Is "Fucking Asians" the new "Am I Gay"?

[Wendy Summers]

Krissy seems determined to pound this meme into the ground. So is it the new "A I gay if?"

[GroobyKrissy]

To be gay, you have to be white. Everyone knows that.

[Prospero]

I fucking hate fucking asians.. er... erm...
am I gay or am I asian... duh

[tsadriana]

I fucking hate fucking asians.. er... erm...
am I gay or am I asian... duh
hahaha

[shermanwt]

I read this thread and now have an urge for Peking Duck.

[GroobyKrissy]

I read this thread and now have an urge for Peking Duck.

I read your post and now I have an urge for loaded baked potato.

[shermanwt]

I read your post and now I have an urge for loaded baked potato.

I don't have a baked potato. But I do have an extra peeking duck.

[GroobyKrissy]

I don't have a baked potato. But I do have an extra peeking duck.

that duck is whack.

[mac.B]

Fucking Asians is wrong? Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! I love sex with asians!!!!

[GroobyKrissy]

Fucking Asians is wrong? Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! I love sex with asians!!!!

Fucking Asians = Right
Fucking Orientals = Wrong

PC Fucking.

[Wendy Summers]

Fucking Asians = Right
Fucking Orientals = Wrong

PC Fucking.

Do we really need to spell out that fucking orientals is wrong?

http://www.cat-breed-info.com/images/orientalcat1.jpg

Who the hell fucks a cat?

[Dino Velvet]

Older Asian mamasan's have asked me countless times in massage parlors, "You like'a Oriental girl?"

I know what I'm there for so I don't scold her.

[GroobyKrissy]

Do we really need to spell out that fucking orientals is wrong?

http://www.cat-breed-info.com/images/orientalcat1.jpg

Who the hell fucks a cat?

Plenty of people fuck pussy. Yeah, you saw that one coming, right?

[GroobyKrissy]

Older Asian mamasan's have asked me countless times in massage parlors, "You like'a Oriental girl?"

I know what I'm there for so I don't scold her.

They don't ask you why you're carrying around a roll of quarters in your pants?

[Dino Velvet]

They don't ask you why you're carrying around a roll of quarters in your pants?

It was a roll of dimes before I smelled the cigarettes and Kimchi.

[GroobyKrissy]

It was a roll of dimes before I smelled the cigarettes and Kimchi.

Mmmm... yeah, nothing says romantic massage like the smell of fermenting cabbage mixing with the feathery drifts of cheap cigarettes. Throw in the sweet aroma of sweat beading on the bodies of guys waiting to have their dimes counted...

Call me crazy, but that is a date worth having.

[mac.B]

Fucking Asians = Right
Fucking Orientals = Wrong

PC Fucking.


Phew!!! This is good news. Without Asians I would just go crazy."Man cannot live on black and latina alone"- Mac.B

[Wendy Summers]

Plenty of people fuck pussy. Yeah, you saw that one coming, right?

I set it up so you could knock it down... just like you do my ego.

[Wendy Summers]

Phew!!! This is good news. Without Asians I would just go crazy."Man cannot live on black and latina alone"- Mac.B

:( You don't like the white meat that's on this old bird? :(



:wiggle::wiggle::wiggle:

[youngblood61]

:( You don't like the white meat that's on this old bird? :(



:wiggle::wiggle::wiggle:He may not, but I sure do Wendy!:fuckin:

[mac.B]

:( You don't like the white meat that's on this old bird? :(



:wiggle::wiggle::wiggle:


Youre extremely sexy Ms. Summers. In fact I cant get enough of your trailer for Trans500.:)

[GroobyKrissy]

I set it up so you could knock it down... just like you do my ego.

Well, to be fair... there must be balance in the world. I think there is a Highlander reference in there somewhere.

[GroobyKrissy]

He may not, but I sure do Wendy!:fuckin:

Why you two-timin'... I otta... Well, I suppose we can share.

[Cecil Rhodes]

I fucking hate fucking asians.. er... erm...
am I gay or am I asian... duh

I guess it depends on whether you like Curry or not and also what it does to you later .

