Is this some weird shit or what?

[drock]

Ramming a cell phone up someone's ass hole? Come on now what the fuck?

[drock]

:shock:

[Trogdor]

Well, Verizon does fuck you up the ass. :P

[drock]

LOL

[Caleigh]

I once used a microphone as dildo and recorded the
whole thing.

hmm...tmi?

[Ecstatic]

That explains the static, Caleigh. ;)

[sdman]

At least it wasn't one of those '80's satellite phones that were the size of a brick...

:idea:

[MDinMD]

At least it wasn't one of those '80's satellite phones that were the size of a brick...

Those were cell phones. Here's a picture of one with a modern cell phone for comparison:

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050408/050408_motorola_firstphone_vmed4p.widec.jpg

80s satellite phones were built into cases the size of an attache case....now getting one of those up.....er, well that would be quite a feat.

[specialk]

The real meaning of phone sex perhaps? :lol:

[tsbrenda]

The real meaning of phone sex perhaps? :lol:

that type of phone sex is cheaper

[stillies77]

can you hear me now?

[Jasadin]

can you hear me now?

I was waiting for that.....well you beat me to it :lol:


How about those roaming charges?

Testing,Testing 1...2...Is this thing on?

[BeardedOne]

can you hear me now?

I was waiting for that.....well you beat me to it :lol:


How about those roaming charges?

Testing,Testing 1...2...Is this thing on?

Call for Phillip Morris? :lol:

Hey! Niiiiice av, Jasadin. Have I seen that verticle smile somewhere before? :wink:

:lol:

[Jasadin]

Hey! Niiiiice av, Jasadin. Have I seen that verticle smile somewhere before? :wink:

:lol:


lmao I'm sure you have B1 :wink:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/jasadin/recognized.jpg

[tsbrenda]

can u make calls in a black hole or a healthy colon?

[LG]

tsbrenda wrote:


specialk wrote:
The real meaning of phone sex perhaps?


that type of phone sex is cheaper


Not if it gets stuck inside you and you have to go to the emergency room. According to a doctor friend of mine, this is a common emergency they had to deal with while he was training.

I can just imagine a MasterCard ad:

Cost of a small cellphone- $250
Cost of convincing a friend to shove it up their ass on camera- $250
Friends' eternal embarassment in living down a visit to first aid to have a
phone removed from their ass- Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.

[BeardedOne]

Hey! Niiiiice av, Jasadin. Have I seen that verticle smile somewhere before? :wink:

:lol:


lmao I'm sure you have B1 :wink:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/jasadin/recognized.jpg

Careful, Ms. J, you know what they say about names and tats: Don't put any name other than Mom, Elvis, or Jesus (Unless you're Latino) anyplace permanent. I know a girl that still has her ex-lover's name (The one that ratted her out and sent her to jail) inked on her arm. Ouch!


According to a doctor friend of mine, this is a common emergency they had to deal with while he was training.

A cell phone would be the least of their worries. Other things retreived include lightbulbs (A bitch to remove because they are so fragile and have no 'handles'), a variety of fruits, a lump of concrete (Containing a ping-pong ball), a live mortar shell, etc. Who sez the ER can't be a fun place? :lol:

[Trogdor]

Hey, let's use the phone cam and see what's on the screen :idea: :mrgreen:

[plainBob]

You forgot Gerbils remember richard G.

[Jasadin]

Hey, let's use the phone cam and see what's on the screen :idea: :mrgreen:

somebody somewhere is doing it :arrow:


http://www.buttcam.net/tour2/video.php?video=trailer.mpg&girl=adana&site=BC2&r=6688b&mydata=