters frequently spread their phone numbers/letters out over a whole paragraph. I always wondered if this is some kind of psychological stress test.

[Ms.Stepford]

I don't put numbers in my ad at all.

[shermanwt]

I don't put numbers in my ad at all.

So if I ask Siri to just call Trixi, it'll go through to you?

[Ms.Stepford]

So if I ask Siri to just call Trixi, it'll go through to you?

Someday, it'll reach my corporate headquarters :p

I just have an email. What they write about and how they write it is my first stage of vetting.

[shermanwt]

Someday, it'll reach my corporate headquarters :p

I just have an email. What they write about and how they write it is my first stage of vetting.

Whether it reaches your headquarters or hind quarters, either works just fine for me. :)

I like that approach to vetting--gives you a bit of a heads up on the potential client.

[Westheangelino]

The race thing is really hilarious. I love chocolate women, but you are NOT "creole" if you are black as midnight.

[ARMANIXXX]

The race thing is really hilarious. I love chocolate women, but you are NOT "creole" if you are black as midnight.

That's actually not true.

"Creole" come in many different hues. You don't have to be "light skinned" to be Creole.


Also, I know you are most likely talking about Louisiana-Creole....but Haitians speak Creole too, btw.

[runround04]

I hate when the girl steals my $150 and I have to shoot her in the throat...

[Westheangelino]

That's actually not true.

"Creole" come in many different hues. You don't have to be "light skinned" to be Creole.


Also, I know you are most likely talking about Louisiana-Creole....but Haitians speak Creole too, btw.

You're totally correct. However, "creole" has a certain connotation among American black folk, mainly that you are light skinnded or a more "high class" even if you are darker. This post is a perfect example: http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-me-me-now-specials-22/32026699 If that ho is "creole" then I'm Japanese.

[TSMichelleAustin]

Yea I laugh when Hispanic girls say they a white because they bleach their hair and wear blue contacts!!!

[sucka4chix]

I like that approach to vetting--gives you a bit of a heads up on the potential client.

It also leaves a distinct trail for LE to follow your indiscretion. No thanks.

[Ms.Stepford]

It also leaves a distinct trail for LE to follow your indiscretion. No thanks.

EVERYTHING these days leaves a distinct trail if you know how to find it.

Also, as part of my vetting process, anyone who says anything indiscreet to me during initial contact is o-u-t not fucking me for money. I happily pass on clients who don't know how escorts work and how to talk to one.

[Cecil Rhodes]

I hate when the girl steals my $150 and I have to shoot her in the throat...

Damn, I was going to say this . I'll add this . When they bring some thug with them saying it is their driver when you know full well it is their pimp / boyfriend and not only are they there to take your $150.00, but scouting your place up for a burglary / home invasion .

[sucka4chix]

Damn, I was going to say this . I'll add this . When they bring some thug with them saying it is their driver when you know full well it is their pimp / boyfriend and not only are they there to take your $150.00, but scouting your place up for a burglary / home invasion .

Never bring a ho' to your home! And by ho' I mean somebody you don't know who works for somebody else. Get a room if you want to do that. I'm personally not a big fan of knowing my money is going to some dude anyway. What she does with it after she goes home is her business, but if I can SEE the pimp or boyfriend lurking... I'm not interested.

[Cecil Rhodes]

....... I'm personally not a big fan of knowing my money is going to some dude anyway. What she does with it after she goes home is her business .......

Probably buys Meth

[Cecil Rhodes]

I don't like it when the advertiser looks like she is Kimber James in her pics but shows up looking like :yayo::yayo::yayo:

[Ms.Stepford]

Probably buys Meth

I finished a session the other night and bought an ounce of pot!

[ARMANIXXX]

You're totally correct. However, "creole" has a certain connotation among American black folk, mainly that you are light skinnded or a more "high class" even if you are darker. This post is a perfect example: http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-me-me-now-specials-22/32026699 If that ho is "creole" then I'm Japanese.


Again, bro...

Creole is not about skin color.

My family is Creole, from LOUISIANA, speaks Creole, and I'm darker than that girl.

You just had a misunderstanding of what Creole is. It's really just a based on a region of Louisiana.....the country, really.

[Cecil Rhodes]

I finished a session the other night and bought an ounce of pot!

lol ....

[Dino Velvet]

Yea I laugh when Hispanic girls say they a white because they bleach their hair and wear blue contacts!!!

I hate when they do that. A nice Hispanic girl with dark hair and sultry brown bedroom eyes is perfectly fine with me. Those gals gave me my first confused boners way back when I was just an innocent Catholic School boy.

[sucka4chix]

Oh yeah all those stupid pics girls take with their lips poked out!

[Dino Velvet]

Why do ladies put pics that are slanted sideways?

[sucka4chix]

Why do ladies put pics that are slanted sideways?
Yeah I don't get that either. I figured it was something about the website they don't understand, which helps me segue into another peeve--- stupidity. Girls who say things like "ekstrimly entellijunt". I don't expect a scholar but c'mon!

[Foggy]

EVERYTHING these days leaves a distinct trail if you know how to find it.

Also, as part of my vetting process, anyone who says anything indiscreet to me during initial contact is o-u-t not fucking me for money. I happily pass on clients who don't know how escorts work and how to talk to one.

No two escorts "work" the same....at least that I've seen.

Professionals are few and far between.

There's far more flakes out there that give the profession a bad rep.

[runround04]

Never bring a ho' to your home! And by ho' I mean somebody you don't know who works for somebody else. Get a room if you want to do that. I'm personally not a big fan of knowing my money is going to some dude anyway. What she does with it after she goes home is her business, but if I can SEE the pimp or boyfriend lurking... I'm not interested.

I wont even bring girls from the bar to my house, trust nobody -_-

[bigkid69]

This isn't really a pet peeve but it is hilarious how some girls mix up ' and " as in, "I have a 9' tool!". Wow you have a 9 foot long tool?!?! That could hurt.

[Foggy]

You're totally correct...

Hey Westy...this is right up your alley.
So to speak...

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/3857999416.html