[Cecil Rhodes]

I read your post and now I have an urge for loaded baked potato.

oiled up and from a tennis ball machine ?

[Dino Velvet]

Mmmm... yeah, nothing says romantic massage like the smell of fermenting cabbage mixing with the feathery drifts of cheap cigarettes. Throw in the sweet aroma of sweat beading on the bodies of guys waiting to have their dimes counted...

Call me crazy, but that is a date worth having.

Old family expression, "The barn stinks but it's warm."

[dderek123]

I don't have a baked potato. But I do have an extra peeking duck.

Here's another peeking duck!

http://i.imgur.com/vkmUzLn.jpg

[GroobySteven]

Fucking Asians = Right
Fucking Orientals = Wrong

PC Fucking.


Fucking Asians = Wong.

[danthepoetman]

Here's my little contribution, Derek: peeking rock, Peking rocks and well...

[Amy Gray]

Ugh, now my I can't get all these horrible innuendos out of my head.

"Ohhhh baby, pound that white bread with your springroll."
"Come here and let me suck on your dumplings."
"Come on, spread your brown sauce all over that cracker!" :rolleyes:

Also, I'm totally craving some red bean icecream.

[GroobyKrissy]

I expect apologies from evleyone in this tread who has been lacist. I am being sevely offend. You al all wong.

[Amy Gray]

I expect apologies from evleyone in this tread who has been lacist. I am being sevely offend. You al all wong.

You're right, that was totally culturally insensitive of me. Look, I got you an apology present!

http://www.aichi-kanko.jp/j-heartland/tokoname/img/s_05.jpg

[GroobyKrissy]

You're right, that was totally culturally insensitive of me. Look, I got you an apology present!

http://www.aichi-kanko.jp/j-heartland/tokoname/img/s_05.jpg

I only accept Hello Kitty presents. Like any good Asian girl.

[Amy Gray]

I only accept Hello Kitty presents. Like any good Asian girl.

How about this?
http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hello-kitty-mens-underwear-white.jpg

[GroobyKrissy]

How about this?
http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hello-kitty-mens-underwear-white.jpg

Oohh... I accept your apology :) Please have it shipped to me directly post haste.

[RallyCola]

Oohh... I accept your apology :) Please have it shipped to me directly post haste.


but he looks white so what does that mean in light of your first post in this thread. silly krissy...u just want the cream of sum yung gui.

[Amy Gray]

but he looks white so what does that mean in light of your first post in this thread. silly krissy...u just want the cream of sum yung gui.

You know her, any opportunity she gets, she's going to bangkok.

[GroobyKrissy]

but he looks white so what does that mean in light of your first post in this thread. silly krissy...u just want the cream of sum yung gui.

Well, he's no Bieber... but I see your point.

Still, he could pass for being Oriental. That being said though, I don't see skin color so I didn't notice.

[Dino Velvet]

Still, he could pass for being Oriental.

I see the resemblance.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=IqjkQA87ibNBYM&tbnid=W2Wnp0evY_HZnM:&ved=0CAUQjBwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thunderstrand.com%2Fuserimage s%2FQuashquaiRug.jpg&ei=wZCuUZf0LObAigLEsoGwAg&psig=AFQjCNGmx5GuX9uYi_MV_NZYOvYhdR1z3w&ust=1370481217772210

[RallyCola]

ya know...i have 2 japanese friends that fall into a unique category. they both have always dated white women. might we call them asians who hate fucking asians?

[Dino Velvet]

ya know...i have 2 japanese friends that fall into a unique category. they both have always dated white women. might we call them asians who hate fucking asians?

I would call that fair. I give those fellas a thumbs up when they get one of ours. Good job, Koji!

[RallyCola]

I would call that fair. I give those fellas a thumbs up when they get one of ours. Good job, Koji!

i'm not white so they aren't banging one of mine.

i've banged a few filipinas in my time and one chinese girl. i think asians are an under-represented minority when it comes to riding my cock. i should do something about that...

[Dino Velvet]

i'm not white so they aren't banging one of mine.

i've banged a few filipinas in my time and one chinese girl. i think asians are an under-represented minority when it comes to riding my cock. i should do something about that...

You should. I know your race too. Take some of the white ones away also.

[RallyCola]

You should. I know your race too. Take some of the white ones away also.

well i am married to a woman that is a european mix...german, polish, irish and english. so half of her is always trying to rule and exploit the other half of her.

[Amy Gray]

well i am married to a woman that is a european mix...german, polish, irish and english. so half of her is always trying to rule and exploit the other half of her.

But does she ever blitzkrieg herself?

[Amy Gray]

But does she ever blitzkrieg herself?

Oh wow, I just looked blitzkrieg up onwikipedia


Blitzkrieg is an anglicised term describing a method of warfare whereby an attacking force spearheaded by a dense concentration of armoured and motorized or mechanized infantry formations, and heavily backed up by close air support, forces a breakthrough into the enemy's rear through a series of deep thrusts; and once in the enemy's rear, proceeds to dislocate them by utilizing speed and surprise

Those Germans always were kinky bastards!

[maxpower]

I expect apologies from evleyone in this tread who has been lacist. I am being sevely offend. You al all wong.


Don't you mean "aporogies?"

[Dino Velvet]

I think she wants something like "Me so sorry". Made it sound like I got Whiskey Dick.

[francisfkudrow]

I think I mentioned this in another thread, but I used to work with a Middle Eastern girl and a Chinese guy. The Middle Eastern girl used to say that she was Asian, but the Chinese guy was "oriental".

[Amy Gray]

I think I mentioned this in another thread, but I used to work with a Middle Eastern girl and a Chinese guy. The Middle Eastern girl used to say that she was Asian, but the Chinese guy was "oriental".

Horniental?

[Cecil Rhodes]

well i am married to a woman that is a european mix...german, polish, irish and english. so half of her is always trying to rule and exploit the other half of her.

at least you are not Irish and English . You would love to hate yourself .

[Cecil Rhodes]

Oh wow, I just looked blitzkrieg up onwikipedia



Those Germans always were kinky bastards!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMsaMGWPfHo&feature=player_detailpage

[Cecil Rhodes]

arnold rave remix - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3_tJO8FJ6Q&feature=player_detailpage)

[robertlouis]

In the UK, Asian, or more specifically British Asian, is an official demographic definition, denoting someone whose origins lie in the Indian sub-continent, ie. India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka.

[Cecil Rhodes]

In the UK, Asian, or more specifically British Asian, is an official demographic definition, denoting someone whose origins lie in the Indian sub-continent, ie. India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka.

Kind of like a Curry reference made to one of Propero's post ?

run like hell- the wall - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvPoCWElOc&feature=player_detailpage)

[Amy Gray]

Sigh, I want to be Asian now, all the cool people are. Is there some type of honorary Asian program? Do I have to do 10 years of violin or piano while a glaring mother looks on disapproving or something? Do I train under a wizened old janitor while he teaches me ancient Korean wisdom? Being white sucks, we never get anything cool!

[Cecil Rhodes]

Sigh, I want to be Asian now, all the cool people are. Is there some type of honorary Asian program? Do I have to do 10 years of violin or piano while a glaring mother looks on disapproving or something? Do I train under a wizened old janitor while he teaches me ancient Korean wisdom? Being white sucks, we never get anything cool!

**ORIGINAL** ASIANS AT UCLA - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B8xKVHPOlc&feature=player_detailpage)

[Cecil Rhodes]

Asians in the Library-The guy she saw speaks up - UCLA girl (Alexandra Wallace) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSgUuvb0Sk&feature=player_detailpage)

[RallyCola]

can we stop with all the asian envy in this thread...their eyes don't even open up all the way.

[GroobyKrissy]

In the UK, Asian, or more specifically British Asian, is an official demographic definition, denoting someone whose origins lie in the Indian sub-continent, ie. India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka.

yeah, well, what do the British know.

[GroobyKrissy]

Sigh, I want to be Asian now, all the cool people are. Is there some type of honorary Asian program? Do I have to do 10 years of violin or piano while a glaring mother looks on disapproving or something? Do I train under a wizened old janitor while he teaches me ancient Korean wisdom? Being white sucks, we never get anything cool!

It is actually violin AND piano. And you forgot a 4.0 + GPA. That is just for starters. Being Asian is hard.

[GroobyKrissy]

can we stop with all the asian envy in this thread...their eyes don't even open up all the way.

and they can't fuckin' drive. Oh wait... 2+2=... I get it now.

[Wendy Summers]

and they can't fuckin' drive. Oh wait... 2+2=... I get it now.

Good with math I see... way to defy stereotypes.

[Dino Velvet]

You people have no problem translating kilometers to miles but you'll crash the car before you get there.

[Cecil Rhodes]

1945 Kamikaze Hitting Carriers!!! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Kia79GyWU&feature=player_detailpage)

[RallyCola]

listen...these people can't be that smart. they use sticks to eat. they don't even know how to use a fork.

[GroobyKrissy]

listen...these people can't be that smart. they use sticks to eat. they don't even know how to use a fork.

Just environmentally friendly. We were green before green was a thing.

[RallyCola]

Just environmentally friendly. We were green before green was a thing.

wow...an asian claiming they did something first and the west just followed...what a novel concept.

[dderek123]

Just environmentally friendly. We were green before green was a thing.

Not necessarily in China.

Say No to Disposable Chopsticks
Though one pair of chopsticks may use a small quantity of wood, they can quickly add up. China produces 57 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks every year, which requires over 1.18 million square meters of forest, according to the Forest Ministry's statistics from 2004 to 2009.
But the country's natural forest resources are extremely limited, ranking 139th in the world – so there’s absolutely no reason to cut down 3.8 million trees a year to make chopsticks that are used once and then thrown away.
Since 2007, Greenpeace has been working to reduce the use of disposable chopsticks. Volunteers and celebrities have helped us to lobby restaurants – in just six months, over 300 restaurants in Beijing, including major chains, agreed to stop using disposable chopsticks. We also organized outreach events to raise awareness of the problems of waste and deforestation. Most recently, in December 2010, we collaborated with college student volunteers and Ogilvy to “revive” 80,000 chopsticks by turning them back into trees. Read more here.

http://www.greenpeace.org/eastasia/campaigns/forests/work/protecting-china-forests/

[Dino Velvet]

Didn't they invent the rim job? It is referred to as Asian.

[RallyCola]

Didn't they invent the rim job? It is referred to as Asian.

never heard of that. ya know, when i was a kid, i thought i invented the rim job, well going down on a girl in general. i'm pretty sure i thought it was be awesome to eat vag and ass before i ever saw porn since i can remember thinking about eating ass when i was about 8 and i don't remember porn till a few years later.

[GroobyKrissy]

Not necessarily in China.

Say No to Disposable Chopsticks
Though one pair of chopsticks may use a small quantity of wood, they can quickly add up. China produces 57 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks every year, which requires over 1.18 million square meters of forest, according to the Forest Ministry's statistics from 2004 to 2009.
But the country's natural forest resources are extremely limited, ranking 139th in the world – so there’s absolutely no reason to cut down 3.8 million trees a year to make chopsticks that are used once and then thrown away.
Since 2007, Greenpeace has been working to reduce the use of disposable chopsticks. Volunteers and celebrities have helped us to lobby restaurants – in just six months, over 300 restaurants in Beijing, including major chains, agreed to stop using disposable chopsticks. We also organized outreach events to raise awareness of the problems of waste and deforestation. Most recently, in December 2010, we collaborated with college student volunteers and Ogilvy to “revive” 80,000 chopsticks by turning them back into trees. Read more here.

http://www.greenpeace.org/eastasia/campaigns/forests/work/protecting-china-forests/

Well, I don't know about all those other people out there, but I have used the same pair of wooden chopsticks since I got off my training pair. They have a nice aroma to them. When I am in the mood for tea, I just stick them in some hot water and let them soak a few minutes.

[RallyCola]

Well, I don't know about all those other people out there, but I have used the same pair of wooden chopsticks since I got off my training pair. They have a nice aroma to them. When I am in the mood for tea, I just stick them in some hot water and let them soak a few minutes.

are these the same chopsticks you gape yourself with? that's the only real good use for them....to widen the hole.

[GroobyKrissy]

are these the same chopsticks you gape yourself with? that's the only real good use for them....to widen the hole.

No... just like stupid non-Asians with their 12,000 different types of silverware, I have dessert chopsticks for that. Those do make especially good tea too though.

[Dino Velvet]

When I go out for the China People Food I wait until that giant shovel-looking serving spoon is in sight then use it to eat with. I finish my food and half of hers too.

[RallyCola]

No... just like stupid non-Asians with their 12,000 different types of silverware, I have dessert chopsticks for that. Those do make especially good tea too though.

umm, remind me to bring a snapple to your place...closed beverages only.

on a lighter note...for your viewing pleasure...an asian i'd like to fuck

HYUNA - 'Bubble Pop!' (Official Music Video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI)

[GroobyKrissy]

When I go out for the China People Food I wait until that giant shovel-looking serving spoon is in sight then use it to eat with. I finish my food and half of hers too.

Yes, but do you charge them for the Dino Velvet Weight Loss Program afterwards or do they just pick up the tab? Choose carefully, one is good business and the other is tacky.

[Dino Velvet]

Yes, but do you charge them for the Dino Velvet Weight Loss Program afterwards or do they just pick up the tab? Choose carefully, one is good business and the other is tacky.

Those guys are so little they use the toilet as a lap pool. No need for more shrinkage.

[Dino Velvet]

Keep the junk food just outta reach too. Weight Watchers Osaka is so weird.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/JapanWeirdx100.gif

[Wendy Summers]

Keep the junk food just outta reach too. Weight Watchers Osaka is so weird.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/JapanWeirdx100.gif

I'd advise you don't offer seafood either...

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-25/1238015667307.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

I'd advise you don't offer seafood either...

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-25/1238015667307.jpg

She got Octo-Pussed somethin' awful there.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

She got Octo-Pussed somethin' awful there.


Dino...You've done it again!!!!:dancing:

[Amy Gray]

can we stop with all the asian envy in this thread...their eyes don't even open up all the way.

Yeah but they get :yingyang:TIGERMOMS:yingyang:!! How cool is that!? If I had a tigermom I'd keep her on a leesh and take her for walks. Anyone gives me any trouble and I'd have her go for the jugular! I wish I was half tiger! :(

I mean, there's always been family rumors about my uncle rick and his sheep farm out in West Virginia but that's not nearly as cool as tigermoms.

Asian people get all the cool stuff! The only power white people get is we're good at stealing stuff from people. I've never understood why white people are always so scared about ethnic people breaking into their house and stealing their shit. We're WHITE, we've made stealing shit an art form! We wont just steal your flatscreen, we'll fucking steal your whole country... and probably rent it back to you with a whole bunch of mortgages you can't afford to pay.

[Wendy Summers]

Yeah but they get :yingyang:TIGERMOMS:yingyang:!! How cool is that!? If I had a tigermom I'd keep her on a leesh and take her for walks. Anyone gives me any trouble and I'd have her go for the jugular! I wish I was half tiger! :(

I mean, there's always been family rumors about my uncle rick and his sheep farm out in West Virginia but that's not nearly as cool as tigermoms.

Asian people get all the cool stuff! The only power white people get is we're good at stealing stuff from people. I've never understood why white people are always so scared about ethnic people breaking into their house and stealing their shit. We're WHITE! We wont just steal your flatscreen, we'll fucking steal your whole country... and probably rent it back to you with a whole bunch of mortgages you can't afford to pay.


So what you're saying is you are self-loathing?

[Amy Gray]

So what you're saying is you are self-loathing?

Yeah, that's my catholic super power.

[Cecil Rhodes]

No... just like stupid non-Asians with their 12,000 different types of silverware, I have dessert chopsticks for that. Those do make especially good tea too though.

Don't even go there . You Asians have a lot of flatware . The difference is non=Asian have silverware as an investment and use it as flatware on special occasions . Asians use Flatware to come up with name for their children . The most way is to throw it down stairs or from a high place .

[RallyCola]

that explains all the ping yang's i work with. fucking woks all sound the same when dropped off a house.

[francisfkudrow]

Sigh, I want to be Asian now, all the cool people are. Is there some type of honorary Asian program? Do I have to do 10 years of violin or piano while a glaring mother looks on disapproving or something? Do I train under a wizened old janitor while he teaches me ancient Korean wisdom? Being white sucks, we never get anything cool!

You have to train under Pei Mei...
http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/8/86/Pei-mei.jpg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=xVQ601JG3MdwBM&tbnid=2KgyG99Ljpu6YM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fvillains.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FFile% 3APei-mei.jpg&ei=rhGwUcqjBof00gGzgoEg&bvm=bv.47534661,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNHVam6NXWQeHyPTNFpo3Dk401TSdQ&ust=1370579643551949)

[maxpower]

If I have sex with an Asian girl, will I be horny again an hour later?

[Castor_Troy05]

If I have sex with an Asian girl, will I be horny again an hour later?

From personal experience, yes!!

[robertlouis]

Wendy, darling Wendy, to go back to your OP, nothing, but nothing, will ever replace the "Am I Gay?" threads on HA.

Just look at today's traffic for a start.

Now, personally, I'd much prefer to be fucking Asians than debating the tired old who's gay chestnut for the three thousand and fuckteenth time, but then, I don't worry about my sexuality. I know what I like and I enjoy it. Simples.

Why can't everyone else just STFU and do the same?

[RallyCola]

From personal experience, yes!!


eh...i find it is only after i eat out a chinese girl.

when i eat out a korean girl, somehow magically my clothes are ironed.

when i eat out a filipina girl, my wallet is missing.

[Dino Velvet]

Wendy, darling Wendy, to go back to your OP, nothing, but nothing, will ever replace the "Am I Gay?" threads on HA.

I like the "Am I Gay?" threads best when they bring up something really specific that most people would never think of.

[RallyCola]

I like the "Am I Gay?" threads best when they bring up something really specific that most people would never think of.

like are you gay if you only fuck fucking asians or is that allowable?

[serial138]

Not necessarily in China.

Say No to Disposable Chopsticks
Though one pair of chopsticks may use a small quantity of wood, they can quickly add up. China produces 57 billion pairs of disposable chopsticks every year, which requires over 1.18 million square meters of forest, according to the Forest Ministry's statistics from 2004 to 2009.
But the country's natural forest resources are extremely limited, ranking 139th in the world – so there’s absolutely no reason to cut down 3.8 million trees a year to make chopsticks that are used once and then thrown away.
Since 2007, Greenpeace has been working to reduce the use of disposable chopsticks. Volunteers and celebrities have helped us to lobby restaurants – in just six months, over 300 restaurants in Beijing, including major chains, agreed to stop using disposable chopsticks. We also organized outreach events to raise awareness of the problems of waste and deforestation. Most recently, in December 2010, we collaborated with college student volunteers and Ogilvy to “revive” 80,000 chopsticks by turning them back into trees. Read more here.

http://www.greenpeace.org/eastasia/campaigns/forests/work/protecting-china-forests/

My brother used to work for the #1 exporter of chopsticks to China, based in Savannah, Georgia. I thought it was funny how we import so much from China, and export chopsticks to them.

[serial138]

Wendy, darling Wendy, to go back to your OP, nothing, but nothing, will ever replace the "Am I Gay?" threads on HA.

Just look at today's traffic for a start.

Now, personally, I'd much prefer to be fucking Asians than debating the tired old who's gay chestnut for the three thousand and fuckteenth time, but then, I don't worry about my sexuality. I know what I like and I enjoy it. Simples.

Why can't everyone else just STFU and do the same?

Why did you have to ruin a perfectly derailed thread with going back to the original post? Lol

[Dino Velvet]

like are you gay if you only fuck fucking asians or is that allowable?

As long as they're hairless and no taller than 5'3'' Vladimir Putin says OK.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/poy/putin/vladimir_putin_01.jpg
"Hmmmmm... Maybe."

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8654589.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/pg-32-putin-epa.jpg
"NO! FUCK NO! BULLSHIT!!!! Я часами Вас! "